Mauler5150 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 I don't know about ticks, but I shaved My balls and at the top of the base of My shaft all of a sudden it looked like ingrown hair like pimples all seemed to form at the base of the skin where the hair root was before they travelled up My skin. No idea but I just viewed it as nanomachines as it freaked Me the fuck out as I tried to squeeze one only for it to keep travelling further and further into Me, at which point I just said fuck it and gave up worrying about it as it is now someone else who exists in the cycle of flesh of the machine circle I exist within's problem to deal with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Also I would advise not to try the Watermelon Redbull in the red can mixed with a cappucino as "the wings" that spawn from such a mixture seem to attract every wannabe energy leeching parasite in the area as I discovered yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 On 8/9/2022 at 3:19 PM, nicklesndimes said: also, just so everyone knows...they have to be latched on for like 48 hours or something like that for lime disease to set it. we have them the worst here in pa. Back in the day I was visiting family around East Stroudsburg and their house was surrounded by woods. I was stoked to go hike and play in the woods. Didn’t know shit about ticks or Lymes disease until my family gave me the run down when I arrived. Freaked the shit out of me. Still had fun in the woods but was very cautious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Ticks have been almost nonexistent this year. Visiting turkeys and opossums took care of the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Chiggers, they are the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 29, 2023 Share Posted October 29, 2023 I fucking hate waking to find these fuckers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 29, 2023 Share Posted October 29, 2023 On 5/5/2015 at 3:14 PM, Fist 666 said: STOP PULLING THEM OFF. Seriously. The odds are low that you'll get something, but the odds are certainly increased if you pull them out violently or use fire. Cover them in vaseline or similar and they will release and crawl out instead of vomiting their lyme diseased guts inside of you So apparently this is bad intel, not encouraged by medical professionals, sincerely sorry all. This can cause them to burrow deeper and make the problem worse. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 29, 2023 Share Posted October 29, 2023 Weather got colder for a second and suddenly, ticks! Fuckers, went all season without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Pulled this off my stomach last night. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 20 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: broke out the surgical gloves and everything b/c you weren't playing around with that little fuckhead. Had to glove up, didn’t want it to bite my hands during removal process. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 18 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: broke out the surgical gloves and everything b/c you weren't playing around with that little fuckhead. 14 minutes ago, LUGR said: Had to glove up, didn’t want it to bite my hands during removal process. I thought the gloves were to prevent me from seeing his nail beds haha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 2 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: I thought the gloves were to prevent me from seeing his nail beds haha That too. Don’t think you could handle them. They are pretty big. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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