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How to train a cat?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Jackson, Nov 26, 2002.

  1. Jackson

    Jackson 12oz Veteran Member

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    How to train a cat?

    Discussion started by Jackson - Nov 26, 2002

    Does anyone know how i can train my cat to do tricks?
    I don't care how long it takes, i just want them to be more... well, cool.
    :confused:
     
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  2. Dirty_habiT

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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Nov 26, 2002

    1nd
     
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  3. KRONOLOGIK

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    KRONOLOGIK - Replied Nov 26, 2002

    2st. Roll up a fat blunt (premium homegrown hydro) blaze a session in a sealed up car of your choice. Let the cat out.
     
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  4. Jackson

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    Jackson - Replied Nov 26, 2002

    Thats real useful guys...
     
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  5. nomadawhat

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    nomadawhat - Replied Nov 26, 2002

    train him to do this:
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/goodcat.jpg'>
    by setting his litter box next to the toilet and slowly raise it with books then put it over the toilet, then remove box and put saran wrap saggily in toilet with litter and then remove completley and he's ready to go.
     
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    ^^ahahaha it would be worth the effort
     
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    sixernd
     
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  8. imported_Europe - Replied Nov 26, 2002

    Cats are too fucking cool to learn stupid tricks.
    Im sure if you asked your cat it would tell you to learn some tricks on your own...
     
  9. BluntedMonky

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    BluntedMonky - Replied Nov 26, 2002

    hahahahahahahhaahhahaa................ooh that pic made me laugh......but can it flush???
     
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  10. old_woman

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    cats are nt ment to be with man, dogs are
    I read that in a newsweeekkkk magazinge
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Nov 26, 2002

    Yakov Smirnoff says...

    In Russia, the cat trains you !
     
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    old_woman - Replied Nov 26, 2002

    what is an American?
     
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    OVERsketched - Replied Nov 26, 2002

    Dont train your cat with cat chow the little dry biscuts cause shit very soon the cat figures out it can be annoying by meowing constantly when it is hungry......It is a bit like a kid when hungry just whines till there mum or someone else will get them food.........basically don`t give it alot of treats for doing stuff
     
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    ~KRYLON2~ - Replied Nov 26, 2002

    fuck cats get a dog or a fish
     
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