dilligαf Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 <------Always has at least one porn on the upper tank.... Only for viewing pleasure, i dont pull my dick while on the pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 some people frown upon the reading a magazine shitting thing this is your chance in a anonymous setting to exhibit your habits. i do read while crapping btw. i first want to commend you on having a toilet related thread secondly, yes I do read. but it's become a problem. because like Pavlov's Dogs, every time I enter a bookstore I have an urge to take a shit. so I recommend knitting on the toilet instead. cuz, fuck it, whens the next time you'll be in an MJ Designs or Hobby Lobby? 2cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I don't read. I just try and not gag at the smell of my own heinous steaming fecal soft serve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 ^i got my best friend that as one of her many xmas gifts. hilarity ensued. man this thing looks bigger than war n peas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I forgot about those. Those are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 yeah....i dont eat meat...except or fish....so my shits take about 30seconds .... ...no time to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 No meat except for fish huh? So the time must add up since you pee while sitting as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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freakeenyc Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Get on my level....my tv setup is so nice...that i can just turn it and leave my bathroom door open to watch while i shit....also nice that i have noone around :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 AND UR TRYING TO SAY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH UR 12OZ USERNAME?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 i recently started to read porn while shitting, very fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 ipad angry bird FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Not a High Times centerfold dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8ZZHdapk3U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I USUALLY WILL JUST GRAB THE NEAREST TOILETRY I.E. SHAMPOO, SOAPS, LOTION, FACIAL CLEANSER, TAMPON BOX, AND READ ITS USES, DIRECTIONS AND INGREDIENTS. THIS IS HOW I AM ABLE TO REMEMBER WORDS LIKE ... "METHYLCHLOROISOTHIAZOLINONE" AND "JUNIOR ABSORBENCY" OTHER TIMES I JUST READ THE INSERTS/LABEL ETCHINGS OF ANY NEW VINYL I MAY HAVE PURCHASED. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I USUALLY WILL JUST GRAB THE NEAREST TOILETRY I.E. SHAMPOO, SOAPS, LOTION, FACIAL CLEANSER, TAMPON BOX, AND READ ITS USES, DIRECTIONS AND INGREDIENTS. THIS IS HOW I AM ABLE TO REMEMBER WORDS LIKE ... "METHYLCHLOROISOTHIAZOLINONE" AND "JUNIOR ABSORBENCY" OTHER TIMES I JUST READ THE INSERTS/LABEL ETCHINGS OF ANY NEW VINYL I MAY HAVE PURCHASED. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Sweatloaf you fuckin character. Get outta here. You DRINK that shit. You dont read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 me too swordfish shampoo and conditioner n shit that laying around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted February 16, 2011 Author Share Posted February 16, 2011 is this your setup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKCFp6smwBo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Sweatloaf you fuckin character. :lol: Also, I read certain books only while shitting. Right now it's A Clockwork Orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 is this your setup? AHAHAHAHHAHAHA GRIME LIFE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 one cannot simply shower in shit-fumes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 blumpkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 GET OFF THE GRASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SHITBIRD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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