Zack Morris Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 this is my dinner chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs and bbq sauce mixxed with hot sauce and chili powder a quick recount of when I bought these. cashier "aww these are so cute, they are shaped like dinosaurs. are they for your son?" moi "no, thier for me." cashier "Oh...." she started laughing at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZackAttack Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris this is my dinner chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs and bbq sauce mixxed with hot sauce and chili powder a quick recount of when I bought these. cashier "aww these are so cute, they are shaped like dinosaurs. are they for your son?" moi "no, thier for me." cashier "Oh...." she started laughing at me. i can't get laid either. it must be the name 'zack'.:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 She liked you stupid! Thats why you cant get laid, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 28, 2002 Author Share Posted February 28, 2002 tess...that is her first mistake even though yesterday I had some 16 year old girl eating out of my hand at some photo show..i got the digits...but it was just one of my i was bored type things...bah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 hahahhaa holy . how can i girl resist that. maybe i dont have a girl becuase i dont eat breakfast rarely chang my clothes. my rooms a mess until i clean it. the next day its tha same as it was before i cleaned it. i sleep with my clothes on . um. oh i eat burger king everyday .and play hockey. and they think im funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookone Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 I think you should make dinner for everyone on 12oz. Because if you ask me, that is a world class meal. I'll be ready at 8pm. I like my BBQ more sweet than spicy but it's no big deal. Thanks! (P.S. I'm not going to fuck you!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 that would be nice to go out to a abuffet with some 12 oz people. but it will never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris this is my dinner http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/Zack_Morris/Picture%20114.jpg'> :lol: That is classic. That's not why you're not getting laid. I'd pull those out for my girl and we'd have a fun night in front of the TV. :mexican: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 these are my scabs! http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/Zack_Morris/Picture%20114.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 Don't worry Zack. This was my dinner. I steal them all the time and eat them every night. No meat baby... http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/wheelbite/lc.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 28, 2002 Author Share Posted February 28, 2002 that looks good wheelbite...earlier I had some calzones...I am falling in love with the freezer section at the grocery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup [b' i woulda got it... tease: all :lol:'s [/b] teaser. aren't you the one that hasn't gotten laid all year and posted a thread about your problem? HAHA dude and your giving advice to Zack the Pimp? I wish I could pick up on 16 year olds again.:o :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 hahahahaha this is fuckin hilarious.. I get laid...but i eat ramen 24/7... Last time i had steak was 2 years ago when i went to see my family for my birthday...:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 those dino nuggs are dope i had me sum and i still got ass from my girlfreind. but that probably dosent count huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 :king: By the way Zack where did you get those dino nuggets? My mom got some of those at Cost-Co, a big ass bag full of stegasaurus's and T-Rex's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 hahahahaha Morris you're my idol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 Dont feel alone, the people at the cash register always laugh at me when i got to buy my microwave dinners with chili willie on the box... assholes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest i cant login Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 the girls always laugh at me when i buy macaroni and cheese dinners with the juice box and the oreos on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup QUIET YOU!!! this is OFFICIALLY the funniest thing Tease has EVER said on these boards!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 awww zack morris!! those things taste good... ghetto like what? there shouldnt be any shame. we had steak and potatoes tonight. via george forman grill.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 28, 2002 Author Share Posted February 28, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol :king: By the way Zack where did you get those dino nuggets? My mom got some of those at Cost-Co, a big ass bag full of stegasaurus's and T-Rex's. Pistol...I got them at meijer..it was maybe 2.49 for a bag of 20..they were fucking good. And guess what was on discovery channel tonight?..Walking with Dinosaurs. DLush...I live off my george foreman grill..its great...My dad is even worse with it though. Try throwing some bacon on that bad boy and some good sausage. Then bake some biscuits and get soem gravy and eggs and you have you a breakfast that will make your head spin...THe best part about the south is the food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 thos look crazy good.. i had bread and margerine for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest L.RonHubbard Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 my usual dinner consists of Flamin Hot Cheetos and Hot dogs, followed up with molson ice or OE or COLT or some type of cheap shit. But girls still giggle at everything i say to them. It must be the patchouly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris this is my dinner http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/Zack_Morris/Picture%20114.jpg'> you shouldve said "hey, i'm tv's (your name here,) i played zack morris on the hit teen comedy Saved by the Bell. I was wondering, if i could fit two of these tasty morsels in your hairy vagina w/ the bbq sauce...if youd let me get a taste of that jungle pussy" works for me everytime...now if i can only get these sores of my lips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 those dino nuggets are damn good when you throw em in the deep frier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 28, 2002 Author Share Posted February 28, 2002 i baked the fuckers...I am thinking about baking some more..they were good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 Originally posted by High Priest Dont feel alone, the people at the cash register always laugh at me when i got to buy my microwave dinners with chili willie on the box... assholes ha ha ah aha ha ha ha...oh my god... ha ha ha ha ha ha.. why am i laughing again? oh yea, chili willie...ha ha ah ah ha ha..... they laugh at me too, dont worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest INDEPENDENZA Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 i was buying cans of spraypaint once at walmart and the girl at the cash regster asked me if it was for graffiti, and i said "yes" and that "at least i pay". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/8801.gif'> "i'm a great little actor until i get undressed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 u shoulda said , " shut up bitch , i dont need your shit talking too , go fuck yourself " that woulda been funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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