forsit Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I got expelled in 8th grade for breaking this kids eye socket then punching my gym teacher in the jaw. Fuck you Mr. Colston. fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 We use to mercelessly throw burns at this dude in "health" class, why they thought this guy could even handle that, but he was short and squat, real napolean complex ass nigga who worked out tryin to build up calf mass. We use to call him "super mario" because he was "shorter than the other brother" and he couldn't take it. Even.tually he got fired bc he got all frustrated with the girls clowning him from behind the locker room door, so he all bust in like "who said that?!?" And got his own ass fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 My friend sold coke to our high school gym teacher at a party once. That was awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I always got along with my gym teachers, I guess because I really liked gym ha. I did go after a substitute once after he tried to break up a fight with me and another kid, but I don't count that. There was one gym teacher who apparently hated me though. I always thought we were cool, with a funny back and forth banter, but I was fucking a girl that still went there a year or two after I graduated and apparently he described me to her as "Such a fucking asshole. I tried to be so nice to him, fuck that kid" haha. While I was fucking that same girl me and Manute (who didn't even go to my high school) went to December Madness (the kick off thing for the basketball season) at the school, so drunk we could barely see straight. The lady taking tickets at the door was my old English teacher, and when I gave her a hug she said "You smell fun" hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Lol at "smell fun" Better than "smelling funny" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I always got along with my gym teachers, I guess because I really liked gym ha. I loved gym so fucking much. I didn't really like the teachers. I guess I didn't hate any of them either though. I miss gym class. BEANING FAT GIRLS IN DODGEBALL FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 The lady taking tickets at the door was my old English teacher, and when I gave her a hug she said "You smell fun" hahaha Haha...I've run into a few former high school teachers while in varied states of impairment, and they've generally found it amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I loved gym so fucking much. I miss gym class. BEANING FAT GIRLS IN DODGEBALL FTW! oh this brought back some good memories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 oh this brought back some good memories there was this "special" kid at our school and it was always so good to smash him will a ball during the game .. id always think .. like damn this aint right .. but kid would be all for it and shit in the game screaming like he was a gladiator so i figured he was fair game. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewreynoldsx Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 lol, is beaning the retard considered bsm, thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 actually .. i got a history of that. there was this church in my hood that me an my friends would skate at. we were young like 15-16...we would get thrown out cops called on us all the damn time almost weekly they hated us.. after awhile we found out that they would have a "youth group" event every week and there was .. free pizza and dodge ball ... they invited us hoping they would get us to stop skating their church and fucking up everything. (biggest mistake they ever made) .. so we show up and had to sit threw like a 30 min lecture and all this bullshit about god. we kept it together because we knew after ..dodge ball and free fucking pizza. it was team skate kids vs team church kids .. there team consisted of the albino kid the korean twin brothers fat girl church girl cheese teeth white trash family and of course ... the retard. for about 5 or 6 weeks every wends night we would go to eat pizza and just to peg balls at the retard & crew... we won every game. then we stopped going one day .. and they would send us cards in the mail asking us to come back cause they missed us ... i even got a christmas card one time.. we never skated that place again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Why would you EVER stop going anywhere with free pizza and dodgeball? They could of kept me from dropping out of high school with that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Enmity, you fucked up...badly. If you added beer and pussy to that equation it is as close to heaven as my mind can imagine it. I am disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 NOW I WANT TO THROW A DODGEBALL PARTY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SystemFailure Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 85% of dudes who say they could merk others in dodgeball can't. I only bring it up because of how much self proclaiming I hear in regard to dodgeball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 85% of dudes who say they can do anything pretty much can't. oh hell yes on that fucking bread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 100% of your data is unverified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 60% of the time, it works everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 100% of my stomach is fuckin hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 co-sang. too bad i can't fucking eat pretty much ANYTHING that i want to for who knows how fucking long. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I realized a couple of weeks ago that if I wanted to keep partying like a mad man every night that I'd have to stop eating as shitty as I do, otherwise I'll drop dead even earlier than I had planned. My plan thus far has been to replace two of my really shitty meals a day with something reasonably healthy. So I eat alot of Subway sandwiches, chicken caesar wraps, etc etc, and then have one really bad for me but extra delicious meal every day. It's not the perfect system, and I'm already getting rather sick of healthy shit, but I figure it makes me like 2/3rds healthier, so I won't die right away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Subway bread has high fructose corn syrup in it and all the meat is processed. Just buy a roast chicken at the market and watch milfs shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I'm not a mathematician so that sounds gooooooood to me! You revolting mass of toxic muskulls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Subway bread has high fructose corn syrup in it and all the meat is processed. Just buy a roast chicken at the market and watch milfs shop. Like I said, I'm not trying to be perfect, just healthIER haha. I did eat roasted chicken at some corner store with a hot bar today, and I watched hipsters and MILFs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 my shit is at the point of no return. spent the last couple days in bed home from work. refusal to go to the ER has saved a chunk o cheese but also put me in a bad spot physically. i would say i was afraid but fuck that. theres nothing BSM about being scurred. i just decided i absolutely cannot get it in as much as i have been. and the eatings gotta maintain regulation. and MILFS ftw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Did you get stabbed again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 lolnawww! i got ulcer/ heinous stomach issue prahlems bruh. shit is real in my inner torso streets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 You better lay off that Chocolate Moo, Strike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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