earl broclo ESQ Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 i use to play guns, i had this star wars gun taht made laser noises that i always used. after awhile there was this fat kid greg that always cried becuase his parents didnt let him havea gun, so he always wanted mine. i said no. he cried. Was it this one: My neighbor Paul had that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranx0 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 does anyone else remember a kind of candy you could buy that came in a little coffin? inside you had like bright colored skulls, hip bones, femers, feet and they could all link together like a puzzle. Sorta like sweet tart consistancy. yeah, still sell them as "Funny Bones" but they're sold in bags now like Skittles. Usually come out around Halloween candy buying season, should be out soon. remember the 45 ACP candy bullet? Also like a sweet tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydeadfriends Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 we used to have this game called malakai master. we'd pick a homie's house or apartment bulilding for the arena. the rules were. 1. get as many people together as you could. 2. wait till dark. 3. pick a weapon. (piece of rope, garden hose, wiffle ball bats with cloth and sand shoved into the end of it and taped on, buckets, sticks..... 4. run around the house 10 times hitting everyone you see. 5. no crying. 6. no quitting. well that's it. there were a few trips to the emergency room that came outta this one and more than a few visits from the local pigs.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydeadfriends Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 we used to have acorn fights chestnut wars were always a fun fall pasttime....god i miss being a mean little kid sometimes...made tons of forts and killed lots of birds with bb guns and slingshots, stole shit from the neighbors garages, blew shit up, burnt shit down......ahhhh to be young again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydeadfriends Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 i got one of these for my 6th birthday and it got stolen within a week. my dad found it a couple days later and it was destroyed. man i cried like a little bitch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 when i was little i would take hella ants and put them in my neighbors house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Snowball wars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I hated summer and would always revel in the teachers/ baby sitters distaste for winter. snowball fights got banned at our school because of a wicked "it's all fun and games 'til someone loses an eye" happening. I hated the kids that'd add ice or just huck a massive piece of ice. Instead of a fun snowball fight it's who's the first to bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8juggalos Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 we would have red rider bb gun fights, with ski goggles being the only protection. fun shit, till homeboy brought his gamo pellet gun and like ripped a piece of flesh off my friends arm with it lol. good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 for like a whole year in middle school we were broken into groups in my english class. whenever the teacher would leave the room all the seperated friends would stand and have all out war across the room with these joints. shop class was like a weapon lab. kids would take wooden rods and sharpen them for crossbow bolts, make wooden frames and everything.. and our teacher had those big nasty rubber bands too, so you could get a few tacks and have yourself a street sweeper.. er, hallway sweeper. i used to make weapons out of paperclips and rubber bands. drawing blood was the fun part.. stealing pencils or golf pencils (far superior) and sharpening the shit out of em... ahh haha good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furious_Styles Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Cops and robbers was the shit. Freeze tag, or basically any form of tag in the dark was the shit. Going to creeks with sticks string and some sort of food to catch crawdads. Water ballon fights during the summer. Throwing shit off of overpasses. I remember when I was about 12 I had this friend named Dennis. We had a bowling pin, and were hiding behind a four foot brick wall. A truck passed by and I chucked the pin. To my suprise the pin went right threw the trucks open window, and hit the guy in the face. He ran into the curb, and got out pissed off. I jetted, and thought my friend was going to tell on me because he got caught, but he never did. I was a little knucklehead. Oh yeah treehouses ftw! Some of the kids and I built one out of palettes you get from safeway or wherever else and covered the outside with soda, and beer boxes. We were stoked because adults didnt help, but the adults eventually tore it down because they deemed it unsafe. If it wasnt for adults shit would have been like lord of the flies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Anyone in here use to play city tag? That was the shit. But my favorite thing to do as a kid was wrestle or play football on my trampoline. Give a nigga a triple suplex. Or just get thrown off all together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 12, 2009 Author Share Posted September 12, 2009 You had a trampoline you could wrestle and play football on? Jesus Christ Rockefeller! I bet you had one of these as well: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 perhaps