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Nah twinky said anarchy is a paradoxical symbol of unheard expressionism. Im still waiting for him to explain that one.

 

i did already, duke.

you were unable to you the knowledgable part of your brain.

but its okay, it is a problem we will work on via tinychat.

your depression-laden state has left you in a rut.

we will fix that,

for you see...

 

well you know the rest

:p

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PONY TAIL JOKES FTW

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

16:01] g00gle0ner: ANYBODY WANNA BUY SOME DR. PEPPER?

[16:01] guest-5209 changed nickname to ponytailfag

[16:01] therealcope2: U HATERZ MAD I GOT ME SUM BATHIN APEZZ

[16:01] twinky: STANS PONYTAIL IS FABULOUS

[16:01] oeht: STAN SAID HIS HAIR IS NOW IN A BUN

[16:01] ponytailfag: hey wutzup itz stan lol wu tang

[16:01] twinky: IT LOOKS LIKE A HAND ROLLLED SUPERDOOBIE

[16:01] MOTHERFUCKER: lol @ ponytail fag

[16:01] g00gle0ner: IVE GOT TONS OF IT

[16:01] oeht: STAN GOT GLITTER IN HIS HAIR AND HIGHLIGHTS

[16:02] MOTHERFUCKER: why's it do that like a link?

[16:02] GEEZY: HE HAD ON A TRENCHCOAT WITH NOTHIN UNDERNEATH AND HIS PONYTAIL HAD GLITTER IN IT

[16:02] twinky: STAN GOT ONE BIG TITTY AND ON LITTLE TITTY

[16:02] swiggy: hightlights FTW

[16:02] fiver: HAHA

[16:02] TINYCHAT: WHO GIVES A FUCK THAT MJ IS DEAD

[16:02] ponytailfag: hai guyz wanna meet up IRL lol jk I'm too much of a fag wit a pony tail

[16:02] oeht: STAIN GOT A STRAND OF HAIR HANGING OFF THE FRONT LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON

[16:02] g00gle0ner: RIP BILLY MAYS

[16:02] ilock5472169: @gayponytail

[16:02] swiggy: hahahaha

[16:02] g00gle0ner: DEAD LINK

[16:02] therealcope2: BILLY MAYS IS DEAD?

[16:02] g00gle0ner: GO OPEN THE DELI AND FUCK UP

[16:03] ponytailfag: bill mays is dead but stan is still a fag with a pony tail

[16:03] twinky: STAN GOTTA PINKY RING HE WON OFFA ICEBERG SLIM WITH A HOT HAND IN A DICE GAME

[16:03] GEEZY: NAHH BUT THIS NIGGA BRUSHES HIS PONYTAIL 100 TIMES A DAY WITH A GOLDEN BRUSH

[16:03] oeht: THAT NIGGA STAN LOOK LIKE A WHITE AL SHARPTON WITH A VOICE LIKE WOODIE ALLEN

[16:03] fiver: STAN HAS A LOCKET AROUND HIS NECK WITH HAIR CLIPPINGS FROM KRS1

[16:03] GEEZY: "MY LITTLE PONY-TAIL"

[16:03] g00gle0ner: HAHAHHA

[16:03] therealcope2: LOL

[16:03] swiggy: hahahah

[16:03] swiggy: win

[16:03] ponytailfag: golden brush FTW

[16:03] ilock5472169: i dont think ive ever met a dude wtih a pony tail that wasn't a faggot

[16:03] twinky: STANS BUTTHOLE IS DIAMOND ENCRUSTED

[16:03] swiggy: hahahahaha

[16:03] swiggy: WIN

[16:03] fiver: HAH

[16:03] oeht: PEOPLE WITH PONYTAILS ARE EITHER HOMOSEXUALS, OR STRUGGLING ROCK MUSICIANS OVER 35

[16:03] therealcope2 changed nickname to angelhair

[16:03] GEEZY: PONY TAILS ARE JUST ANOTHER WAY OF TELLING THE WORLD, "IM A VIRGIN, WHO MASTURBATES TOO MUCH"

[16:03] ilock5472169: hahah yeah

[16:03] angelhair: AY ITS VINNY

[16:03] twinky: STAN IS A STRUGGLING LUCHADORE WRESTLERS

[16:04] swiggy: hahahah

[16:04] twinky: HENSE THE PONYTAIL

[16:04] ponytailfag: ponytail=virgin fag

[16:04] fiver: IS THERE SUCH THING AS "MASTERATING TOO MUCH"?

