GucciCondom Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 So I'm out fuckin around as usual with my friends and I'm out side of Wawa finishing my cigarette before I go inside. Some girl I don't really know, who is a stuck up cunt because everyone thinks shes fucking like goddess material, come up to me and asks for a cigarette. I have like 6 left that have to last me until tomarrow because I ran out of loot so I say no. She then proceeds to ask where I got the one I was smoking so I told her I have 6 and shes not getting one. She then starts yelling and causing a fucking ruckus outside the Wawa, calling me a greedy "fat fuck" and saying some childish shit about how I must "eat my cigarettes." I'm like 15 pounds over weight so I dont get offended and I just laugh in her face. She gets more heated talking bout shes bout to hit me and shit then her man drags her off because he knows if she hits me then hes getting hit back. It didn't bother me at first, but about 15 minutes later I was thinking about it and got REALLy fucking pissed off. This dumb bitch asks me for a cigarette every time she sees me. She never has her own. Who the fuck are you to ask me for one every time you see me? No hello. No how are ya? Just "Gimmie a cigarette." Why the fuck should I spend my money on smokes and fucking make sure I have my pack for the day if im going to fucking hand them all out? Its bad enough my friends beg me, but random bitches who arent even cool with me gettin on my cock like a fucking newport stalker and then trying to insult me and cause a scene simply because I won't give their broke ass a cig that I fucking payed for. I don't know why but this shit really really gets to me. Anyone else get harassed for smokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 yea... i get harassed for smokin... bitches dont understand i guess... but i am the last person that is givin up a cigarett... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 She's probably used to guys saying "oh just take one, take the rest of the pack as long as you stand next ti me when you smoke them..." Thats probably how she got gassed in the first place. It's a good thing you didn't give in, and you did the mature thing by laughing her off and not going off on her and escalating the situation. She probably gets everything she wants from anybody. Way to stand up for yourself! How old is she like 14? Milton Stuck up bitches bring the mysoginist out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 at school, people would ask me for cigarettes daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Alot of bitches in the army like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 shoulda flicked your smoke in her snotty grillpiece. i woulda just gave her a smoke, but i aint broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 "Blow smoke in ya' face burn rubber of the rim tire..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAunabomr Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 i got a good storie ab this same kinda topic when it comes to cigs well a friend introduced me to this kid an he always asked for jacks we was aight but wasent tight an wasent friends just friends of friends thats all, shorten up the story i asked himm for money becuse i gave himm my cigs an he said noo arguement came out he called me a bitch we faught over it "lol we faught over $3.50" an in the end i gave himm a black eye he had to hav his friend drive himm home an he has a scar under his eye all voer $3.50........ dont screw with a mans NewPorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 quit smoking. problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trousersnake Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Start chewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAunabomr Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 hey "yeaaaaaaaaaaah baby " bin trying not that easey its a bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 and thats why i dont smoke, also because it costs to much money AND it kills you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
styxx119 Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 yea, i agree, quit fucking smoking! it makes you smell like ass your teeth yellow, your skin and fingernails fucked up looking and it gives you some blackfucking lungs! also $$ dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAunabomr Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 OK FINE GO MAKR A TRUETH COMMERCIAL but eather way piss of i start an im stopping hering ab smoking wants to make me hav one dammn s o stop tlakin ab it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 I was gonna quote that last post to bold the fuckups but then i realized, hell, half of its already bolded, and all the rest is fuckups, so why even try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 wait, smoking kills you? damn I should have never started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 I'll do it. Originally posted by VAunabomr OK FINE GO MAKR A TRUETH COMMERCIALbut eather way piss of i start an im stopping hering ab smoking wants to make me hav one dammn s o stop tlakin ab it Holy fuck. When it's big it seems even worse. Punctuation, motherfucker! ** Edit. I'm listening to reggae right now, and this guy could be their ghostwriter for all i can understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAunabomr Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 :lol: LMFAO:lol: yea yea funny u get the point .... just the strate edg kids over there getting on my ass ab smoking when i realy dont care an hav herd it a million an 1 times b4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Originally posted by VAunabomr :lol: LMFAO:lol: yea yea funny u get the point .... just the strate edg kids over there getting on my ass ab_ _ _ smoking when i realy dont care an hav herd it a million an 1 times b4 Ummmmm...i'd like to buy a vowel...actually, make that two...and a consanant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 when i see people that can't write for shit on here..... i never know if they're uneducated, or brittish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAunabomr Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Originally posted by Vanity when i see people that can't write for shit on here..... i never know if they're uneducated, or brittish lol its not that im british i hate british people............. im realy LD soo its the uneducated part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 i cant make hide nor hare of that guys posts CAPS : ON ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAunabomr Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 .......................... at alternative skools u dont learn shiiiiiiiiiit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 i have just quit smoking...for some reson its easy for me to NOT smoke....as long as i want to not smoke..i go for like.....5 months then i want to...but i think i need to quit forever. hooray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 You love her admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 I love her, give me her number... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Originally posted by VAunabomr .......................... at alternative skools u dont learn shiiiiiiiiiit True that. I know girls like that, too. Always asking, taking, etc. I don’t put up with none of that shit. Damn, smokes are what keeps me going. It’s damn rarity for me to say no to a girl if she asks for a smoke, but if she’s like “yo, you got a cancer?” and is a big joneser who always asks people like that, I say “peace the fuck out.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 http://quakecon.yossman.net/2002/day3/qc2k2.ym.2002-08-17.409.nok-rolls-a-cigarette-while-kingrat-watches.jpg'> "yo daaawg lemme get a cigarette" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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