Mauler5150 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 yeah sorry for anyone who doesn't know what it is, Asolo is a blowjob machine which was the best $300 I could've spent from my tax return is it renders getting domed from a human irrelevant. Of the two that I looked at I got the one that was USB rechargeable and more high end but I recommend anyone to try. That is all 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Pics or it didn’t happen 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Lol. Bruh. I was just wondering where you have been. Now your absence makes sense! 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Lol. Bruh. I was just wondering where you have been. Now your absence makes sense! One non stop BJ in the Mauler mobile. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Yolo with my Zolo while I’m solo 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 What amuses me here is that for the longest time I was going to suggest that this guy was in such bad shape that the oontz needed to chip in to send him a fleshlight. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Dude's be putting their wangs into things. That is what it's for. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 4 Author Share Posted September 4 7 hours ago, One Man Banned said: What amuses me here is that for the longest time I was going to suggest that this guy was in such bad shape that the oontz needed to chip in to send him a fleshlight. I already had one of those is that my mum somewhere and I was tempted to buy another one but I could not choose between two of the girls on the covers I had narrowed it down too given the first one I had I ripped due to it being too tight. The extra $100 for a zolo was worth it and the Fleshlight/Aubrey Marcus connection is only a Jew trying to rip peopl offf as a fleshlight should be $100 at most nit $200 as they are here in retail shops. But My absence was moreso due to My anger at the bullshit troll cunts I have had to deal with, at one time with cunts leaving My two solar panels and My porthole on My van roof smashed afrer a trolley was thrown onto My roof after I was sitting in the drivers seat after a gym session. I will make a clip showing things should I clean . My van because I've ripped it apart today searching for my phone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 4 Author Share Posted September 4 8 hours ago, Mercer said: yeah mine isn't as fancy as that, interesting to see what you put on video clip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 9 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Dude's be putting their wangs into things. That is what it's for. In Montreal you can put your dick into a BJ vending machine 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 5 hours ago, metronome said: In Montreal you can put your dick into a BJ vending machine Nize…..plz….tell us L/P/U Location Price User Review 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Somebody drop a pin on that Montreal BJ machine. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 3 hours ago, Mercer said: Somebody drop a pin on that Montreal BJ machine. probably just glory hole at local Ultramar station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Maybe one day can sex with cyborg mushrooms chix….? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 6 hours ago, metronome said: In Montreal you can put your dick into a BJ vending machine I thought I used one of those here in America once. Turns out I was drunk, and that town no longer has a Redbox. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Whatever you do, do not think about @Mauler5150going animal on a fleshlight in the back of a van. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 3 hours ago, LUGR said: Nize…..plz….tell us L/P/U Location Price User Review Can you please stop gatekeeping @metronome? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 @metronomekeeping all the glory for himself 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 17 hours ago, Mercer said: If the performance of the machine has any relation to her breakdancing skills that's probably gonna be the most awful bj ever.. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 rapidsave.com_what_is_this_tool_used_for-f9bvj1ietumd1.mp4 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 I stand corrected.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 5 Author Share Posted September 5 11 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Whatever you do, do not think about @Mauler5150going animal on a fleshlight in the back of a van. well consider the fact that I just had to visit Centrelnk and the conversation I shared with the woman at the counter was that my job should be to drive around to school bus handing out masturbation aids telling people they need to learn to love themselves before they can even claim to love anyone or anything else to males hand out dildos telling them how completely fucked they are because they were known to fuck themselves at this in time. She was laughing at the "deepest.. conversations she's ever shared as part of her job. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 5 Author Share Posted September 5 also for context said conversation was prompted by me divulging the fact that I love myself and her response was if you don't know when else will hence where I said what I said. The wider discussion was regarding how people's failure to know nor understand how to love themselves season outwardly hate on others or attempt to steal lovee from another in a subversive game game or at worst they would be be involved or become Johns as in a seer of prostitutes, and I told her that I hate such people for entwining money and finances with the act of sex and pleasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 16 hours ago, LUGR said: @metronomekeeping all the glory for himself This was years ago, I'm thinking ~15 or so? Anyway, I went and did some sketchy googling after work hours trying to track this machine down and came up empty. Really disappointed I couldn't provide the goods, @Dark_Knight 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Let it be known…. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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