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Zack Morris

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this is my dinner

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chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs and bbq sauce mixxed with hot sauce and chili powder

 

a quick recount of when I bought these.

 

cashier "aww these are so cute, they are shaped like dinosaurs. are they for your son?"

moi "no, thier for me."

cashier "Oh...."

 

she started laughing at me.

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

this is my dinner

Picture%20114.jpg

chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs and bbq sauce mixxed with hot sauce and chili powder

 

a quick recount of when I bought these.

 

cashier "aww these are so cute, they are shaped like dinosaurs. are they for your son?"

moi "no, thier for me."

cashier "Oh...."

 

she started laughing at me.

 

i can't get laid either. it must be the name 'zack'.:confused:

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Guest imported_Tesseract

She liked you stupid!

Thats why you cant get laid,

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tess...that is her first mistake

 

even though yesterday I had some 16 year old girl eating out of my hand at some photo show..i got the digits...but it was just one of my i was bored type things...bah

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hahahhaa holy . how can i girl resist that. maybe i dont have a girl becuase i dont eat breakfast rarely chang my clothes. my rooms a mess until i clean it. the next day its tha same as it was before i cleaned it. i sleep with my clothes on . um. oh i eat burger king everyday .and play hockey. and they think im funny.

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I think you should make dinner for everyone on 12oz. Because if you ask me, that is a world class meal. I'll be ready at 8pm. I like my BBQ more sweet than spicy but it's no big deal. Thanks!

(P.S. I'm not going to fuck you!)

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Originally posted by cmeup

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i woulda got it...

 

tease: all :lol:'s [/b]

teaser. aren't you the one that hasn't gotten laid all year and posted a thread about your problem? HAHA dude and your giving advice to Zack the Pimp? I wish I could pick up on 16 year olds again.:o :(

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Guest platapie

those dino nuggs are dope i had me sum and i still got ass from my girlfreind. but that probably dosent count huh.

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:king:

By the way Zack where did you get those dino nuggets? My mom got some of those at Cost-Co, a big ass bag full of stegasaurus's and T-Rex's.

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Dont feel alone, the people at the cash register always laugh at me when i got to buy my microwave dinners with chili willie on the box... assholes

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the girls always laugh at me when i buy macaroni and cheese dinners with the juice box and the oreos on the side.

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Originally posted by cmeup

QUIET YOU!!!

 

this is OFFICIALLY the funniest thing Tease has EVER said on these boards!!!

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awww zack morris!! those things taste good...

ghetto like what? there shouldnt be any shame.

 

we had steak and potatoes tonight. via george forman grill.:D

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Originally posted by Pistol

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By the way Zack where did you get those dino nuggets? My mom got some of those at Cost-Co, a big ass bag full of stegasaurus's and T-Rex's.

 

Pistol...I got them at meijer..it was maybe 2.49 for a bag of 20..they were fucking good. And guess what was on discovery channel tonight?..Walking with Dinosaurs.

 

DLush...I live off my george foreman grill..its great...My dad is even worse with it though. Try throwing some bacon on that bad boy and some good sausage. Then bake some biscuits and get soem gravy and eggs and you have you a breakfast that will make your head spin...THe best part about the south is the food.

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Guest L.RonHubbard

my usual dinner consists of Flamin Hot Cheetos and Hot dogs, followed up with molson ice or OE or COLT or some type of cheap shit.

But girls still giggle at everything i say to them. It must be the patchouly!

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

this is my dinner

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you shouldve said "hey, i'm tv's (your name here,) i played zack morris on the hit teen comedy Saved by the Bell. I was wondering, if i could fit two of these tasty morsels in your hairy vagina w/ the bbq sauce...if youd let me get a taste of that jungle pussy"

 

works for me everytime...now if i can only get these sores of my lips

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