stevem.yzerman Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted but he moves in with you and always teall u bout his buttsexcapades. nh I wish Big Pun was still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 *Granted*... but he continues to make terrible music. I wish my car was paid off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Granted, but you drive a pink ford focus I wish that I had a sweet job that pays alot right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted but its being a gay hooker in the attic of a candy shop I wish I had a new transmition in my car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted but now u need a new alternator I wish I had a new alternator in my car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted but it is made of plastic and bull's testicles. i wish i had thought to thaw out the tilapia in my fridge instead of ordering pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted... but its no good and gets you extremely sick after you eat it... i wish i had a blunt of some purp right about now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, but after you get REALLY high you have to go to a job interview. you get paranoid that they are going to ridicule your shell toes and you shit your pants. you then realize you didn't have an interview coming up. but you need new pants i wish it wasnt winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siege1222 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 granted, but because of global warming there are no more winters from now on and now you wont appreciate summer as much and eventually all the seasons blend together into one hot mess and the world explodes ... I wish I dropped out of college Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheifwiggums Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 granted.....but now you gotta flip greasy ass burgers at mcdonalds for $7.50 a hour i wish wish i was eating a buffalo chicken cheese steak..for reallll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 im never gonna hear the end of these fucking shell toes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 granted but its being a gay hooker in the attic of a candy shop I wish I had a new transmition in my car !GRANTED!... You receive a brand new "transmition" just like you asked for and not a much needed "transmission" for your car; GREAT JOB! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish I was a better bboy so I can get all the ho's wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Granted but ur impotent I wish I had an A in my math class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 granted... but you got it by sucking off your older male teacher... wish i wasnt such an intergral part in society Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Granted youre dead. Wish my mail order stuffs would hurry up and get here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 granted but they arrive broken I wish I had some chicken McNuggets 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 granted, but you're a fat fuck like the rest of america after eating them i wish there was a good excuse for being a fucking drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Granted its called alcoholism you inherit it from your father and your great aunt Mable I wish the perfect girl for me didn't go wit this weak fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 granted but he gave her herpes and now you have severe outbreaks.... i wish i didnt have work this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 trust me, yes you do.... but... GRANTED, now you ask me for change when I stop to get coffee every morning. until one day I run your hobo ass down with my Ford P.O.S. i wish i had a better job than selling health insurance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted you are now a mortician i wish i could read minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted, but you look like this : i wish i didnt have to go grocery shopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted - but everytime you piss/shit, a mixed mob of parasitic worms come out with it i wish i didnt have paperwork to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Granted now you have a man to do. Wish I wasnt in the midwest for winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted, you are now spending the winter in a small research station in the Arctic circle. i wish my neighbors would die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted, but zombies ate your neighbors... knock knock "PIZZA GUY rhrhhhrrrrrrrrr...derrrrrrr" - don't open the door nigguh i wish there was more funny in my daily dose of channel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Granted, but COS starts posting 60 times per day instead of just 30 i wish i had some Chinese food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 granted, but now you're eatso's girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I wish I knew what the fuck was up with this person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I wish I knew what the fuck was up with this person http://www.discoverychannel.co.uk/web/my-shocking-story/episode-guide/tree-man-half-man-half-tree/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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