MartiansOnMeth Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 NO BEACH NO NOTHING. and my fucking idiot senile dad ran over my fucking cat of 14 years on easter fucking sunday on the way to church. she was rad as shit too. she had no teeth and was morbidly obese and when we heard "THUD" i was like OH MAN and that fucking cat was spinning like a i dunno what and then she went into shock and that shit was gruesome. her mouth was gaping and her tongue was hanging out and her stomach was like inflating like an ethiopian baby with ebola and shit and then she died and i was like "fuck it" but i was really sad. but yo its cool cos i got a "BANGING" tan and it's like melanoma farm all over my body and yesterday i got all these rl polo d-rings in all these crazy colors and its like a fucking rainbow mardi gras parade in rio going on in my closet and some onitsuka tigers too and some bvlgari cologne and shit and tons of seersucker cos im stylin and pervin like mervin and smokin crack behind the boathouse in nantucket. so the god damned pope died. im gonna tell all you fuckin wiccans straight up im a real tru OG catholic i pray the rosary every night even when im strung and i got all these jesus candles and shit like a tranny housekeeper from little havana but yo im glad that white toad died he was wayyyyyy fucking liberal that piece of shit all those dagos cryin and shit at st peters in their aladdin pants and space boots and musky crotches and greaseball faces and shit LET ME TELL YOU those dagos wanna fuck everything that moves i almost got my rosey ass raped in capri by a grandpa when all i wanted was some fuckin lemon gelato. fuck ing dagos im from azerbaijan an country thats so fucking cool you dont know it exists because it doesnt but i still have a fucking city there named after my ass even tough its bombed out from commies like nailbat. so ephedrine is about to go on lock cos all the cousi n fuckers are cookin up ice in their fuckin double wides shitheads my old boss was on that shit but anyways so much for dropping back down to 90 or blowin out my heart before i hit 21. wheres the kangaroos at i got packages packages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 yo, fuck you- im italian, you cocksucking piece of shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartiansOnMeth Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 so am i dummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartiansOnMeth Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 word i got jazzercize tapes and backstage passes to sissy nobey at MIRAGE baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 hmm..well.uh, sorry about your cat.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartiansOnMeth Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 AUSSIES WHERES THAT NIGGER BLAME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WRECKONIZE Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 you are a fucking clown, see you in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 i say fuck spring break, and the only thing i got in that whole thing was that you are a crack smokin homo. "but yo its cool cos i got a "BANGING" tan and it's like melanoma farm all over my body and yesterday i got all these rl polo d-rings in all these crazy colors and its like a fucking rainbow mardi gras parade in rio going on in my closet " - MartiansOnMeth yea im sry bout your cat to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 boo hoo. i spent my spring break working. get over it. pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 this thread makes my brain ache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Where's Sissy playing? I wanna go too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 No seriously, the first time that pic was posted I was totally like, dude thats some lame shit WTF. But now that youve posted it again and again. Its really fucking awesome. Jesus loves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 thats because there's no fotango shit at the bottom :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 um...what? methamphetamines kill, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 you got told, dunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 This looks like a ramble by some one who likes coke alittle too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Introducing 12oz's newest loser.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 This was my spring break: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Originally posted by MartiansOnMeth@Apr 5 2005, 08:59 PM LET ME TELL YOU those dagos wanna fuck everything that moves i almost got my rosey ass raped in capri by a grandpa when all i wanted was some fuckin lemon gelato. Quoted post wow...sounds like youve been up for too many days on speed..hunker down man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caffeine Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Theyre called periods. Learn to use them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 just enough religion to hate, not enough to love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartiansOnMeth Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 SEPPUKU homie i was just jokin theres no way im going to see that fucking tranny cop out on a show again. last time i went the nigger was sitting at the fucking bar for 2 hours gettin pissed up wearin some white daisy dukes and a white halter top and some white soldiers and a white turban with cobwebs on the bottom looking like a hunk of soft serve gyrating his ass all over the bar stool trying to swallow it whole up the rectum then went upstairs to get in the lady clothes and wigs and shit but then almost fell down the stairs and gave up and took the fuckin city bus back to the calliope projects BUT it was kinda cool cos there was this obese bitch named LATRICE haahaha latrice and it was her birthday and it was a ghetto birthday party in mirage with obese negresses in mesh jumpsuits humping the floor and stuffing my angelic doll face with ghetto barbecue and red beans. but go walk around lasalle and washington and ask the crackouts in the mom & pop record shops when and where she does shows now cos i wanna give her a second chance no lie that shit was fun anyway even though we almost got killed walking there by a tricycle gang or you could go say hi to the junk dealers on freret and they'll be like WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU WHITEBOY and theyre awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartiansOnMeth Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 yeahhh theres other ones too and im gonna make a list for all you giraffes hmmmm lets see there is katey red and "dem hoes" aka MELPH GIIIIIRRRRLS javockah redu and the motherfucking crew big freeeeedia chev chev chev off the ave sissy nobey sissy gold HAHA sissy j and the other ones who steal from urban trends and suck dick for gap clothes and eddie bauer hahaha fuckin chimps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 if you could put that dead cat fo yours in the freezer, i'll come get it as soon as i get some time. yum! dead cat. you said it was fat, right? i hate some skinny meatless cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 son, i will hate on you until we happen to cross paths, and then i will stab you. no one cares about you. die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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