Jump to content

MartiansOnMeth

Member
  • Posts

    28
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Reputation

0 Neutral
  1. yeahhh theres other ones too and im gonna make a list for all you giraffes hmmmm lets see there is katey red and "dem hoes" aka MELPH GIIIIIRRRRLS javockah redu and the motherfucking crew big freeeeedia chev chev chev off the ave sissy nobey sissy gold HAHA sissy j and the other ones who steal from urban trends and suck dick for gap clothes and eddie bauer hahaha fuckin chimps
  2. SEPPUKU homie i was just jokin theres no way im going to see that fucking tranny cop out on a show again. last time i went the nigger was sitting at the fucking bar for 2 hours gettin pissed up wearin some white daisy dukes and a white halter top and some white soldiers and a white turban with cobwebs on the bottom looking like a hunk of soft serve gyrating his ass all over the bar stool trying to swallow it whole up the rectum then went upstairs to get in the lady clothes and wigs and shit but then almost fell down the stairs and gave up and took the fuckin city bus back to the calliope projects BUT it was kinda cool cos there was this obese bitch named LATRICE haahaha latrice and it was her birthday and it was a ghetto birthday party in mirage with obese negresses in mesh jumpsuits humping the floor and stuffing my angelic doll face with ghetto barbecue and red beans. but go walk around lasalle and washington and ask the crackouts in the mom & pop record shops when and where she does shows now cos i wanna give her a second chance no lie that shit was fun anyway even though we almost got killed walking there by a tricycle gang or you could go say hi to the junk dealers on freret and they'll be like WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU WHITEBOY and theyre awesome
  3. FUCK THIS SHIT NEW ORLEANS WINS AT EVERYTHING I HATE YOUR LIST
  4. word i got jazzercize tapes and backstage passes to sissy nobey at MIRAGE baby
  5. NO BEACH NO NOTHING. and my fucking idiot senile dad ran over my fucking cat of 14 years on easter fucking sunday on the way to church. she was rad as shit too. she had no teeth and was morbidly obese and when we heard "THUD" i was like OH MAN and that fucking cat was spinning like a i dunno what and then she went into shock and that shit was gruesome. her mouth was gaping and her tongue was hanging out and her stomach was like inflating like an ethiopian baby with ebola and shit and then she died and i was like "fuck it" but i was really sad. but yo its cool cos i got a "BANGING" tan and it's like melanoma farm all over my body and yesterday i got all these rl polo d-rings in all these crazy colors and its like a fucking rainbow mardi gras parade in rio going on in my closet and some onitsuka tigers too and some bvlgari cologne and shit and tons of seersucker cos im stylin and pervin like mervin and smokin crack behind the boathouse in nantucket. so the god damned pope died. im gonna tell all you fuckin wiccans straight up im a real tru OG catholic i pray the rosary every night even when im strung and i got all these jesus candles and shit like a tranny housekeeper from little havana but yo im glad that white toad died he was wayyyyyy fucking liberal that piece of shit all those dagos cryin and shit at st peters in their aladdin pants and space boots and musky crotches and greaseball faces and shit LET ME TELL YOU those dagos wanna fuck everything that moves i almost got my rosey ass raped in capri by a grandpa when all i wanted was some fuckin lemon gelato. fuck ing dagos im from azerbaijan an country thats so fucking cool you dont know it exists because it doesnt but i still have a fucking city there named after my ass even tough its bombed out from commies like nailbat. so ephedrine is about to go on lock cos all the cousi n fuckers are cookin up ice in their fuckin double wides shitheads my old boss was on that shit but anyways so much for dropping back down to 90 or blowin out my heart before i hit 21. wheres the kangaroos at i got packages packages.
  6. to those of you who are convinced that the husband wants to pull the plug for his own personal gain: the guy has already been offered 10 million dollars by a private party to keep her alive, and he refused the offer.
  7. oh dear god i am stoked out of my mind for summer. except that we fucking moved into a house without a pool like, 6 months ago. i dunno what the fuck im gonna do with myself now that i cant just bake out poolside wearing a speedo and wayfarers (you must wear wayfarers during the summer. must.) and listening to blondie while eating benzos and drinking homemade smoothies and bahama mamas all day. oh wait, im gonna be moving back to new orleans in may. haha. rock n roll. for the summer months, i usually tend to lean toward hypnotic, repetitive late 70s, early 80s jams. the repetitive beat tends to go well with the heat and slowness of lounging around all day and cruising around all night. CRUCIAL summer bands: blondie a flock of seagulls japan duran duran heaven 17 joy division human league more blondie and more seagulls all kinda sorta played, but SO appropriate for slow summer days.
  8. it's over. I decide it's over. Frank Sinatra. He's Dead. < I listen to too much electro > Quoted post [/b] maybe one day you can visit my condo on a big hill you know like 9-0-2-1-0. to be famous is so nice. suck my dick. lick my ass. :chicken:
  9. what fucking rock did you crawl out from under *thanks for the info...i'll figure something out
×
×
  • Create New...