Mauler5150 Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 …are literally volunteering to be links in a human centipede of the ET variety as they suck brown cancerous toxic shitty smoke from literal butts. Whilst some consider these movies to be one of the worst horror ideas of the past decade or so, I find it funny that I view all cigarette smokers as participating in the same activity albeit on a purely voluntary and proactive basis as opposed to being put in the situation by a mad Doctor. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 I don’t smoke anything anymore. Shits nasty. I’ve eaten some ass and enjoyed, but one time got a tummy ache and the shits the next day. Probably accidentally ate a dingleberry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Yeah cigarettes are garbage. I kicked the habit years ago. Still, though, I can't seem to kick the habit of eating ass. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Yeah cigarettes are garbage. I kicked the habit years ago. Still, though, I can't seem to kick the habit of eating ass. Did you ever get diarrhea the next day? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 5, 2022 Author Share Posted November 5, 2022 Eating ass is perfectly fine, and I’ll never give up indulging the woman with such an activity, but coprophilia is the equivalent to cigarette smoking. There is no debate or dispute as this is factual truth. Congrats to those who saw the errors of their ways and quit. I bet your wallet, lungs, clothes and those around you appreciate not having to be confronted with the smell of someone whom just walked out of a forest fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Just now, LUGR said: Did you ever get diarrhea the next day? Nah. I try to make sure butts are clean before I go face first into em. You know when youre sick and the doctors give you a poop transplant? Seems like you did that one the hard way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Nah. I try to make sure butts are clean before I go face first into em. You know when youre sick and the doctors give you a poop transplant? Seems like you did that one the hard way. Your doctors have given you a poop transplant before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, LUGR said: Your doctors have given you a poop transplant before? Nah. But it's a thing. I'm sure of it. I don't know what kind of sick you have to be. How dope would that be if the cure was just to go home and eat some ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Nah. But it's a thing. I'm sure of it. I don't know what kind of sick you have to be. How dope would that be if the cure was just to go home and eat some ass? I know a doctor who has performed a poop extraction before, but never a transplant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, LUGR said: I know a doctor who has performed a poop extraction before, but never a transplant. Fascinating. I wonder if they saved it to transplant into some one else. Seems like a risky proposition. Like leaving egg salad out over night and then eating it the next morning. There's way too many things that could go wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: Fascinating. I wonder if they saved it to transplant into some one else. Seems like a risky proposition. Like leaving egg salad out over night and then eating it the next morning. There's way too many things that could go wrong. Naw man, that shit was expired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Let a mf live, hoe. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Upstairs I got xans in an advil bottle I don't take them shits but you do-----so I gottem for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 I do not mind people smoking. The vaping thing looks douchey but whatever. I believe in personal freedom, and endeavor to not judge others, sometimes easier said than done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 Cigarette smoke reminds of old relatives when you were a youngster Douche flutes seem ridiculous Was at a brewery yesterday and a dude was smoking, seemed kind of old school. The dog I had with me was not feeling it, smart kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted November 5, 2022 Share Posted November 5, 2022 I rip darts when I drink. I don’t drink much but when I do I will down a pack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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