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I'LL KILL ALL JNCO WEARING CREEPS

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DR+DELUSION, Apr 14, 2004.

  1. DR+DELUSION

    DR+DELUSION Member

    Joined: Apr 6, 2004 Messages: 472 Likes Received: 3
    so i lifted a new hardcover sketchbook today (what you graffiti people might call a "blackbook"). so i decide to go relax at barnes & noble while drinking tazo bery tea, listening to hanuyo and drawing some characters that have been floating around in my psyche lately (including but not limited to marcello the mobster penguin, eugene the timid toy robot and fabrizio the lusty bisexual squid). after 2 hours of drawing these characters in various deviant situations (including underwater rape, vodka binges, and grand theft jetski) i had to urinate. so i set my book on the pedastal outside the restroom and empty my grape-sized bladder. i step out and see that my book is gone. slightly irritated, i walk to the cafe and i see out the window about 5 UGLY, greasy, badly-dressed "skaters" chilling at a table with my sketchbook. so i walk out, this vietnamese dude's got his hand on my book, looking at me with this dicksucking grin. so i grab the book and BAM smack him and one of his ugly friends across the face with it. then of course they all wanna stand up like "what what" acting like they wanna fight. i honestly couldn't do anything but laugh. so i go home and open up my book to draw some more, only to find that the pages with my drawings have been ripped out.

    in conclusion, if you're a pinched-faced, jnco-wearing, acne-headed wannabe skater with frizzy hair parted down the middle who likes to jock other people's art, ii suggest that you take your lame board and attempt to ollie across the thruway during rush hour traffic.
     
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  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    people still wear jnco's?
     
  3. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
    thats what you get for not keeping an eye on your shit.
    and why the prejudice shit?
     
  4. reach.4

    reach.4 New Jack

    Joined: Nov 24, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    good story

    hahaa tazo bery tea what!
    i would like to see some of those characters
    holla
     
  5. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    that's what you get for hanging out in barnes & noble. sorry.
     
  6. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
     
  7. DR+DELUSION

    DR+DELUSION Member

    Joined: Apr 6, 2004 Messages: 472 Likes Received: 3

    dude what prejudiced shit. explain.
     
  8. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    I would rather have the rock than the air that thinks he is water
     
  9. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    Also this did not happen, I don't beleive you. And every other time someone on here tells a story like this - I know you're lying...
     
  10. DR+DELUSION

    DR+DELUSION Member

    Joined: Apr 6, 2004 Messages: 472 Likes Received: 3
    yeah dude you're right i would be waaaay too scared to hit that little prick. i was shaking in my trainers.
     
  11. Don't Panic

    Don't Panic Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2003 Messages: 647 Likes Received: 0
    ?
     
  12. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
    KingBling are you Bhudist? whats that mean? sounds like some karate kid shit
     
  13. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    1) SImply put, I know this didn't happen. I can't prove it, you can't either so there you go. I'll tell you what though, when some one writes there is almost more truth to how they say things than when they talk.

    2)Don't panic and Palestine I am the Karate Kid:

    When two men wrote of the same day, filled with bright and lovely coincidence, they both sighed. One took his writing and made it heard and inspired. The other took his and put it away and made honest.
     
  14. JesusMachine

    JesusMachine Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 3, 2002 Messages: 4,499 Likes Received: 202
    Re: Re: I'LL KILL ALL JNCO WEARING CREEPS

    also, if you're living in the states--they are called SNEAKERS.
     
  15. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Hahaha!!!

    Either you arent 100 lbs or it wasnt really 5 guys. Either way this is why you need me in your documentary. I will smash heads for a living.
    :D
     
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