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Passing gas at the office

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by midwest jake, Oct 6, 2005.

  1. midwest jake

    midwest jake New Jack

    Joined: Oct 6, 2005 Messages: 43 Likes Received: 0
    Ok so I work in an office enviroment, and I don't want to lose points with my boss and co-workers. any hints on how to play it safe and not get caught letting one out?
     
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    discreet? i work in an office too and i let that shit rip! the best ones are the toasty warm silent gushes of rancid stench that infect the lungs of everyone around you. i give myself a little high-five when i do them
     
  3. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    Don't eat any burritos that have been heated in a malfunctioning microwave. The repairman said that would be irresponsible.
     
  4. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 14, 2001 Messages: 1,571 Likes Received: 10
    fuck it dude, just rip them......

    that's what i do
     
  5. kido

    kido Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
  6. Morg-kcor

    Morg-kcor New Jack

    Joined: Oct 2, 2005 Messages: 50 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^ sometimes that shit follows you though
     
  7. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    and what? are you troubled by your own farts? if i do a fart that even grosses myself out, then i'm immeasurably stoked
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    sounds like you need a catylic converter on your tailpipe
     
  9. vptonbing

    vptonbing Member

    Joined: Apr 26, 2004 Messages: 690 Likes Received: 1
    i dont like anyone at my job, so I let them suffer and fart as often as possible
     
  10. dumy

    dumy Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 5,056 Likes Received: 0
    hahaha..



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    ^^^ sometimes that shit follows you though
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  11. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    when i was doing landscaping it was great..we could do anything,but we couldnt take our shirts off...
     
  12. Mauler5150

    Mauler5150 Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 17, 2005 Messages: 9,434 Likes Received: 106
    I am lucky, I work in a bottleshop, so I just go out the back or in the coolroom and drop bombs. Plus I hate my coworkers and make them suffer, but ususally when I drop the best ones, hot chicks walk in and they are still lingering around!
     
  13. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
  14. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    i used to work in the "Kitchen" of a "restaurant". Id always let em rip in our walk in fridge. the place smelled like ass anyways.
     
  15. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    if you are self conscious about it
    scream out while you rip it
    then it will cover the sound of any farting noise

    i'm thrilled to have a place where i can dole out this worldly wisdom.
    i love you twelve ounce.
     
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