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I used to date a guy who made homemade CFS.

It was said that they were the best around.

But he tried to strangle me one night.

So my friend hit him in the head with a cast iron skillet.

He left town, but word travels fast around these parts and some buddies in San Antonio intercepted his escape.

He did make it out of Texas...only minus his front teeth.

He also had stupid tattoos on his face, so it wasn't like they destroyed his chances of success.

 

 

 

I may not eat meat...but I can make the best pan of cream gravy you will ever eat.

I will place money on this.

 

 

I hear Threadgill's in Austin does it right.

I can't see how that info could be wrong because everything I have ever eaten from there has always been totally fucking delicious.

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cmon son.

 

ostrich is all over texas.

 

ready to be eaten.

 

we eat them.

 

like a big ass chicken.

 

no big deal.

 

the whole everything is bigger in texas addage must be true then haha.. got rid of the chicken, imported its bigger, tastier cousin.

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