breakfast menu Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 i went to a party the other night. only knew 1-2 people there, but learned (fast) that it was a "poly" party - & most of the people there had seen each other naked at one point, or were currently, or were planning to in the future. it was kind of a trip. i didn't fuck anything anyone into this? have friends/neighbors into it? weird fucking stories? it seems like it could get messy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Pics or it didn't happen. . Did you stick around long enough to see any weird shit? Seems like you were somewhat intrigued, dipped the tip in just to see how it feels, would you attend one in the future and see where it takes you? As someone in a somewhat long term relationship, I would for sure be not down for that. I get that people are different, but I personally couldn't just offer up my girl to get tag teamed by some greasballs in return for banging a chick or two. Go home after with your girl while she's got some other guy's cum crust on her eyebrow or someshit... Never understood how guys get off watching strangers fuck their wives and shit. I sort of see the appeal to a single person as a great opportunity to meet girls that are dtf/ get your dick wet, but at the same time look at the type of people that will be there. And then there's the whole sanitation factor. The idea of a blowjob while wearing a condom is cringe worthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 polyamory could also mean when a couple has a girlfriend....just sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Or when both parties in a couple consentingly see/fuck other people. The way I understand it is that it can basically just be a fancy way to say "open relationship." I know two girls that are polyamorous; finna know one of them better huhuhuh Maybe she'll take me to one of these parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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One Man Banned Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 i went to a party the other night. only knew 1-2 people there So you had absolutely no idea about this...but the person you knew who invited you said to themselves, this looks like the type of person that would be into this? Hmm.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Haha. Whoever did the inviting was hoping to get you into a 3/4/5-way with them. I've had horrid group sex before, its not something I'd actively pursue again. But... my current lady says she is def down for a 3-way with another lady so we're half assedly on a quest to find what she is calling a unicorn: A bi chick that wants to get shared, is attractive, disease free, and is sexually confident, ie something that doesn't exist.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Albert said it best. Not into it. An acquaintance of mine described herself as pansexual, meaning she likes anything. I think she's sexually attracted to cooking pans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Bitches be crazy yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Where's Watson to discuss pansexuality when we need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 An acquaintance of mine described herself as pansexual, meaning she likes anything. I think she's sexually attracted to cooking pans. LOL!!:tearsofjoy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 Haha. Whoever did the inviting was hoping to get you into a 3/4/5-way with them. I've had horrid group sex before, its not something I'd actively pursue again. But... my current lady says she is def down for a 3-way with another lady so we're half assedly on a quest to find what she is calling a unicorn: A bi chick that wants to get shared, is attractive, disease free, and is sexually confident, ie something that doesn't exist.... i thiiiink it was with her friends (she's lesbian, has a lesbian girlfriend, not bi). i really can't imagine awesome group sex, it just doesn't seem like it would be that much fun. i might be wildly wrong. Pics or it didn't happen. . Did you stick around long enough to see any weird shit? Seems like you were somewhat intrigued, dipped the tip in just to see how it feels, would you attend one in the future and see where it takes you? As someone in a somewhat long term relationship, I would for sure be not down for that. I get that people are different, but I personally couldn't just offer up my girl to get tag teamed by some greasballs in return for banging a chick or two. Go home after with your girl while she's got some other guy's cum crust on her eyebrow or someshit... Never understood how guys get off watching strangers fuck their wives and shit. I sort of see the appeal to a single person as a great opportunity to meet girls that are dtf/ get your dick wet, but at the same time look at the type of people that will be there. And then there's the whole sanitation factor. The idea of a blowjob while wearing a condom is cringe worthy. i wasn't mad at it once i realized what it was. frankly kinda fascinated, too, since it was a community (is that the right word...?) of people i would never get involved with on my own. most were not straight, i was def in the minority so i was hanging out and asking questions for a good chunk of the night (and people were curious, too, like "are you uncomfortable at all?"). there were waffles too polyamory could also mean when a couple has a girlfriend....just sayin. yeah it seemed to be couples in an 'i have an SO, but fuck other people" kind of arrangement, for both partners. the only person whose life you're intimately a part of is your SO's, you can put your body parts wherever you want though. Or when both parties in a couple consentingly see/fuck other people. The way I understand it is that it can basically just be a fancy way to say "open relationship." I know two girls that are polyamorous; finna know one of them better huhuhuh Maybe she'll take me to one of these parties they said a lot of them met on okcupid. shudder :noentrysign::noentrysign::noentry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 i hope there werent any blue waffles involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 there are people that fuck cars in this world. in the muffler. wild stuff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 That's cool. Just remember.... You never go muffler to gas tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 i was invited to a party like this awhile back but sex parties ain't really my thing. heard some stories. bout what i expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 i'll just stick to watching porn where paid professionals perform my sick fantasies and then I go ordinary bone my gf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CILONE/SK Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I'd go to a party like this if symbols was going to be there. Cil = Creepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 i feel like booheadzoohead would have been into some shit like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 lol...anyone still in touch with her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Where's that meth head when you need him? Kind of glad I forgot his screen name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 That's a dude? You said him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Nope. I stick to raising house plants and watching The Golden Girls reruns. :100: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Blanche Devereaux was one hell of a woman... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Yeah, but Sophia could give you a gummy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 That's a dude? You said him. I was talking about the guy who used to post on here. I forgot his username but he was from Texas, claimed to do meth, sucked at graff, had a kid with some chick who also had an oontz account. Then they both came on here rinsing each other and putting their family life on the oontz for us to ridicule.Trashy asf. Convo in this thread reminded me of the guy for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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