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HOLY FUCK, SHAI, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!

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So I was chillin at my favorite shitty bar in the white trash town known as Springfield, Oregon - just getting my drink on when I decided to throw some money in ye olde jukebox.

 

While going through the albums, I came across something absolutely fucking epic...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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DAVID ALLAN COE'S X-RATED ALBUM!

 

I thought there was some unwritten rule about having his album on a public jukebox, but apparently the rule does not apply in Oregon.

 

As a "social experiment", I played the song Nigger Fucker, but nobody gave a damn. One old timer turned around and gave me a look, but I couldn't tell if it was a "you racist piece of shit" look, or an "amen, brother" look.

 

Anyway, David Allan Coe FTW

 

 

/no racism

/yes awesome music

 

She said someday I'd understand

What love was all about

She said I could have the kids

She was movin out

Said she'd finally found a man

Who's dick was so much bigger

Then that scumbag motherfucker

Run off with a nigger

 

And to think I'd ate the pussy

Where that big, black dick had been

And kissed the lips that sucked him off

Time and time again

It's enough to make a man throw up

Sure is hard to figure

How any decent girl could ever fuck

A greasy nigger

 

He treated her just like a queen

She gave him all my money

It looks like the joke's on me

But I don't think it's funny

That pussy ain't worth payin for

As far as I can figure

Cause there's nothing quite as worthless

As a white girl with a nigger

 

And to think I'd ate the pussy

Where that big, black dick had been

And kissed the lips that sucked him off

Time and time again

It's enough to make a man throw up

Sure is hard to figure

How any decent girl could ever fuck

A God damn nigger

So for all you nigger lovin whores

This song is just for you

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From the title I assumed this thread would be full of half man half ape barbarians that look like they sleep on a truckstop bathroom countertop.

 

Instead you give me this drivel?

 

Fuck you.

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Yeah, you totally nigger fucked this thread.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nigger fucker.

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i went with my dad to see him play in our local town. needless to say, my dad had never heard of the x rated album...

 

 

 

original outlaw*=fucking fun time.

 

 

*who knows what im talkin bout??

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he played some pretty racist stuff at the show i went to...

 

 

 

Same.

 

"Workin' like a nigger..."

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Wow, that's like the holy grail of white trash. Cheers to that.

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Guest T14K

how about the holy grail of me going on tiny chat and you not being there...

 

wanna come chill in hayward tonight?

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I am not near Hayward. But maybe soon, in the not too distant future.

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Guest T14K

are you in the bay... if so... we could make this happen...

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Guest T14K

well then fuck... you don't get to hear about bely almost beating up euro... which i promise...

 

is hilarious.

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