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Behind the Music: The Nize Guyz

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hater and manute came from very different walks of life. hater was born in a white castle parking lot in new brunswick, nj. he was immediately thrown in the dumpster by his heroin-addicted, aids-infected prostitute mother. he was found by a group of stoned emo kids and raised as one of their own. he grew to love all things sad, kittens, and long hugs. at age 14 hater was raped by a transexual driving a 1992 ford aerostar. he snapped and started living on the streets. he made an honest living for the next 5 years shooting police for money and punching hobos for college kids amusement at nyu. he eventually, saved up enough money to pursue his dream of being a pop phenom full time.

 

manute was born in newport, ri. he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and a billion dollar trust fund. at the age of 10 he accepted the lord jesus christ as his own personal savior. at age 15 manute fell into the gorilla cage at a zoo while on holiday with his family in london. he was simultaneously raped by 3 silverback gorillas. he moved out of his house at 18 when his trust fund had matured and started wandering around the northeast drinking and thinking.

 

the 2 met last year at a support group for rape victims. they became inseperable. manute told hater that he'd been studying piano since a very young age and told hater that he had a beautiful voice. through their love of music and drinking, the nize guyz were born. the fame quickly got to their heads. they started mainlining dope and robbing drug stores for oxycotin. they used the money from their success to buy expensive foreign cars, they were bankrupt.

 

now, the two drink together, more to talk about the good times than to get drunk. they share a studio apartment in long island and still continue to write music. there is talk of a reunion. i guess we'll just have to wait and see.

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i heard PJE is the spawn of a red dragon KKK leader and harriet tubman...

 

 

also this thread speaks only to those "in the know"

 

 

KGP you get propped that shit was mad funny

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if hater and manute want special guest appearance with an electronic synth keyboard call me. ill be deaa

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also this thread speaks only to those "in the know"

 

:rolleyes: says 12oz's biggest bandwagon rider and OG as of last year.

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