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I just watched dude devour an entire large pizza with a pint of milk chaser.........now he's mashing out a jumbo costco sized bag of ruffles.       retards can be awesome

Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law   Don't literally fuck him. But literally kill him.

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Some of the stories were amusing im not gonna lie, but i think a lot of you just like feeling better about yourselves

 

please grandad, grace us with your stories of what 12oz USED to be like BACK IN THE DAY

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Well first off, we were equally racist and shitty, but it was funny then.

 

We also sent lots of packages to each other, and although many of us were initially strangers, we became acquainted. There was a sense of community. Nowadays we would never dream of reaching out to strangers, as we're sure there are no cool strangers on here anymore.

 

Third, we walked through miles of code just to get one prop bar. We appreciated it back then, and as a whole we were much more mature and of a better stock than the forums today.

 

If you miss this post, don't worry, I'll be talking about this in multiple threads without being asked.

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ALLLLLLLLL RIGHT

 

 

 

So I touched on a story once about Frank and the phone sex lines......and some how blowing 10 g's on said phone sex lines and possible hooker(s).....I say hookers in plural because he either had a bunch of them, or one real smart one that hustled his ass.

 

He ran through 10 grand in like a few months of acting sketchy and being even creepier then normal, like people were calling his phone, seriously NO ONE calls this dude and he was going out all the time......we were all happy for him like maybe he had some homies or something.

 

THEN We found out it was phone sex and hooker(s).

 

 

His mom took his bank card put him on a leash and he saved up a shit load of cash in less then a year.

 

 

WELLLLLLL FOLKS

 

HE HAS SPEND 9000 DOLLARS ON WHAT HE CLAIMS IS MOOOOVVIIIES?

 

We've been placing bets on what it really is. get in on it

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I'm sure Frank was thinking:

"I'll bet I get a little respect once I get that Harvard diploma."

 

 

Next thing you know you're down 9k.

 

 

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"I'm not leavin till I get that lobster harmonica! C'mere, lobsty."

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i knew a guy that said he got hookers all the time

so i asked him how much are you paying for sex?

he was like oh they refuse to screw me i pay them $200-300 on hand jobs

 

i was floored. you know you could have done that yourself right?

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Its all well and good to call me out on being old and living in the past, but it had absolutely nothing to do with my initial post.

 

Back in my day kids stayed relevant, back in my day kids were witty.

 

 

 

tell us more about your previous post br9

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