Fist 666 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 I've had this several times in my life. My wife thought it was hilarious and has never experienced it. Discuss. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 For prevention and treatment of asshole maladies I endorse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 Nah. Which is weird cuz your butthole skin and your lips are made from the same material, so it shouldn't be too far out there. I constantly have chapped lips and my wife is constantly trying to give me some kind of mouth grease to fix it. You think there's a market for butthole chap stick? Maybe even make different flavors for those of us that eat ass like the delicacy it is! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 Only got chapped from eating too much low quality toilet paper. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Nah. Which is weird cuz your butthole skin and your lips are made from the same material, so it shouldn't be too far out there. I constantly have chapped lips and my wife is constantly trying to give me some kind of mouth grease to fix it. You think there's a market for butthole chap stick? Maybe even make different flavors for those of us that eat ass like the delicacy it is! When I first started reading this, I thought you were saying you had b-hole lips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, LUGR said: When I first started reading this, I thought you were saying you had b-hole lips. Like my mouth looked like a butthole or my butthole looked like roast beef pussy lips. Orrrr my butthole had a set of face lips... If only. I'd have the whole world wanting to kiss my ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Like my mouth looked like a butthole or my butthole looked like roast beef pussy lips. Orrrr my butthole had a set of face lips... If only. I'd have the whole world wanting to kiss my ass. yeah, one of those, probably you can choose which one you prefer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 Where I thought you were going is that if buttholes and lips are the same then you can Preparation H your lips. But to the original topic, how you farting man? You doing something wrong, squeezing too much or something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 THIS TOO SHALL PASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 4 hours ago, One Man Banned said: THIS TOO SHALL PASS AS GAS OUT A CHAPPED A$$ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I constantly have chapped lips ..from farting out of your mouth? I'm confused.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, Deine Mudder said: ..from farting out of your mouth? I'm confused.. Your boy be talking mad shit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Your boy be talking mad shit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 there are solutions 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: there are solutions That’s water bong banger style. Take a hit. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 I'm fixin to Google this condition. Wish me luck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 There's no good info on chapped butthole. Only itching or wet butt hole. You are a medical anomaly my man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 need more ChapStick in your diet 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 Lol no. Closest I’ve experienced is wiping til red 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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