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Passing gas at the office

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by midwest jake, Oct 6, 2005.

  1. midwest jake

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    Passing gas at the office

    Discussion started by midwest jake - Oct 6, 2005

    Ok so I work in an office enviroment, and I don't want to lose points with my boss and co-workers. any hints on how to play it safe and not get caught letting one out?
     
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  2. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied Oct 6, 2005

    discreet? i work in an office too and i let that shit rip! the best ones are the toasty warm silent gushes of rancid stench that infect the lungs of everyone around you. i give myself a little high-five when i do them
     
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    Harvey Wallbanger - Replied Oct 6, 2005

    Don't eat any burritos that have been heated in a malfunctioning microwave. The repairman said that would be irresponsible.
     
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    imported_splint2 - Replied Oct 6, 2005

    fuck it dude, just rip them......

    that's what i do
     
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    kido - Replied Oct 6, 2005

    drive-bys
     
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    Morg-kcor - Replied Oct 6, 2005

    ^^^ sometimes that shit follows you though
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Oct 6, 2005

    and what? are you troubled by your own farts? if i do a fart that even grosses myself out, then i'm immeasurably stoked
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Oct 6, 2005

    sounds like you need a catylic converter on your tailpipe
     
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    i dont like anyone at my job, so I let them suffer and fart as often as possible
     
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    dumy - Replied Oct 6, 2005

    hahaha..



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    Neskoner - Replied Oct 6, 2005

    when i was doing landscaping it was great..we could do anything,but we couldnt take our shirts off...
     
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    I am lucky, I work in a bottleshop, so I just go out the back or in the coolroom and drop bombs. Plus I hate my coworkers and make them suffer, but ususally when I drop the best ones, hot chicks walk in and they are still lingering around!
     
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    Tough Love - Replied Oct 6, 2005

    i used to work in the "Kitchen" of a "restaurant". Id always let em rip in our walk in fridge. the place smelled like ass anyways.
     
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    !@#$% - Replied Oct 7, 2005

    if you are self conscious about it
    scream out while you rip it
    then it will cover the sound of any farting noise

    i'm thrilled to have a place where i can dole out this worldly wisdom.
    i love you twelve ounce.
     
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