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AMERICA ON THE RISE !!!

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the comfort wipe? a plastic dildo wand you shove up your ass? for when wiping your own ass is too difficult and you'd rather use a rag on a stick? our ancestors used to get by with nothing at all, now we've graduated to putting our 4-ply pillow paper/wet wipes on the end of an ass wand ?

 

fuck yourself, inventor of this and those that buy it. innovation? creativity? solving domestic or international problems?

 

nah we're gonna manufacture a wand to hold your toilet paper for you as you wipe, because it's too hard to do both at the same time.

 

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I hate this place.

Sorry if this is old news

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Jmaynard3304 3 months ago

I have a family of four and we each have our own comfort wipe. We have each one labelled and hanging on the wall next to our toothbrushes. If somebody mixes up their toothbrush with someone's comfort wipe we just laugh and laugh and laugh. Its brought us so close. Thank you comfort wipe !!!

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Thank you for this INJ. fuck. this place really kills me sometimes. wow. Feels weird being born into the laziest country in the world. How do the rest of yall feel?

probably the same way. and we aren't going anywhere either...

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seriously, i know why the rest of the world hates us and thinks we're nuts, i don't blame any of you.

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on the real though, while incinerating some pipeweed with a firega spell....i came to a conclusion, the human race is collectively insane,with varying socially acceptable levels of insanity.

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the secrets to america's past present and future are contained within that patriotic fanny pack.

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