[16:04] ilock5472169: his boyfriends be pulling on his pony tail

[16:04] oeht: OH YEAH AND A LOT OF STRUGGLING ARTFAGS HAVE PONYTAILS

[16:04] oeht: AND WEAR DIRTY CLOTHES

[16:04] g00gle0ner changed nickname to swordizzle

[16:04] ponytailfag: stan wears hiphop

[16:04] GEEZY: SUP WON TON SOUP

[16:04] ms14: swigggy swagggy swag

[16:04] ponytailfag: just hiphop

[16:04] ponytailfag: nothing else

[16:04] angelhair: PONYTAILS BE MAD GAY IN PRISON

[16:04] swiggy: my ponytail is the essance of hip hop

[16:04] GEEZY: I SEEN THIS NIGGA IN A BABY BLUE VELUER TACKSUIT WITH A BLUETOOTH ON TALKIN SHIT TO AYEBEE

[16:04] swordizzle: PONYTAILS WITH A KRS-ONE DREAD SEWN IN = THE 23RD ELEMENT OF SKIP HOP

[16:05] oeht: NIGGA A WHITE GUY WITH A PONYTAIL WITH BUCKSHOT NAPS UNDERNEATH

[16:05] swiggy: hahahahaha

[16:05] oeht: HE GOT HAIR LIKE BLACK WOMEN

[16:05] fiver: STANS PONY TAIL HAS BEEN CERTIFIED BY DIDDY

[16:05] angelhair changed nickname to mjscasket

[16:05] fiver: AS 100% HIP-HOP

[16:05] swiggy: hahahahaha

[16:05] twinky: STAN WEARS BEDAZZLED TRIBAL PANTS

[16:05] oeht: LOL

[16:05] swordizzle: DIDNT EMCEE JIN HAVE A CHINKTAIL?

[16:05] swiggy: oh lord

[16:05] twinky: I HAS HIPSTER RAT TAIL

[16:05] swordizzle: HAHAHAHAHA

[16:06] mjscasket: GROSS HAHA

[16:06] twinky: MAD IRONIC

[16:06] swordizzle: I CAN HAS PONYTAYL?

[16:06] swiggy: no

[16:06] twinky: FISH NET LEGGINGS

[16:06] GEEZY: DONT SAY CHINK, SOUP IS HERE, HE THINKS HE CHINESE.

[16:06] swordizzle: OKEH

[16:06] oeht: STAN CAN'T WEAR FITTED HATS. HE GOTTA WEAR THE ADJUSTBALE STRAP HATS WITH HIS PONYTAIL IN THE MIDDLE LIKE GIRLS

[16:06] ponytailfag: STANS PONY TAIL WAS RECENTLY SHORTENED AND DONATED TO THE KIDS WITH CANCER FUND, BUT HE STILL HOLDS THE WORLDS RECORD FOR LONGEST, GAYEST PONY TAIL IN CANADA

[16:06] oeht: LOL

[16:06] twinky: STAN GOT A GUCCI SUIT HE ONLY WEARS WHEN WATCHING MAKAVELI MOVIES

[16:06] mjscasket changed nickname to manutebolman

[16:06] swiggy: hahahahah

[16:06] swiggy: hahahahahahah

[16:06] swordizzle: MJS CASKET AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

[16:06] fiver: STAN WEARS BIKE SHORTS, A LOW CUT FISHNET WIFEBEATER AND ROLLERBLADES THROUGH CENTRAL PARK SINGING "STAND BY YOUR MAN"

[16:06] swiggy: twinky witht the win

[16:06] swordizzle: NIZE

[16:07] ms14: hahaha cool name

[16:07] manutebolman changed nickname to justkidding

[16:07] twinky: I HEARD THEO WAS GIVIN THE EULOGY AT MJS THING

[16:07] swordizzle: HAHAHAHA

[16:07] oeht: I DID

[16:07] twinky: AND ASKED TITO "YOU MAD?"

[16:07] ms14: theo how was the funeral

[16:07] swordizzle changed nickname to janetscunt

[16:07] oeht: I JUST CAME BACK FROM STAPLES CENTER

[16:07] ponytailfag: HAI MANUTEBOLMAN

[16:07] guest-5287 entered the room

[16:07] guest-5287 changed nickname to TINYCHAT

[16:07] oeht: IT WAS A MEMORIAL SERVICE

[16:07] fiver: WERE YOU ACTUALLY THERE?

