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911 caller smokes pot, asks for police escort to concert

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http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=108650

 

 

St. Johns County, Florida -- A 20-year-old man has been arrested for misusing 911.

 

Deputies say Michael Kruse of Jacksonville initially called 911 because he felt sick on June 21st.

 

The call went into the 911 call center in St. Johns County.

 

Kruse's speech was slurred and the dispatcher had difficulty understanding him.

 

Dispatch: "Are you sure you haven't taken something sir? Because you're not making a whole lot of sense."

 

Caller: "I've been smoking marijuana."

 

Dispatch: "You've been smoking marijuana?"

 

Caller: "Yes."

 

Dispatch: "Do you want a deputy to come and take you to jail?"

 

Caller: "Why?"

 

Dispatch: "You just told me on a taped line you just got done smoking marijuana."

 

Caller: "Awww. Are you serious?"

 

Sgt. Chuck Mulligan, spokesman with the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office, said deputies located Kruse, took him to a family member, and gave him a stern lecture about 911.

 

Hours later on June 22nd, Kruse called 911 again. This time he was driving on I-95. He told the dispatcher he wanted a police escort to see the rapper, Lil Wayne, in concert in Miami.

 

Dispatch: "You want a police escort to take you to Miami?"

 

Caller: "Or, you have a helicopter?"

 

Dispatch: "We don't just send helicopters up for rappers."

 

Caller: "Well, I'm driving there right now. I just wanted the fastest way to get there. I didn't want to get pulled over on the highway."

 

The dispatcher had Kruse pull off the interstate at the State Road 207 exit. There, deputies met Kruse and arrested him for misuse of 911.

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYY MAAAAAAAAYNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Dispatch: "You just told me on a taped line you just got done smoking marijuana."

 

Caller: "Awww. Are you serious?"

 

:lol::lol:

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If this is true, this guy is retarded.

 

I'm about to smoke a blunt, get in my car and drive to the handball courts.

 

No police escort necessary, and no I don't need a chopper either.

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Can't you only get arrested for possesion?

Not for smoking earlier?

 

He was arrested for "misuse of 911."

 

LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN. GOOD WORK BOYS! ANOTHER SCUMBAG OFF THE STREETS.

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this gives us functional stoners a bad name. and no, you can't get in trouble for smoking pot (just possession, and smoke in your lungs doesnt constitute possession). or even being high (except while driving). i flexed my nuts in front of mall security, who then called the police over to help. long story short, i was escorted out of the mall... not arrested. you can't be arrested for being high or smelling like pot or even admitting you smoked pot 5 seconds earlier. ask a lawyer.

 

reminds me of that jack in the box commercial "CANNEHGHET 99 TACOS FOR 2 CENTS?"

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Yeah you can get a DUI for admitting to smoking before driving

cops tried to hem me up on that once because my car had mad smoke in it but we tossed the blunt.

Kept trying to make me admit I hit it "just one time"

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Aww. Why so serious?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Aww. Why so serious?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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