PITOFZOMBIES Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 shoulda heard my drunk ass ranting about how to get my hands on a strap out here.... drunk fo sho but if ima get stomped out, i gotta at least put someone else in the hospital.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 you could always stab people, acquire knifes. Knife fights are wild as fuck. Seriously though, it's an island, you gotta show those cowards you are not to be fucked with and stab their leader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 you could always stab people, acquire knifes. Knife fights are wild as fuck. Seriously though, it's an island, you gotta show those cowards you are not to be fucked with and stab their leader ain't gotta tell me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 CREAM PIE BUTTAFLY http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNizeGuys#p/u/15/kEwUMPV4p60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 i think dow is mad at me at this point for being too much of a shit starting dirtbag. but yo, i've been romping around the west side all kinds and no one has ran up on me yet. i think they lying. im not even making sense. fuckin scum life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 you're gonna get dow jumped by island fags haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 nah, i'd take a ass beating before i'd let dow get punched. fuck that. no one's gonna do shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 you could always stab people, acquire knifes. Knife fights are wild as fuck. Seriously though, it's an island, you gotta show those cowards you are not to be fucked with and stab their leader everything about this statement is fucking comedy. olo'ing over here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 shrimp burrito. ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Surf n turf Shrimp + carne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 yeah i saw the steak too.. after i saw the shrimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Don't forget the Mexican cola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 nah, i know it's hella better. dont trip BNH! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 POZ. Disregard island beef. Acquire all those white gurls panties. Imo this is the most logical plan of action. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 lolololol internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 where is that girls tits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Believe it or not the guy with the VEGAN tattoo is all right. I was at the store tonight and some hipster was buying a really big bottle of what looked like shampoo. I asked him what it was and he said "It's NUVO." Me- "How much is it?" Him- "Uhhhhh....thirty bucks." M- (incredulous) "THIRTY BUCKS? What the hell is it?" H- (snooty like) "It's infused vodka." M- (laughing) "Dude, for thirty bucks you can get twice as much Stoli. Obviously you can afford to drink good stuff if you're fucking with a $30 fifth of whatever...I mean sure, it'll probably get you drunk but why bother with something that looks like you're supposed to wash your hair with it?" (Said by the guy with dreads, no less...but this gets interesting.) Liquor Store Guy- (heavy accent) "I don't know what it is with these kids....the guys from the projects across the street buy this stuff all the time, but it's crap. They don't know how to drink straight liquor or something." Me- "See, this man knows what's up. But, uh, enjoy your pink stuff all the same. I'll stick with what I know (patting my sixer of cheap beer and pint of Royal Gate)." In the end weenie boy bought the gay vodka and me and the store owner talked shit on him for a good five minutes. He even said "That's the last guy I'd expect to buy that shit, he's not even black." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Champagne infused vodka. i've had it, it's not worth it. Ill try anything once though. Last night i stole a bottle of whipped cream flavored vodka... it tasted like vodka, but with a whipit chaser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 One time SPRAY stole a bottle of Hipnotiq (I think I spelled it right) off the bar and tried to drink it in the bathroom of whatever dive we were in. It tasted so bad we ended up pouring down the toilet after a couple sips each and smashing the bottle in the urinal. Thirty dollars for a fifth of something that looked like Summer's Eve douche is not a good look. I might head to the southern part of our fair county soon. Are you still in North Mexico AKA Hayward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted July 23, 2011 Author Share Posted July 23, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Yes sir. I live in little Tijuana. South Hayward. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted July 23, 2011 Author Share Posted July 23, 2011 shai, a coworker of mine got a gig at a north shore farm where you get to live on farm for free if you work 3 hours a day. she gets a small plot of land to grow whatever for herself, already has bananas and papayas on it. you and ocean should move out here n do some island hippie oner shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFFREYDAHMER Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 damn i wont even eat skrimps but that burrito looks absolutely delicious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Either you are a jew or retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 where is that girls tits? I'll work on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Either you are a jew or retarded. jewtarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 aaahahaha^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Hayward man tries to take own life after shooting at officer By Alan Lopez Correspondent Posted: 07/09/2011 01:25:04 PM PDT Updated: 07/09/2011 09:28:12 PM PDT HAYWARD -- A 32-year-old Hayward man is in critical condition and not expected to survive after shooting himself in the head following a strange series of events where he severely beat a drunk man, picked up two pizzas and then shot at a police officer Friday night, police said. The incident began around 9:30 p.m. when police officers were called out to a restaurant at Huntwood Avenue and Tennyson Road in Hayward in response to a report of the suspect severely beating an intoxicated man in his late 50s. After the attack, the suspect calmly picked up two pizzas and drove home, police said. Within a few minutes, police located the man's vehicle in a parking lot at an apartment complex nearby on the 25000 block of Cypress Avenue in Hayward. As the police officer was exiting his vehicle, the man fired two to three rounds from a stolen revolver but missed hitting the officer, police said. The officer did not fire back because the suspect's girlfriend and her three children, all under the age of 8, were in the suspect's car, police said. The man then ran off and police located him nearby at a friend's house. Residents were evacuated, and negotiators and the Hayward police Special Response Team negotiated with the man for more than an hour before he shot himself, police said. Firefighters and paramedics treated the man at the scene and he was transported to a nearby trauma center. The beating victim was also transported to a trauma center, where he is in stable condition. Anyone with knowledge of the incident is asked to call Hayward police inspector Rob Lampkin at 510-293-7079. the pizzas part makes it bsm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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