penmanship Posted September 12, 2013 Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 I have never been either. snowmaking convention was originally the reason to go, no it's just a weekend of getting too drunk and throwing away money... may as well give it a go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I went... Wasn't much fun waking up with two black eyes in a different hotel to one I booked into... Should have stayed in San Fran banging the Jewish broad :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 that woodwork is tight, the swastika especially. sucks that the symbol predated the nazis but is now synonymous ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Fun fact: only if tilted. Not that it really makes a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I wish you all the luck in your marriage that I had in mine... But seriously, congratulations and have fun. I hate Vegas, but I might be alone on that stance. I hate it too. My wife has never been and wants to go. I don't. yay! fellow vegas haters! Vegas is the epitome of American decadence in many ways. do not wish to return. did not wish to return last time i was there either. my man and i are pretty much out of wall space. only reason to have a bigger home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I've been to Vegas 20+ times, mainly for work. I don't gamble. I don't like loud bars or clubs. I don't like overpaying for my booze. I don't like giant br0tastic, pee-filled pool parties. I usually take a backpack full of beer and walk the strip whilst people watching, maybe drop some coin on a good show. The double down bacon martini is gross, just too greasy for my taste. Peppermill Fireside Lounge is a good place to avoid the typical Vegas D-bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted September 12, 2013 Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 my main plan is walking around drinking with the guys and hopefully seeing weird shit in doing so. Timothy Hoyer painting in the mail right now! stoked on this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 That painting wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 ALSO I'm headed to vegas from thursday to sunday. what should I see while I'm there? Talking about like shows to see? Clubs? Music? or just anything? I live in Vegas and I personally hate the strip, clubs, and pools and shit. I recommend going downtown LV by Freemont, it's starting to come together with a lot of really good bars. CommonWealth, The Griffin, Beauty Bar, Downtown Cocktail Room, Atomic, Gold Spike. (Except "Insert Coin(s)", that bar is full of a dudes playing arcade games) Only clubs I recommend is Surrender, or Marquee. Those usually have the least amount of mohawk, Affliction shirt wearing, tribal sleeve douche bags. As far as shows, any Cirque show is good. Zumanity was my favorite (I still need to see Beatles Love) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Listen to him ^ Vegas haters - I know a bunch of people who hate the beach. Sand , sunburns, parking, crowds, 'no drinking', 'no smoking', Lil kids running amok, fear of sea life, etc etc But for a lot of people its an awesome time I will admit, unless you're trying to hook up or win a bunch of $ or just create some awesome stories w your buddies, vegas is pretty evil. Especially away from the strip Ps- 'awesome' /no br0 /yes beach bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Boats I hate the beach too. Cil likes the cold snowy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 been to vegas once was enough to not go back which way to the beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 which way to the beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 my married friends tell me that a short while after you get married your wife's vagina seals shut and you only ever get your hole once in a blue moon... can you please tell me if that's true or not so i know never to do it? thanks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 ^it depends on the woman i know women who got married and even before they married they didn't like sex much then it really got infrequent i also know ladies who got married and got freaky. i've been with my man for 5 years and shit ain't slowin us down. /i love the beach. so many reasons... but i HATE sand. now, cities with a great beach set against mountains, that's my shit. (think Vancouver, Rio and Cape Town) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 the bigger the circumference of the diamond, the bigger the circumference of the vaginal cavity. Congrats though, sorry about your sex life though, and all the other generic jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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