MedicineCabinet Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 granted - your freaky sister marries a fat, smut-peddling version of alf i wish i wasnt socially inept & didnt fail at relationships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Granted but now youre a polygamist mormon from that compound that was marrying underage girls. Wish I had an appetite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 granted but u are on a deserted island and have no food to eat so you eat your ownly companion your girl. You live the rest of your life alone and regretting your decision I wish I had a Dodge Charger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Granted but you blow the tranny a day later I wish i had some cocaine and hookers, sexy female hookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Granted but you get the AIDS. Wish I had a never ending supply of nachos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 granted, but you won't share them and everybody thinks you're a dick i wish that Salvation Army dickhead at Walmart would get hit by a car on his way home for giving me that stare and stern "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" when I didn't drop change in a bucket. i should receive that charity, aint nobody out to help me... fuck christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Granted, but it turns out that guy was Jesus... I wish they made gum that tastes like bacon grease.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Granted, now you have high blood pressure, high choelestorol, and you go into cardiac arrest, and die, I wish i wasnt banned from Xbox Live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 granted, but you get the RROD. i wish crosby would die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 granted but it ends in a muder-suicide involving you. and you end up spending the rest of eternity in hell being his bitch. i wish i was the king of the world adn had mad bitches in my harem.sexy bitches...no fatties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Granted, but I kill you to take your place, and I fuck your wife everyday. I wish I could see the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuelzSantana Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Granted, but ur forced to watch ur family gettin killed hostile style. I wish I was cool enuff to be on the jersey shore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 granted, but you are guido scum and everyone hates you i wish i wasnt so tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Granted but now you must be awake forever massaging 50lb cheeto feet I wish I could have a clean slate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beanshore Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 granted, but now everyone you chill with thinks you're a total square bear i wish i was wayyyy smart, like einstein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 granted, but you are now deaf and blind. i wish i was dating an intelligent asian girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyGosh! Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Granted, but she is only interested in doing math, and you never have sex as a result. I wish my record was expunged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-roc Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 granted, but a family member looses a limb as a result i wish i was drinking beer right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 granted, but its non alcoholic moosepiss i wish i didnt have evaluations coming up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Granted but you have aids. I wish I was jewish so I didnt have to buy christmas presents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 granted but you are a jew i wish laws didnt apply to me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 granted, but now your George Bush i wish Bob Ross were still alive painting and smoking happy trees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I wish i wasnt banned from Xbox Live. google unbanned from xbox live there are ways...... Granted but you take his place as dead I wish magic did exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Granted, but you are gored by a unicorn, raped by woodelves and then a talking bear steals your last bowl of porridge I wish method man wasn't in jail so I could see him on NYE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Granted, but then David Blaine takes over the world!! Granted, but then he disses you n your whole fam on tv... I wish I were able to sweat cologne... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Granted but hes performing with the Village People and theres not a woman in site. I wish I would never have to pay for gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Granted, but then David Blaine takes over the world!! I wish I were able to sweat cologne... Granted but all you sweat is Brut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 N One chicklet for u sir... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 see below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Granted but hes performing with the Village People and theres not a woman in site. I wish I would never have to pay for gas. granted, you will never own a car though i wish i was able to sleep right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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