Newly Discovered Headline turns Lack of Thread Material into Pure Gold

[McLovin]

 

The gold you see in the photo above was not found in a river or a mine. It was produced by a bacteria that, according to researchers at Michigan State University, can survive in extreme toxic environments and create 24-karat gold nuggets. Pure gold!

 

Maybe this critter can save us all from the global economic crisis?

 

Of course not—but at least it can make Kazem Kashefi—assistant professor of microbiology and molecular genetics—and Adam Brown—associate professor of electronic art and intermedia—a bit rich, if only for the show they have put together.

 

Kashefi and Brown are the ones who have created this compact laboratory that uses the bacteria Cupriavidus metallidurans to turn gold chlroride—a toxic chemical liquid you can find in nature—into 99.9% pure gold.

 

Accoding to Kashefi, they are doing “microbial alchemy” by “something that has no value into a solid [in fact, it the toxic material they use does cost money. Less than gold, but still plenty], precious metal that’s valuable.”

 

The bacteria is incredibly resistant to this toxic element. In fact, it’s 25 times stronger than previously thought. The researchers’ compact factory—which they named The Great Work of the Metal Lover—holds the bacteria as they feed it the gold chloride. In about a week, the bacteria does its job, processing all that junk into the precious metal—a process they believe happens regularly in nature.

 

So yes, basically, Cupriavidus metallidurans can eat toxins and poop out gold nuggets.

 

It seems that medieval alchemists were looking for the Philosopher’s Stone—the magic element that could turn lead to gold—in the wrong place. It’s not a mineral. It’s a bacterium.

 

http://www.endalldisease.com/newly-discovered-bacteria-turns-toxic-material-into-pure-gold-4/

[injury]

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"i wanna know where the gold at"

[publicenemyno.3]

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i believe this is relevant to this thread:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCBs5f1vxyw

[Friend of The Devil]

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After thousands of years of humans fucking around with alchemy to try and turn junk into precious metals some scientist finally does it- and yo who do we hear about it from? cnn? the new york times? boston globe? nah. none other than "endalldisease.com". magnificent.

[Back In 88]

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If they make heaps of gold it will all become worthless... How is this bacteria going to save humanity again?

[Will Ferreal]

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THEY SHOULDNT OF SAiD ANYTHiNG AND JUST CAME UP HEAVY

 

[Mindfux]

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WHOEVER SEEN THE LEPRECHAUN SAY YAH

 

 

 

crazy shit though if this is real

[!@#$%]

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alchemy

apparently someone doesn't know morons have been at this since the beginning of time.

and someone thinks bacteria can manipulate electrons.

 

 

so btw

if this thread gets trolled hardt i'm not deleting anything. that's how it works around here.

[jbrshmonster]

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hardt

 

 

 

 

 

Give away the stone

Let the ocean take and transmutate

This cold and fated anchor

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Let the waters kiss and transmutate

These leaden grudges into gold

 

 

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[eviltrailer77]

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The toxic material they use does cost money. Less than gold, but still plenty.

 

What's the break even point, is this process even economically feasible, do you even lift br0?

[jbrshmonster]

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[eviltrailer77]

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I think I broke the oontz...

 

[BullshitTantrum]

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If they make heaps of gold it will all become worthless... How is this bacteria going to save humanity again?

 

 

look at the diamond market. heaps and heaps and heaps of diamonds of all kinds. just being held like the fat rich kid at school with all the warheads.

[jbrshmonster]

[MrChupacabra]

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if this thread gets trolled hardt i'm not deleting anything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[nsmbfan]

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If they make heaps of gold it will all become worthless... How is this bacteria going to save humanity again?

 

zeitgeist bro

 

no more money

 

erase all debts

 

it's like a Tyler Durden bacteria

[jbrshmonster]

[john_gacy]

Hey there. Just popped in to say I didn't read this thread the 1st time around, and while I appreciate the name change, I still didn't read it. FUCK YEAH.

[jbrshmonster]

[MrChupacabra]

[jbrshmonster]

[MrChupacabra]

EVERYONE GET INSIDE AND CHECK OUT THIS SWEET THREAD BR0!

 

[Brickos]

[CILONE/SK]

[Back In 88]

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look at the diamond market. heaps and heaps and heaps of diamonds of all kinds. just being held like the fat rich kid at school with all the warheads.

 

Apparently it rains diamonds on Mercury. Them be some alien type ET diamondz

 

zeitgeist bro

 

no more money

 

erase all debts

 

it's like a Tyler Durden bacteria

 

[Walid Jumblat]

McFluffin'...., the RSS feed you never wanted.

[McLovin]

McFluffin'...., the RSS feed you expected

 

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[freakeenyc]

this shit cray..it isn't alchemy tho...upon further research it just metabolizes toxic compounds that have gold in it, into pure gold. still cray...fucking bacteria and shit!

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

oh, hey. freak. lol.

[eviltrailer77]