xoXox Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 5-02-2012 - Man bites girlfriends lips off 5-03-2012 - Man bites off another mans ear in bar fight 5-06-2012 - Man kills wife, eats her forearm and dies 5-18-2012 - Woman bites mans ear, stabs him with seashell 5-21-2012 - Police: Man bites woman's cheek in Westchester 5-23-2012 - Cops: Man bites off tip of cousin's nose 5-24-2012 - Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo 5-25-2012 - Woman attacked, cut, bitten by six women in Annapolis 5-26-2012 - Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Police 5-27-2012 - Crazed Florida doctor facing charges for spitting blood on troopers during DUI arrest 5-29-2012 - Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers 5-30-2012 - Swedish doctor cuts wife's lips off and ate them 5-30-2012 - Chinese cannibal arrested for 20+ murders 5-31-2012 - Manhunt in Canada for man who dismembered/cannibalized/committed sex acts on another man 5-31-2012 - Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart do a quick google search of the titles if you want the details I don't care enough to look into it but I'm sure this "list" can go back way further maybe even years, especially if you count all the cannibalism in Africa and such. Being scared of zombies is gay as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Niggas on the news like 'cue'Sensationalist reporter Guess what drug they found in the causeway canibal attack Only marijuana .. People said his brain was infected by DEVILS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 omg they were right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Mega munchies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzyD Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 hey i just found out that the guy wasn't even high on salt it they found on the toxicology test only marijuana so i guess im a going to be a zombie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 heard that as well. fucking bummer. was really hoping shit was about to go down all across america... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 http://theync.com/static_html/zombie-eats-rabbit_media.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackalackin Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Kinda upset there was no zombies.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 CHINESE ZOMBE TODAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzyD Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 in africa too yesterday they infected some kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Im ganna call bullshit on this dude being on nothing but mary-wanna. Theyve been on a mini drug war against anything that even looked like a bath salt, they were so fucking sure thats what had made this dude crazed, and now, in this day and age theyre just now discovering he was just smoking pot? Fuck outta here with that bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 dawg i m so upset dere were not no zombees liek it would be so phat humanz suck and i luv complainging about it zombees would fuk up every1 except me my gurl n my weedman lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Yeah man, but you dont understand. I got a plan. I read the Zombie survival guide, im diffrent than everyone else man, my plan would work. Id go to the gun store and load up, cause I know no one else would think to go there. No way im dying bro, I got this. Bring em on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Yo you both should clik upp wit me. My connect has mad guns. Hes huge around here so he has to have crazy guns hmu on the pm n we can work out a meet up smoke a lil somthn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aumstarsbcf Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 http://www.vyperlook.com/extreme-things/autocannibalism-and-human-cannibalism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent bob Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 for all we know that guy was patient zero and we just avoided the zombie apocalypse......for now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 dawg i m so upset dere were not no zombees liek it would be so phat humanz suck and i luv complainging about it zombees would fuk up every1 except me my gurl n my weedman lol Yeah man, but you dont understand. I got a plan. I read the Zombie survival guide, im diffrent than everyone else man, my plan would work. Id go to the gun store and load up, cause I know no one else would think to go there. No way im dying bro, I got this. Bring em on Yo you both should clik upp wit me. My connect has mad guns. Hes huge around here so he has to have crazy guns hmu on the pm n we can work out a meet up smoke a lil somthn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 AWWWW U WANT IN LIL BABY BIRD??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I think Noes is mildly perturbed because we stole his disappointment at the lack of apocalypse as well as his ideas for survival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Nah he just fuccn heatedd cuz he isnt blown bak sour #PARTYMODE #NEVER2FADED @YAMOMSPLACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 lol prolly rite I'M HIGHER THAN I EVER BEEN CHAINSMOKIN PURPLE KUSH I'M HIGH OFFA THAT MEDICINE #KUSHBLUNTS #HASHTAGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Lol @ niggggaz #TUGLIFE Things im higher than right now: Gas prices Clouds Jets Swag Nurga skraight talk'n bout Hairy Potter and shit. Nigga I straight blow smoke in that nerdy faggots face shaw. Ax me if I giveuhfuck Stay up bruh, fuck the feds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 AWWWW U WANT IN LIL BABY BIRD??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 im convinced dude was smokin wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootybooty Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 So this happened in Florida? And people care why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Well timed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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