Crocodile Tears Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 lol granted but then no one likes you. i wish my rap letters were better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted but you are in TKO i wish for fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 :lol: killin it, 24'd homie GRANTED, <insert obvious dirty pussy joke here> i wish i had a neverending blunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted but its laced with rosie o'donnel's ass hairs i wish i was still in high school 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Granted, but you're still the same age you are and you get popped for fucking freshman girls. I wish I had another tuna melt. And someday, two people will grant the same wish at the same time...and all hell will break loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, but tuna melts suck so i just gave you a severed penis in between some moldy bread. i wish i had my penis back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, but it got the clap from hanging out with forsit i wish i had a trained monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, said monkey is trained to rape you violently and stuff your mouth with poo i wish i had invisibility powers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Miley, have I given you the clap yet? no homo Granted, but you are subjected to anal sex with the monkey every hour, on the hour, forever. I wish Gucci Mane would play a show in Seattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, but he gets the crowed all riled up and then has them trample you while he fucks your sister i wish i could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, but you always fly coach i wish for unlimited wishes that no one can mess up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 *gRaNtEd*... But every wish backfires because GOD hates you. I wish I would stop losing my fancy clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Granted, but you die. I wish it doesn't rain tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, but when you wake up... you still doesn't know how sentence is formed i wish i didn't have to pay the electric bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, your electricity is shut off and lightning fries your house i wish i had something else to do other than sit on 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, but when you wake up... you still doesn't know how sentence is formed i wish i didn't have to pay the electric bill granted, but even man hookers named Electric... Bill, need to make a living too. even if it does mean peeing on your face while you beat off to a monkey bent over. *edit i wish i had something else to do other than sit on 12oz ya fer sher, but if you were sitting on something else your ass wouldnt be penetrated by so many fat sociopathic graffitti rejects causing your gay peen to exude multiple gasmatic orgasms. i wish i wasnt the greatest poster of 12oz history, primarily so the fagbot below me didnt have to wash his mouth out with my e-semen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 *!GrAnTed! ... So now your mom has your semen in her mouth; she swallows. I wish I had good food in my refrigerator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted... but your idea of good food is anal crusted saltines with a hint of palm jerk off, so how good could that be. i wish the dude underneath me stopped trying to look up my pant leg, i dont get stiff to men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, you are now a woman i wish for a brand new mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Granted, but it's a Big Mac with shit replacing the cheese. I wish I can make alot of money doing nothing at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, but your not from Bc and your not me. i wish forsit would understand hes from tacoma and is destined to a life of hard labour just to reach mediocrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Not granted! I'm not from Tacoma. I'm from Seattle. I wish COS would realize BC is the worst part of the NW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, but only if your an ingrown meth head from eugene who thinks canada is poland and vancouver is a portland suburbe. i wish the person underneath me understands what its like to have a raging hardon while looking at girls crying while peeing outdoors wearing nothing persian rug wrapped around there neck and a glow stick in there mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Granted but your an absolute loser cuz on average you post 29.42 times a day. I wish I had some nyquil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted but its childrens nyquil and barely works I wish I had the chinese stealth suit from fallout 3 and some nightvision googles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Granted, but by being given a stealth suit from a video game you actully become in the game. However, it isnt fallout 3 scary as that may be. You are now in the game L4D and you are the last one left alive on your team, theres a tank, and a horde. You die a horrible death of cannibalism. You also got the night vision goggles, but they were stuck on your face and it was daytime. I wish I had a thick puerto rican chick over right now to fuck, and ive already seen her naked shes not a fucking dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, but she is into bondage and has aids [ you cant use a condom ] i wish i had a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Granted, but that fish is actully a great white shark in a tank in your bathroom. And the other part of the deal was that you had to bath with your fish every night. I wish there was a zombie apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, but you are the first one to become a zombie i wish i was still sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 granted, everlong dirt nap i wish every other thread didn't involve CoS's latest butt sex stories. YOU SUCK AT LIFE SIR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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