[16:07] twinky: TITO WAS MAD

[16:07] twinky: TITO WAS MAD

[16:07] twinky: TITO WAS MAD

[16:07] janetscunt: I WAS THERE

[16:07] twinky: TITO WAS MAD

[16:07] oeht: TITO HAS ALWAYS BEEN MAD

[16:07] justkidding: SOMEONE SHOULD FLEW A PLANE INTO THAT PLACE

[16:07] GEEZY: THEO SHWOED UP TO THE SERVICE IN A SUGE KNIGHT BLAZER AND SOME CROCIDILE SHOES

[16:07] janetscunt: I WAS RIGHT UNDER JANETS DRESS

[16:07] twinky: TITO MAD A GAY PORN ONCE

[16:07] oeht: LOL

[16:07] GEEZY: TALKING BOUT" WHERE THE PARTY AT YALL?"

[16:08] twinky: TO SUPPORT HIS HABITS

[16:08] justkidding: FLIP CAR

[16:08] fiver: THEO TURNED UP TO THE MEMORIAL WITH A WHITE GLOVE AND TAP DANCING SHOES

[16:08] oeht: I SEEN DAO AT THE MJ MEMORIAL SERVICE

[16:08] janetscunt changed nickname to stevemcnair1

[16:08] ponytailfag: FLIP JEEP

[16:08] fiver: JEEP FAIL.

[16:08] oeht: DAO WENT TO THE MEMORIAL SERVICE IN JNCO JEANS AND TEARS IN HIS EYES

[16:09] ponytailfag changed nickname to manuteeeeeee

[16:09] fiver: DAO WENT TO THE MEMORIAL IN A CHEESESTEAK BATMAT CAR

[16:09] ms14: i'm drinking from a bottle that has a marble in it

[16:09] GEEZY: NAHH BUT THIS NIGGA STAN JHERI CURLED HIS PONY TAIL IN REMEMBERENCE OF MJ

[16:09] fiver: BATMAN

[16:09] oeht: LOL

[16:09] justkidding changed nickname to hates

[16:09] GEEZY: JUST HIS PONY TAIL

[16:09] fiver: HAH

[16:09] manuteeeeeee: STAN DIPS THE TIP OF HIS TAIL IN THE GREASE PIT WHILE HE FLIPS BURGERS AT HIS CAREER JOB

[16:09] ms14: GROWING UP, STAN PLAYED WITH MYLITTLEPONY AND TO MAKE HIS DREAMS COME TRUE, HE GREW A PONYTAIL

[16:09] fiver: HAHA

[16:09] stevemcnair1 changed nickname to krs_onedread

[16:10] hates: LOL

[16:10] oeht: THIS NIGGA STAN PONYTAIL LOOK LIKE RAPUNZEL

[16:10] krs_onedread: HEY GUYS

[16:10] TINYCHAT: fuck you

[16:10] krs_onedread: COULD SOMEBODY SNIP ME OFF STANS HEAD

[16:10] fiver: HE IS HANGING IT OUT HIS WINDOW WAITING FOR THE PRINCE

[16:10] twinky: STANS PONYTAIL GOT TITTIES

[16:10] TINYCHAT: FUCK OUTTA HERE

[16:10] manuteeeeeee: STAN ALWAYS WANTED MUTTON CHOPS BUT REALIZED HE HAS NO FACIAL HAIR CAUSE HES ACTUALLY A FEMALE SO HE GREW A PONY TAIL INSTEAD

[16:10] guest-5308 entered the room

[16:10] GEEZY: NAHH THIS NIGGA LIKES TO PULL HIS PONY TAIL WHILE HES FINGERING HIS ASS

[16:10] hates changed nickname to treetrunkdik

[16:10] GEEZY: NH

[16:10] TINYCHAT: FUCK YOU

[16:10] ms14: STAN LETS GO HIS PONYTAIL TO ALLOW HIS BOYFRIEND TO COME UP TO HIS APARTMENT AT NIGHT

[16:10] krs_onedread: HAHAHAHAHAHA TREE TRUNK

[16:10] treetrunkdik: LUL

[16:10] swiggy: ms

[16:10] manuteeeeeee: STAN HAS SEX WITH MEN MISSIONARY POSITION

[16:10] TINYCHAT: RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL LET DOWN YOUR KRING

[16:10] fiver: STAN USES HIS PONYTAIL TO DRY HIS ASS AFTER A SHOWER.

