I never said I was cool. Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Oh man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 Linda Brown was arrested Tuesday after an hours-long shopping spree that began when she hired a stretch Hummer limousine to drop her off at a Burlington Coat Factory store, police Sgt. Lt. Michael Deakins said. Brown walked to a cash register and loudly announced she had won the lottery and would pay for each person's merchandise up to $500, he said. “Well, of course, people like to hear that,” Deakins said. “Apparently they were in line calling relatives who were not at the store and told them to come.” People flooded the registers as cashiers began ringing up purchase after purchase, but Brown had not yet paid the bill, Deakins said. At least 500 people filled the aisles and another 1,000 were outside trying to get in, he said. “She was telling people she won $1.5 million,” Deakins said. “But it ends up she didn't win anything. She had no money to pay for anything.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 ahahahahhahahhahahaha. fuck. thats awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I never said I was cool. Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 ahahahahhahahhahahaha. fuck. thats awesome. Apparently a riot broke out and some lady said "I don't need a coat, I need help with my rent!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 AHAHAHAHA. Dust and crack are a motherfucker, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ufgators09 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 people just want free shit , you could see that store going crazy with moms and their kids just grabbing arms full merchandise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Burlington Coat factory doesn't have much that you could steal and turn a very nice profit on without having to get cart-loads. It's a discount store so the best you could do probably is get some $150-200 leather coats. I wish a looting happened somewhere that had jewlery or video games. I dream about city riots and being able to kick in the doors of a jewelery store and go to town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFinisher Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 is that really a crime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Im from the ghetto......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfmWzYhwX1g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 is that really a crime yeah seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HKwoodIsland! Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 COAT PEOPLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVCS0uijROg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 We should all pay attention to this lady's court disposition because this would be an awesome scam to pull nationwide on a particular date, assuming she skates on the charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVCS0uijROg BLACK CAVITIES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 We should all pay attention to this lady's court disposition because this would be an awesome scam to pull nationwide on a particular date, assuming she skates on the charges. If someone could get an official "12oz, Lie About Winning The Lotto at Burlington Coat Factory Day" (12OZLAWTLABCFD For short) and cause riots across the country... well needless to say, that would be amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Sociopathic people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I'm beginning to see how she might get out of this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 that pic of her laughing is fucking priceless guess she felt like pulling a practical joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 is that really a crime yeah seriously? yeah seriously. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_and_present_danger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 that is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 that pic of her laughing is fucking priceless guess she felt like pulling a practical joke That's what I'm saying. After reading that and seeing the photo, I was dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I take it back, this was no joke. This bitch is crazy. "Police arrested Linda Brown, age 44, on three outstanding warrants for aggravated menacing, misuse of a 911 system and causing false alarms. She was jailed late Wednesday, but no charges had been filed yet against her related to the near riot she caused at Burlington Coat Factory over her lottery winner hoax. She is expected to have a mental health evaluation soon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 i bought a black carhartt jacket at burlington the other day.. it's warm. /coolstorybro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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