injury Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 the comfort wipe? a plastic dildo wand you shove up your ass? for when wiping your own ass is too difficult and you'd rather use a rag on a stick? our ancestors used to get by with nothing at all, now we've graduated to putting our 4-ply pillow paper/wet wipes on the end of an ass wand ? fuck yourself, inventor of this and those that buy it. innovation? creativity? solving domestic or international problems? nah we're gonna manufacture a wand to hold your toilet paper for you as you wipe, because it's too hard to do both at the same time. I hate this place. Sorry if this is old news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterpopoff Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Fuck ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Jmaynard3304 3 months ago I have a family of four and we each have our own comfort wipe. We have each one labelled and hanging on the wall next to our toothbrushes. If somebody mixes up their toothbrush with someone's comfort wipe we just laugh and laugh and laugh. Its brought us so close. Thank you comfort wipe !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RIPS Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 toilet paper: unsanitary stick up the poophole: sanitary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 the get a grip would be nice for shower sex handles. there are some ridiculous reviews here as well http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Thank you for this INJ. fuck. this place really kills me sometimes. wow. Feels weird being born into the laziest country in the world. How do the rest of yall feel? probably the same way. and we aren't going anywhere either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I saw an infomercial last night that was branding a fucking oven mitt as a new invention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 i steal people's oven mitts. also who the fuck bunches up toilet paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 seriously, i know why the rest of the world hates us and thinks we're nuts, i don't blame any of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 yooooooooooo pick me up a 40! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 on the real though, while incinerating some pipeweed with a firega spell....i came to a conclusion, the human race is collectively insane,with varying socially acceptable levels of insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!DoNkE*PuNchA! Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I was whipping my ass with sticks before it went mainstream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 the secrets to america's past present and future are contained within that patriotic fanny pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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massgraff Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Copped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 http://youtu.be/OnWwjM07yCk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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