McLovin Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 The gold you see in the photo above was not found in a river or a mine. It was produced by a bacteria that, according to researchers at Michigan State University, can survive in extreme toxic environments and create 24-karat gold nuggets. Pure gold! Maybe this critter can save us all from the global economic crisis? Of course not—but at least it can make Kazem Kashefi—assistant professor of microbiology and molecular genetics—and Adam Brown—associate professor of electronic art and intermedia—a bit rich, if only for the show they have put together. Kashefi and Brown are the ones who have created this compact laboratory that uses the bacteria Cupriavidus metallidurans to turn gold chlroride—a toxic chemical liquid you can find in nature—into 99.9% pure gold. Accoding to Kashefi, they are doing “microbial alchemy” by “something that has no value into a solid [in fact, it the toxic material they use does cost money. Less than gold, but still plenty], precious metal that’s valuable.” The bacteria is incredibly resistant to this toxic element. In fact, it’s 25 times stronger than previously thought. The researchers’ compact factory—which they named The Great Work of the Metal Lover—holds the bacteria as they feed it the gold chloride. In about a week, the bacteria does its job, processing all that junk into the precious metal—a process they believe happens regularly in nature. So yes, basically, Cupriavidus metallidurans can eat toxins and poop out gold nuggets. It seems that medieval alchemists were looking for the Philosopher’s Stone—the magic element that could turn lead to gold—in the wrong place. It’s not a mineral. It’s a bacterium. http://www.endalldisease.com/newly-discovered-bacteria-turns-toxic-material-into-pure-gold-4/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold "i wanna know where the gold at" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold i believe this is relevant to this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCBs5f1vxyw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of The Devil Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold After thousands of years of humans fucking around with alchemy to try and turn junk into precious metals some scientist finally does it- and yo who do we hear about it from? cnn? the new york times? boston globe? nah. none other than "endalldisease.com". magnificent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold If they make heaps of gold it will all become worthless... How is this bacteria going to save humanity again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Ferreal Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold THEY SHOULDNT OF SAiD ANYTHiNG AND JUST CAME UP HEAVY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindfux Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold WHOEVER SEEN THE LEPRECHAUN SAY YAH crazy shit though if this is real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold alchemy apparently someone doesn't know morons have been at this since the beginning of time. and someone thinks bacteria can manipulate electrons. so btw if this thread gets trolled hardt i'm not deleting anything. that's how it works around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold hardt Give away the stone Let the ocean take and transmutate This cold and fated anchor Give away the stone Let the waters kiss and transmutate These leaden grudges into gold Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Let go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold The toxic material they use does cost money. Less than gold, but still plenty. What's the break even point, is this process even economically feasible, do you even lift br0? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold I think I broke the oontz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold If they make heaps of gold it will all become worthless... How is this bacteria going to save humanity again? look at the diamond market. heaps and heaps and heaps of diamonds of all kinds. just being held like the fat rich kid at school with all the warheads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MrChupacabra Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold if this thread gets trolled hardt i'm not deleting anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold If they make heaps of gold it will all become worthless... How is this bacteria going to save humanity again? zeitgeist bro no more money erase all debts it's like a Tyler Durden bacteria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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john_gacy Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Hey there. Just popped in to say I didn't read this thread the 1st time around, and while I appreciate the name change, I still didn't read it. FUCK YEAH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MrChupacabra Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 EVERYONE GET INSIDE AND CHECK OUT THIS SWEET THREAD BR0! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Back In 88 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Re: Newly Discovered Bacteria turns Toxic Material into Pure Gold look at the diamond market. heaps and heaps and heaps of diamonds of all kinds. just being held like the fat rich kid at school with all the warheads. Apparently it rains diamonds on Mercury. Them be some alien type ET diamondz zeitgeist bro no more money erase all debts it's like a Tyler Durden bacteria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 McFluffin'...., the RSS feed you never wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted November 2, 2012 Author Share Posted November 2, 2012 McFluffin'...., the RSS feed you expected :twitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 this shit cray..it isn't alchemy tho...upon further research it just metabolizes toxic compounds that have gold in it, into pure gold. still cray...fucking bacteria and shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 oh, hey. freak. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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