booty is a Mormon. It is required that they have trampolines. Google it if you doubt me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PudMiester Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 used to roll down hills on skateboards lying flat on our stomachs, going so fast down that joint, gotta skid your toes to slow down. some kids i knew fastenedtrucks and hardware to a plastic snow-sled and took that down the hill. once i rode it and the hardware pushed through the plastic and left me literally sledding down asphalt. plastic curls behind me and stuff. my freinds little brother jake was pulling his other little brother in a wagon up the hill, jake was about 5 or 6 so he got to the top of the hill and goes "woah" flailing his arm up and letting go of the wagon, (with little josh still inside) JOSH HAULED ASS DOWN THE HILL AND FLIPPED DOWN A GRASS EMBANKMENT, WE WERE PROLLY 14 AT THE TIME AND TORE DOWN THE HILL AFTER JOSH ON OUR BIKES. we got to him and the wagon was on top of him, and keep in mind hes like a toddler, so we lift the wagon up and hes all glossy eyed and dazed. we're like "JOSH ARE YOU OKAY!?" hes like "oorgh what happend. im ok im ok. " shit was nasty dangerous. niga almost got his lil neck broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 remember not having enough kids to play baseball so you would just use ghost runners? bumper skitching in the winter. so dangerous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Thanks Earl.. Elementary -nigger knockin...(or to be PC..ding dong ditch)..lol -Kick the can. -bandana fights...tie a knot in the middle of a bandana..and a little itty bitty knot at each end.wet each end.. GET WHIPPED. -Toilet paper /soap/egg...houses round the block. -M.A.S.H -cootie catchers. High school days... B B Bubblegumm... anyone around you said a word that started with a "B"..you get to punch em till they said B B BUBBLEGUM 3 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranx0 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I remember. You had to say, BB King. what's M.A.S.H. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffie crave 7 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 children games never get old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 You had a trampoline you could wrestle and play football on? Jesus Christ Rockefeller! I bet you had one of these as well: Nah nigga it's just a round trampoline that you play smear the queer on or something of the sort. I don't have the shit that the brady bunch had c'mon man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 M.A.S.H. is some game on paper, im sure played mostly by girls. ..it determined whoo we were gonna marry..how many kids we were gonna have, what type of car..what type of house....and whatever else you added. i will try to make a lil diagram soon to show ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Rolling up paper and shooting them at each other with rubberbands, always fun till someone cried when they got popped in the face. MAN UP BITCHHH! or when i was like 7, me and this other cat would play some resident evil type shit where we'd have stick guns and kill invisible zombies and shit. always fun when all the block niggas joined in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Holy shit, best thread ever. i still have the weapons we made in middle school, we were on some james bond meets macgyver shit with these, we'd be shooting them across the room, they would stick into walls (and people's arms) and not fall out. I kept my collection: loaded: I remember we played with these every day, until someone got expelled for shooting someone who wasn't playing and getting caught. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 hahahaha holy shit thats some semi-prison child weapon mastery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 I did the same thing. Keeping the weapons shows an odd degree of dedication to the art. Daniel is going to get all bored in a meeting sometime and break out the bic crossbow on his manager or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 The fact you kept those makes me feel less retarded for still making paperpoppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 i remember my hommie in fifth grade got kicked out cuz he shot some kid with one of those "paper poppers" and the kid had a huge ass knot on his eye, shit was bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 A little older but somewhat along the same line. Take gasoline and drop styrofoam into it, the foam will dissolve and the gas will thicken, before long you have a little home made napalm. Paint the inside of a old tire with the napalm, light and roll down a hill. Late middle school shenanigans. Hollow out a light bulb and fill with black paint, tape the top shut and toss as high as you can on a building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Haha, i put way too much dedication into them to throw them away, plus im still a kid at heart, i'd whip them out now if i wouldnt get arrested for it. paper poppers were the shit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Hmmm, I don't remember ever harming anyone with a paperpopper just scaring unsuspecting teachers. Maybe we are thinkin of different things You ever slam back your milk carton then fold the top ^ lookin part down making a square? If you do that then smash your foot down on it sounds like a gun firing off especially in echoey school bathrooms hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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