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Just when you think everythings fine, your girl tells you....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by avils, Jan 16, 2002.

  1. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
  2. GrImeY

    GrImeY Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 15, 2001 Messages: 155 Likes Received: 0
    How about the other day at school some girl who is four months pregnant and engaged to some dude said to my girlfriend who was in a bad mood, at least you didnt walk in on your boyfriend fucking another guy.
     
  3. MR BOJANGLES

    MR BOJANGLES Guest

    fuck that if its a dude, IS IT A DUDE? is it? FUCK THAT. i fel you bro. you got luck like bojangles.
     
  4. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Re: Just when you think everythings fine, your girl tells you....

    Yah, it's a dude....
     
  5. Eager Salamander

    Eager Salamander New Jack

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 23 Likes Received: 0
    WOMEN ARE AS UNPRDICTABLE AS THE WIND. WHEN YOU THINKK YOU GOT THEM IS WHEN THEY SLIDE
     
  6. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0
    ahhh avils...they really could be just friends...have no worries....although if she cheats on ya...then I say hang her ass
     
  7. ODW

    ODW Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 462 Likes Received: 0
    just make her believe u trust her. then itll look good where u stand. but if she cheats on u, slit her fuckin throat!
     
  8. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    fuck that....if she cheats on you kill the guy
     
  9. Ms.Bombastic

    Ms.Bombastic Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2002 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0
    Don't kill them...Just tell them you have AIDS...do you know how terrifying it is awaiting the results of an AIDS test....

    That would be the ultimate revenge...and so sickly funny
     
  10. hypochondriac#1

    hypochondriac#1 Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 85 Likes Received: 0
    damn, you guys are sick and twisted.some of these replys are scary...still funny though
     
  11. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113

    ok, here's some payback when you dump the bitch (cos you know the dudes she's travelling with is getting her ass)....

    1) the toothbrush trick - take a shit, then clean your ass with her toothbrush.

    2) the cereal trick - hock a green one right into her cereal box one night. it will be dry by morning and she won't know a damn thing.

    3) the panties trick - if you have a pet (dog or cat) get them to have a good lick and slobber on all her panties.



    this is just a taste of what you can do. i'm sure you can think of your own silent torture for her. get to work my man
     
  12. got tha feva

    got tha feva Guest

    I say be jealous. tell her it's messed up and it scares you. girls love a guy who cares enough to swallow his pride and let them know how they feel. if you like her, then it's natural to be jealous.. it would worry me if you liked her and yet didn't worry the slightest bit about the possibilities.. or it would make me think you are a chump for not speaking your mind.



    PruDE
     
  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    thats never good... i say you take her panties and get them infested with herpes cause ya know herpes is for life! it will greatly communicate the message of "do not fuck with me bitch!"
     
  14. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    this is the most sensible suggestion. why cant guys just openly SAY when they are not happy with something? instead they just bitch and plan with their buddiess who don't know anything about the relationship (on the net in this case).
    I have bloke and girl friends, it doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with them...............................

    .....................at least, not without permission from my girl:cool:
     
  15. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    See now I would have had to kill him, and been arrested, jailed, the whole nine yards. I wouldn't have been around to tell your girl my business.

    As to the original topic, Avils, the girl's are right, open up and tell her how much she means to you and that while you trust her you are not sure about the guy. If you can cry a little, bonus. Girl's love a man who will discreetly cry over them. Not all out bawling, but a tear or two works wonders.
     
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