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so theres this dumb wigger last night, right...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Nov 2, 2003.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    so last night i'm at a atmosphere show.... now, anyone thats familiar with atmosphere knows they're fan base is 90% white, 60% female, 39.9999% emo guys, and apparently, atleast 1 stupid white kid who thinks hes a gangster, wearing shady limited gear, with a bandana tied under his hat.
    so the place is packed with people. like, hard to move, packed. i'm walking towards the stage, and just as i come to the end of the bar, about 20 feet from the stage, theres this 6'4", skinny ass, jacked up teeth, fisher price 'my first mustache' havin, jerk off, in front of me, with his back to me. so i attempt to step between him and his 'boy'. i stick an arm out in front of me, to kind 'part the sea' (there was a good foot and a half between them to start with) and politely say 'excuse me bro, i gotta get through here'. he doesnt move. so i say it again. this time, instead of moving, he jabs his shoulder back towards me, trying to push me back. so i realize he's trying to be a thug, and i kind of giggle, and again politely say 'sorry man, i just gotta get through here', to which he replies 'me an ma boy here was tryin to talk, go the fuck around'. well, they werent trying to talk at all, but whatever. i look at him again an say 'its really not that deep bro, im just trying to pass through, its all good'. so he starts pushing into me, doing what i assume would have been the close-quarters equivelnt of the 'wigger lunge', and getting all loud. unfortunately, i had my $800 camera in my hand, so there wasnt a whole lot i could do without risking damaging it, which certainly would not have been worth it over this schmuck. so i just sort of laugh at him, and very confidently, and even somewhat cockily (is that a word?) say 'trust me bro, you really, really dont want to get into this with me. i promise, it's not going to work out in your favor at all'. cause see something i forgot to mention, and that he obviously was not aware of, is that not only was i there with my boy, who is a hefty 220 scary black man, who was already pushing me out of the way so he could stomp this kid, but this is also the same bar where he and i, and damn near everyone we knew at one point, used to work. on top of that, my friends are performing, ive got all access passes, security has my back and my very good friend/crew mate mr dibbs, who if anyone knows him, knows he loves nothing more than eating kids ears straight off their head, was already coming out from behind the stage to pull me up there.... so in essence, what we've got here is a big skinny, goofy white guy who thinks he's malibu's most wanted, who feels he can intimidate me cause ive got on my glasses, an my hairs all emo and what not. clearly he didnt realize that the hand that wasnt holding my camera, was already pulling my knife out from behind my belt. so my boy steps between us, an says 'look, ma man said excuse me, which is a hell of alot more polite than the get the fuck out of his way that im tellin you now, bitch!' at this point i try to hand my camera to this girl i was with, but right then dibbs, who is already wearing a full bandana and knit ski cap, so he looks like a crip-ninja, grabs me, an drags me back, cause he was about to go on. i tried to plead with him that we should stomp this kid real quick, but aparently being a rap star was more important at the time. oh well.
    now, you're probably wondering why i told this whole story. if you dont like me, you're thinking i did it just so i could 'name drop', which sorry to dissapoint you, isnt the case. really, im just bummed out that we didnt get to curb stomp oll boy just on principle. which is odd for me, because i dont care much about fighting. but i think i took extra offense that the kid thought i was 'soft' or something, because i was being polite. plus, being around dibbs makes me (as well as pretty much everyone else he comes in contact with) become retarded. soooo, all day at work ive been sitting here at my desk, bummed out that i didnt get to break a bottle over this kids head. maybe next time.

    finally, the moral of the story is that just because someone carries themself intelligently and doesnt instantly resort to cave man antics, that doesnt mean that they wont stab you 'just because'. or that they dont have a gun for each seat in their car. also, just because you have a 'dirtstache' and basketball jersey, that doesnt mean you can act like a dick face to everyone you come in contact with. well, i mean, you can i suppose, but at some point its going to turn sour, and thats seldom very much fun.

    seeking/turntable hardcore.100% fuck you
     
  2. keep

    keep Guest

    please tell me this isnt emenims clothing line...
     
  3. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 191
    so did you atleast get to enjoy the show?
     
  4. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 999 Likes Received: 0
    i'm actually very bummed for you. there is absolutely nothing i hate more than rude wiggers. your description of him was enough to make me puke. please kill a random wigger and make this worls a better place. you have no idea how strongly i feel about this.
     
  5. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2003 Messages: 1,810 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Re: so theres this dumb wigger last night, right...

    sadly enough:rolleyes:
     
  6. MOTIVE ROK

    MOTIVE ROK Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 164 Likes Received: 0
    good story besides the fact that you didnt use your 220lb scary black guy, your kinfe, and mr dibbs to your advantage(you shoulda whooped his ass)im goin to see that show on december 3rd
     
  7. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    would you slap mr. dibbs for $20? no.

    i'm surprised dibbs didn't smash the kid's face in
     
  8. Haha, Crew's not to be fucked with...
     
  9. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    Copywrite.

    6'4" skinny white kid ya bitch looks for, not because I'm rich but because my dick don't fit through doors.
     
  10. Word seeks, i totally agree on the sum...however, i cant see why after being polite and ignored you just didnt seperate them and pass like its no big deal (which clearly isnt)
     
  11. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    i know how that is. Where im from the "thugs" are the ones who live in the million dollar houses and get a brand new navigator or lexus when they turn 15. They all talkin like they hard and shit, but skinny as shit and cant do anything, there are a plethora of those.

    As for the intelligently carrying yourself, i am guilty of this too. BUt instead, i use it in my favor, I like to point out faults and what not, which pissed people off more, or i just dont act like a moron


    Besides the jaone article, i have never read a story this long, i applaud you for winning my time and gettin me to read this whole thing
     
  12. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    You carry a knife? Come on man, smashing a bottle over his head or beating the shit out of him would be so much more satisfying than stabbing him.

    Weapons are for pussies, real men fight with their hands. Of course there are exceptions, namely 6'4", skinny ass, jacked up teeth, fisher price 'my first mustache' havin, jerk offs. So come to think of it, stabbing him probably would have felt good. So in conclusion, you should have stabbed him.....
     
  13. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    gotta love that
     
  14. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
     
  15. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    house niggah

    i had the pleasure of getting pulled over by two oreos
     
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