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How to train a cat?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Jackson, Nov 26, 2002.

  1. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Does anyone know how i can train my cat to do tricks?
    I don't care how long it takes, i just want them to be more... well, cool.
    :confused:
     
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,057 Likes Received: 44
  3. KRONOLOGIK

    KRONOLOGIK Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 834 Likes Received: 0
    2st. Roll up a fat blunt (premium homegrown hydro) blaze a session in a sealed up car of your choice. Let the cat out.
     
  4. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Thats real useful guys...
     
  5. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    train him to do this:
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/goodcat.jpg'>
    by setting his litter box next to the toilet and slowly raise it with books then put it over the toilet, then remove box and put saran wrap saggily in toilet with litter and then remove completley and he's ready to go.
     
  6. sneak

    sneak Guest

    ^^ahahaha it would be worth the effort
     
  7. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,057 Likes Received: 44
  8. Cats are too fucking cool to learn stupid tricks.
    Im sure if you asked your cat it would tell you to learn some tricks on your own...
     
  9. BluntedMonky

    BluntedMonky New Jack

    Joined: May 13, 2002 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahahahahhaahhahaa................ooh that pic made me laugh......but can it flush???
     
  10. old_woman

    old_woman Guest

    cats are nt ment to be with man, dogs are
    I read that in a newsweeekkkk magazinge
     
  11. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    Yakov Smirnoff says...

    In Russia, the cat trains you !
     
  12. old_woman

    old_woman Guest

    what is an American?
     
  13. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,196 Likes Received: 25
     
  14. OVERsketched

    OVERsketched New Jack

    Joined: Apr 24, 2002 Messages: 29 Likes Received: 0
    Dont train your cat with cat chow the little dry biscuts cause shit very soon the cat figures out it can be annoying by meowing constantly when it is hungry......It is a bit like a kid when hungry just whines till there mum or someone else will get them food.........basically don`t give it alot of treats for doing stuff
     
  15. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 191
    fuck cats get a dog or a fish
     
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