[16:10] swiggy: win

[16:10] TINYCHAT: *KINK

[16:10] GEEZY: NIGGA NAMED HIS PONY TAILL JAZZZE BELLE

[16:11] TINYCHAT: **KRINK

[16:11] treetrunkdik: GROSS

[16:11] swiggy: lol

[16:11] swiggy: oh god

[16:11] ms14: yes i know

[16:11] krs_onedread: KRISMAS WITH THE KRINKZ

[16:11] treetrunkdik changed nickname to tail51

[16:11] manuteeeeeee: STAN USES KRINK TO KEEP THE OPAQUE LOOK OF HIS GREASY PONY TAIL IN THE SUN

[16:11] oeht: STAN'S IS A GROWN ASS MAN WITH PIGTAILS

[16:11] swiggy: LOL

[16:11] fiver: HAHA

[16:11] swiggy: LOL

[16:11] tail51 changed nickname to krinkpony51

[16:11] krs_onedread: STAN HAS KRINK PUBICS

[16:11] krinkpony51: LOL

[16:11] swiggy: krink and pony tail is win

[16:12] TINYCHAT: STAN HAS THE KRINK RECIPE

[16:12] swiggy: you want

[16:12] swiggy: we got new colors

[16:12] GEEZY: I HEARD IF U MIX ONE OF KRS'S DREADS WITH SOME KRINK, DONDI APPEARS AND GRANTS YOU THREE WISHES

[16:12] krs_onedread: YALL BE SHREDDING THIS NIGGER FOR LIKE 2 HOURS

[16:12] ms14: STAN'S PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A PUERTO RICAN JHERI CURL

[16:12] GEEZY: TRUE STORY I WAS THERE

[16:12] krs_onedread: LEAVE HIM ALONE

[16:12] oeht: LOL

[16:12] manuteeeeeee: STAN HAS TWO TAILS ON HIS HEAD FOR THE TWO HAIRLESS BALLS BETWEEN HIS LEGS

[16:12] TINYCHAT: U MAD

[16:12] swiggy: jjajaja

[16:12] krs_onedread: HAHAHAHA

[16:12] fiver: MANUTE BE MAD

[16:12] swiggy: manute fail

[16:12] GEEZY: THIS NIGGA ROCKS TWO PONY TAILS WHEN HE GO TO THE CLUB

[16:12] swiggy: u can do better

[16:12] oeht: DID ANYONE SEE JERMAINE JACKSON'S FADE? GOOD LORD.

[16:12] krs_onedread: STAN HAS WEED HIDDEN IN HIS KIDROCK TAIL

[16:13] manuteeeeeee: STAN GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND HIS PONY TAIL AINT ONE

[16:13] krs_onedread: HAHAHHA

[16:13] swiggy: win

[16:13] ms14: STAN TRIED OUT TO BE IN A PANTINE PRO-V COMMERCIAL JUST TO SHOW OFF TO THE WORLD HOW LONG HIS PONYTAIL IS

[16:13] oeht: JERMAINE STYLED THAT SHIT WITH CRISCO, AFRO SHEEN, JHERI CURL JUICE, AND SPRAYPAINT

[16:13] swiggy: lol

[16:13] swiggy: oh god

[16:13] swiggy: this is killinh me

[16:13] oeht: JERMAINE JACKSON THE ONLY NIGGA IN AMERICA THAT PERMS A FLATTOP

[16:13] GEEZY: THIS NIGGA SLEEPS IN A HYPERBARIC CHAMBER TO PRESERVE HIS PONYTAIL

[16:13] krinkpony51 changed nickname to mircodick

[16:13] krs_onedread: STAN WIPES HIS ASS WITH HIS PONYTAIL AFTER EATING TACO BELL

[16:13] manuteeeeeee: haha microdick

[16:14] ms14: HAHAHA

[16:14] ms14: THAT MADE ME CHOKE

[16:14] ms14: HAHAHA

[16:14] krs_onedread: MICROWENIS

[16:14] krs_onedread: HOWS IT HANGIN PLAYER

[16:14] swiggy: girls be jelly of my ponytail

[16:14] GEEZY: THIS NIGGA GOT HIS ASS WHOOPED BY DAO FOR TRYING TO ORDER A CHEESESTEAK IN CANADA

[16:14] swiggy: real talk

[16:14] oeht: LOL

[16:14] swiggy: hahaha

[16:14] GEEZY: NIGGGA U REALLY GOT A PONY TAIL?

