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no wonder I can't get laid

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Zack Morris, Feb 27, 2002.

  1. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris 12oz Veteran Member

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    no wonder I can't get laid

    Discussion started by Zack Morris - Feb 27, 2002

    this is my dinner
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    chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs and bbq sauce mixxed with hot sauce and chili powder

    a quick recount of when I bought these.

    cashier "aww these are so cute, they are shaped like dinosaurs. are they for your son?"
    moi "no, thier for me."
    cashier "Oh...."

    she started laughing at me.
     
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    ZackAttack - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    i can't get laid either. it must be the name 'zack'.:confused:
     
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  3. imported_Tesseract - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    She liked you stupid!
    Thats why you cant get laid,
     
  4. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    tess...that is her first mistake

    even though yesterday I had some 16 year old girl eating out of my hand at some photo show..i got the digits...but it was just one of my i was bored type things...bah
     
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  5. tue skinny

    tue skinny 12oz Elite Member

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    tue skinny - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    hahahhaa holy . how can i girl resist that. maybe i dont have a girl becuase i dont eat breakfast rarely chang my clothes. my rooms a mess until i clean it. the next day its tha same as it was before i cleaned it. i sleep with my clothes on . um. oh i eat burger king everyday .and play hockey. and they think im funny.
     
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  6. kookone

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    kookone - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    I think you should make dinner for everyone on 12oz. Because if you ask me, that is a world class meal. I'll be ready at 8pm. I like my BBQ more sweet than spicy but it's no big deal. Thanks!
    (P.S. I'm not going to fuck you!)
     
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  7. tue skinny

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    tue skinny - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    that would be nice to go out to a abuffet with some 12 oz people. but it will never happen.
     
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  8. EL MASKO

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    EL MASKO - Replied Feb 27, 2002

     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    these are my scabs!
    [​IMG]
     
  10. EL MASKO

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    EL MASKO - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    Don't worry Zack. This was my dinner. I steal them all the time and eat them every night. No meat baby...

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  11. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    that looks good wheelbite...earlier I had some calzones...I am falling in love with the freezer section at the grocery.
     
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    Pistol - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    teaser. aren't you the one that hasn't gotten laid all year and posted a thread about your problem? HAHA dude and your giving advice to Zack the Pimp? I wish I could pick up on 16 year olds again.:eek: :(
     
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    shameless self promotion - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    hahahahaha this is fuckin hilarious..

    I get laid...but i eat ramen 24/7...

    Last time i had steak was 2 years ago when i went to see my family for my birthday...:(
     
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    platapie - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    those dino nuggs are dope i had me sum and i still got ass from my girlfreind. but that probably dosent count huh.
     
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    Pistol - Replied Feb 27, 2002

    :king:
    By the way Zack where did you get those dino nuggets? My mom got some of those at Cost-Co, a big ass bag full of stegasaurus's and T-Rex's.
     
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