Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 today i just kept on pooping. it started at work. i pooped 2 normal hard poops. they were of the variety that are made up of boulders stuck together and are real easy and quick to wipe. later in the evening my poops progressed to really loose joints that came out w/ some thunder. as it got worse i noticed the poop resembeled chewed food and smelled like puke. after that it was downhill, my poops felt like i was blowing bubbles out my asshole and all that came out was mucus i think. pretty ill. i must have pooped about 13 times today, no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 one time i drank dirty water out of the hudson hah [ i was dehydrating ] and i shit blood for about a week and a half non-stop, constant shitting...every 10-20 minutes....my doctor called me dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 i dont poop as much lately, but got-damn if i dont fart at least 100 or more times a day, no joke, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 i fart ALOT as well. the lower GI tract is crajee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Dude, I straight king shit when it comes to well... shit. The horrid cafeteria food Ive been eating, makes me literally shit 15 minutes after eating it. Not to mention I havent taken a serious easy to clean solid shit in 4 months. Its fucking retarded. I shit probably 3-4 times a day REGULARLY. It could also have something to do with the gallon - gallon and a half of water I drink a day maybe? But lately this whole having no money to buy food thing has really reduced the amount I shit. Because basically eating half a meal a day limits how much can come out. And yo Hesh, I know what youre saying with the bubbly ass goo. Shit feels like your making the topping for a cappucino from your dirty penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 :yuck: sounds like you guys need some fuckin colonics.. gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR«@Dec 4 2004, 01:12 AM :yuck: sounds like you guys need some fuckin colonics.. gross. Quoted post I WOULD DEF GET A COLONIC!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 i take dumps like nobodies business. please believes me. i put it down. we call the handi cap stall the "retard pot" at work... be like "let me go holler at my boy the retard pot" niggas wonk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 when i was like 10, i counted my farts one day, and i farted 74 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Can't say i've had any problems with the pooping lately - been nice and regular. However, I do find the need to take a massive shit in the mornings..every morning, actually... never fails. My 'morning smash' as i've fondly dubbed it - gets me all regular and ready for the day. Can't have a bad day when it starts off with a wonderful shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 one time, at band camp, i was friends with this kid who claimed he only shat, or shit, whatever, once a month, and i was like yeah okay...but then one day the bathroom was very stinky, and there was a huge piece of poop in the toilet. it was a very thick coil of solid poop. you woulda sworn a cow had walked into the bathroom and took a huge shit, it was absurd. i was wrong to doubt that kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 I am the fart master..Do not front or you will be fronted on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Love it when the crew ups the level of Channel Zero... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Yesterday we put two lacsatives in to a chinese kids mountain dew......cam i get arrested for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 nah, youre only 11. They'll probably just make you sit inside during recess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 I am with Sugar on this one....you guys are in serious need of colonics. :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0@Dec 4 2004, 10:30 PM nah, youre only 11. They'll probably just make you sit inside during recess. Quoted post Phewwwww..., shit had me worried Fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppa.k Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 one of my boys can shit on command... comes in handy at shity parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 dirty!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 truly gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 i been fartin nonstop all morn. give thanks to the pbr for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Sometimes...i like to poop in a toilet and then i just leave it. Especially when the poop is emerging from the water like a turtle head. And for some reason i find this tremendously amusing. After i poo and i leave it floating it seems like the funniest thing in the world. That pooping picture is truly vile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder@Dec 4 2004, 01:44 PM truly gross Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Get some of this, use it once a day. You will be shitting regular in no time. Stronger than Metamucil If you start shitting blood, though, go see a doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 i knew i shouldn't have clicked on this thread and read it, i just fucking knew it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 I'm doing it right now! God bless wifi and laptops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 I'm on a diet, so no junk food at all, just eating right ya know. So right before I started I felt like sluggish and generaly shitty. So i started on my all fruit all the time kick that I often go on.............LET ME TELL YOU, I killed the can,like it was solid but like sort of small peices......it would fill the toilet maybe 3 times a day. Now i'm shitting once a day and I feel amazing.It was like I need to be cleaned out.I'M SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO REGGULLLAAAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Frate Raper speaks the truth, it's all in the diet. High fiber, lots of fruit and vegetables and 9 grain bread. No junk food, very little sweets. Drinking and drugs all have the unfortunate side effect of irregular bowel movements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by HESHIANDET@Dec 3 2004, 10:02 PM i fart ALOT as well. the lower GI tract is crajee Quoted post yea you do. stay away after spam and cholula hot sauce sammiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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