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Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SPORTO, Sep 11, 2005.

  1. SPORTO

    SPORTO Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2005 Messages: 1,086 Likes Received: 10
    Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

    Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at?

    Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branfor.

    Buford T. Justice: Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.
     

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  2. SPORTO

    SPORTO Senior Member

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    Mutiny on the Bounty (1962)

    Captain Bligh: Midshipmen - be a dull navy without them. Now get that slut off my ship.
     

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  3. Home Time

    Home Time Senior Member

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    ''You ever dared to dance in the devils moonlight?''
     
  4. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    One of my favorite movie quotes is "COP" starring James Woods.

    James Woods' character has finally tracked down the killer and has his shotgun pointed at him, point blank. The bad guy is now unarmed and tells Woods that he has to take him in because that's his job and the reply?:

    "Well, I have some good news and some bad news about that. The good news is you're right. I am a cop and it is my job to take you in. The bad news is I just got suspended and I don't give a fuck."

    And BOOM, lets one loose from the shottie. Shit was savage.
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  5. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
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    "I'MA FUCK THIS BITCH, I'MA FUCK THAT BITCH, I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOOOOOVES!!"



    And pretty much everything else from that movie.
     
  6. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

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  7. SPORTO

    SPORTO Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2005 Messages: 1,086 Likes Received: 10
    ill hack ye, fuck of yanks, ye yannk fucz ye
     
  8. Cracksmoka

    Cracksmoka Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 4,504 Likes Received: 97
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    "give ME the fucking keys, bitch..."

    i know there was a spacey thread b4... but this quote is priceless...
     
  9. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."


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  10. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    Boondock Saints, Funny Man, to the russian mob:

    "Your commie mother sucks so much dick..."

    to his girlfriend:

    "Shut your fat ass Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you fucked! "
     
  11. Wire

    Wire New Jack

    Joined: Aug 28, 2005 Messages: 86 Likes Received: 0
    "We're on a mission frem Gad."
     
  12. Suicide Bomber

    Suicide Bomber Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2005 Messages: 275 Likes Received: 0
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    Reporter: Mr.Marley what would i have to do to become a rasta man?

    Bob: Be born again..
     
  13. Suicide Bomber

    Suicide Bomber Member

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    Reporter: Mr.Marley what would i have to do to become a rasta man?

    Bob: Be born again..
     
  14. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
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    Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
    Donny: What's Shabbos?
    Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
    [shouts]
    Walter Sobchak: don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!


    Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
    The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
    Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
    The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
    Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
    The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
    Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
    The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
    Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
    The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
    Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
    [shouting]
    Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
     
  15. Mauler5150

    Mauler5150 Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 17, 2005 Messages: 9,434 Likes Received: 106
    A classic quote was by the joker in the first Batman movie (I think) when he says
    "This town needs an enema!"
    So classic.
    And agree with the Clerks post made earlier.
    "I just found out my girlfriend sucked 36 dicks today!"
    Hahahaha! Still makes me laugh all these years later.
     
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