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Did Jesus have a middle name?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by non-hetero, Sep 28, 2002.

  1. non-hetero

    non-hetero Member

    Joined: Jun 20, 2002 Messages: 685 Likes Received: 14
    Inquiring minds want to know.
  2. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    yes he did, 'fucking'

    as in

    Jesus Fucking Christ

    youre a moron.
  3. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    I think it was hector or henry.

    Jesus H. Christ.
  4. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Bill or Charlie I believe......
  5. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

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  6. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13


    My bong is named: Hay Sues Kris Toe.
  7. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    it was the universal middle name


    jesus michelle christ
  8. L*S*D

    L*S*D New Jack

    Joined: Jan 29, 2002 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    Everyone knows it was Jorge
  9. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    his real full name wasnt really jesus christ.

    it woulda been something like john ben joseph or something like that. his name would be his fathers name and something else. i'm not exactly sure what is was.......but yeah something of that sort.
  10. socrates

    socrates Guest

    His real name was beardo
  11. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper Elite Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 3,195 Likes Received: 25
    please believe it was potato................

    ...........tubers know.
  12. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 2

    Jesus christ is the closest english pronounciation of his actual name which is only pronouncable in arameic. In welsh Jesus Christ is Iesu Grist.

    KING OF HELL Guest

    it was Sal. Jesus Sal Christ. dude made a killer alfredo sauce.
  14. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    My middle name is Christopher.
  15. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i would think they would have called him by his joseph's last name firt..and jeshua would have sounded nice.