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naked zombie gets offed by cops for eating a mans face on the side of a miami freeway.

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Stole this off the internet jawn

 

"ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!!

 

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation

Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

 

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

 

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

 

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

 

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

 

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

 

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

 

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

 

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

 

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

 

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida."

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MORE ZOMBIE NEWS!! Happened yesterday.

 

HACKENSACK — A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition Tuesday morning, police said.

 

Police said they got a call at 10 p.m. Sunday from someone saying Wayne Carter, 43, had a knife and was threatening to hurt himself.

 

When police officers arrived at the Clay Street home, they kicked in a door to his room, which had been blocked with furniture, said Lt. John Heinemann.

 

Carter was in the corner of the room with a knife in his hand, and he stood up, he yelled at police while stabbing himself all over his body. Officers noticed that his intestines were protruding from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said. Carter allegedly threw some of his skin and intestines at officers as they tried to enter the room, Heinemann said.

 

The officers ordered him to drop the 12-inch kitchen knife, but he didn’t. Carter is accused of swinging the knife at officers, police said. The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect.

 

The officers retreated and called the Bergen County SWAT Team, which helped subdue Carter so he could be taken to Hackensack University Medical Center.

 

He underwent emergency surgery, and remained in critical condition Tuesday. Carter had a history of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest and has been taken to the hospital for psychiatric reasons in the past, Heinemann said.

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So nuke new jersey and florida and end the zombie apocalypse?

I'm alright with that.

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Nah, no beef for me.

 

I simply don't care enough about E-beef or cops for that matter.

 

 

 

I do, however enjoy fishing.

 

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....here fishy fishy fishy!

 

Give old Walid a bite.

 

this is GOLD I TELL YA GOLD!!!! *old timey voice

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I just don't need outlandish excuses for getting more guns.

 

All I do is think of all the browns looking covetously at all the white ladies that flock to me.

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I just don't need outlandish excuses for getting more guns.

 

All I do is think of all the browns looking covetously at the delicious faces on the white ladies that flock to me.

 

*fixed

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[insert picture of black man in New Orleans carrying KFC bucket of faces through flood water]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/nophotoshoponer

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