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7 Year old retard crosses American border undetected.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ski Mask, May 12, 2003.

  1. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    makes you wonder where that money for "heightened security" is going.


    A 7-year-old Canadian boy wandered unnoticed over the Whirlpool Bridge into the United States this weekend despite heightened border security.

    Mitchel Hernder, of Niagara Falls, Ont., was found two hours after he went missing Saturday afternoon.

    "Thank God he wasn't a terrorist," said Lieutenant Sal Pino of the Niagara Falls, N.Y. police. "It was a security violation, a 7-year-old should not have been allowed into the country."

    Police officer John Conte found the boy several kilometres from the border, standing in the middle of a six-lane street, after getting a call from a motorist.

    Mitchel, who is mildly autistic, had his name, address and phone number memorized.

    "It's not often you pick up a missing child from another country," Conte told CFTO.

    The boy's parents had earlier locked his bike in their garage as a punishment for wandering off without telling them.

    Mitchel took his sister's bike out at about 3:45 p.m., and rode about 2 1/2 kilometres to the border crossing.

    The boy told police that when he saw a "No Bicycles Allowed" sign at the border, he threw the bike over the bridge and continued on foot.

    Pino said there are three ways of getting through the border at that site, "but he should have been noticed no matter how he got across."

    When the Hernders discovered Mitchel was missing, they started looking in neighbours' backyards and called the police.

    They were especially concerned because the boy had a habit of befriending everyone, said his father Mark Hernder.

    "He has to be watched constantly," Hernder said in a telephone interview. "I turned around and he was gone, we were going nuts."

    When he arrived at the police station, his son was happily playing on the computer and sipping a pop. "It was a great adventure as far as (Mitchel) was concerned."

    With files from Canadian Press
  2. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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  3. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  4. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

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    Re: Re: 7 Year old retard crosses American border undetected.

    yea. you think that would have drawn at least a little attention from the border guards.
  5. TuffKid

    TuffKid Senior Member

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    Re: Re: 7 Year old retard crosses American border undetected.

  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

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    I read the story in the paper this morn.
    They said he was only 'slightly autistic'.
    However after that bike stunt I'd say he's near genius!
    No bikes.... well huck the fucker off a bridge!
  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Re: Re: Re: 7 Year old retard crosses American border undetected.

    hell yeah, that shit's punk rock!
  8. anonymity1

    anonymity1 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 28, 2003 Messages: 1,945 Likes Received: 0
    I love how the reporter included that bit on throwing the bike over the bridge to justify how retarded this kid is. Apparently not dumb enough to make it past "heightened security" Too bad I cant get him to join my crew. He'd be down in a sec
  9. yoshy

    yoshy Member

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    just the headline was funny enough...a good chuckle

    7 Year old retard crosses American border undetected
  10. killtheradio

    killtheradio Member

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    damn that kids badass..
  11. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

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    a seven year old autistic terrorist...

    thank god he wasn't a terrorist
  12. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

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    are there any canadians that ARENT autistic?

    i think not.
  13. sneak

    sneak Guest

    the part about chucking the bike over the bridge made my day.
  14. Esai

    Esai Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2001 Messages: 612 Likes Received: 1
    I heard Bush is ordering a complete carpet bombing of southern canada for their human rights violation, plus the bike contained possible WMD's. Oh and they had spent their terrorism money on lazers that could zap a dune coon 20 miles away for even thinking of coming over the border.
  15. oldenglish

    oldenglish Banned

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    ^that was really funny....that and the no bikes allowed so he threw it over the bridge......

    i needed that.