[16:14] swiggy: where is dao

[16:14] manuteeeeeee: YES

[16:14] swiggy: is he still in the other room

[16:14] GEEZY: THAT SHIT DONT EVEN SOUND MANY

[16:15] manuteeeeeee: LOL

[16:15] GEEZY: MANLY

[16:15] swiggy: refuses to leave

[16:15] GEEZY: NH

[16:15] krs_onedread: HES STILL CHILLIN ALL LONELY AND SHIT

[16:15] krs_onedread: MOPEING

[16:15] manuteeeeeee: HAHA DAO WANTS TO BE MOD

[16:15] GEEZY: HE WANTS TO BE THE MOD

[16:15] swiggy: hahahaha

[16:15] GEEZY: HAHAH YEAH

[16:15] oeht: CHEESESTEAKS IN CANADA BE MADE OF BISON BEEF, CROISSANTS, AND FETA CHEESE

[16:15] krs_onedread: TAKE TWO SADVIL AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

[16:15] swiggy: he was so exited

[16:15] oeht: SERVED WITH POUTINE

[16:15] fiver: god save us all if he becomes mod

[16:15] mircodick changed nickname to hates

[16:15] fiver: HAHA THEO

[16:15] swiggy: that would be good theo

[16:15] GEEZY: THIS NIGGA TALKIN TO GOD ABOUT THE INTERNET

[16:15] swiggy: foreal

[16:16] fiver: CHEESETEAKS IN CANADA BE MADE OF FROG LEGS AND SNOW.

[16:16] krs_onedread changed nickname to swrdfshmtlf

[16:16] swiggy: booo

[16:16] oeht: LOL

[16:16] ms14: EVERYTIME STAN MAKES POUTINE FOR HIS BOYFRIEND THERE IS ALWAYS A FOOT LONG STRAND FOUND IN IT

[16:16] swrdfshmtlf: STAN .....

[16:16] swrdfshmtlf: DO YOU WEAR A KANGOL ON TOP OF THAT TAIL?

[16:16] swiggy: yes

[16:16] swiggy: nah b

[16:16] manuteeeeeee: STAN IS NEVER GONNA CUT HIS HAIR CAUSE HE DOESNT WANNA SHOW WE GOT THE BEST OFHIM

[16:16] swiggy: its long today

[16:16] swiggy: no ponytail

[16:16] manuteeeeeee: SO THE PONY TAIL JOKES WILL GO ON FOREVER

[16:16] swiggy: :(

[16:16] fiver: HOW LONG IS IT?

[16:16] fiver: LUCIOUS LOCKS

[16:16] swiggy: my shoulder

[16:17] swrdfshmtlf: OMG

[16:17] GEEZY: PAWS

[16:17] manuteeeeeee: HE SAID HES TRYIN TO GROW IT TO HIS BUTT

[16:17] GEEZY: NIGGA U GAAAAAAY

[16:17] swiggy: hahaha

[16:17] fiver: SO HE CAN USE IT AS A SNUGGLE

[16:17] swiggy: lol

[16:17] swiggy: hahahahahahah

[16:17] swiggy: lol

[16:17] oeht: THIS NIGGA'S PONYTAIL IS A DIFFERENT COLOR FROM THE REST OF HIS HAIR

[16:17] ms14: swiggy is stan?

[16:17] swrdfshmtlf: THIS NIGGA TRIED TO HANG HIMSELF WITH HIS PONYTAIL

[16:17] swiggy: yes

[16:17] swiggy: FUCK MS

[16:17] swrdfshmtlf: AND FAILED

[16:17] GEEZY: MIGHT AS WELL BE A HANDLE FOR WHEN NIGGAS SNUFF YOU

[16:17] swiggy: u slow ass niga

[16:17] GEEZY: NH

[16:17] ms14: i kinda got the clue

[16:17] oeht: NIGGA GOT A GRAY PONYTAIL WITH JETBLACK HAIR

[16:17] ms14: but i got acarried away with the ponytail jokes

[16:18] swrdfshmtlf: ITS ALL GOOD.

[16:18] fiver: NIGGA GOT A PINK PONYTAIL WITH BUTTERFLY CLIPS IN IT

[16:18] swiggy: i got a native indian ponytail with a canadian tux

[16:18] swrdfshmtlf: KEEP THEM CMING

[16:18] swiggy: yes

[16:18] ms14: i'll be back with more i gotta finish my lunch

[16:18] swiggy: they are win

[16:18] fiver: STAN HAS A PAIR OF NIKES FOR HIS PONYTALE

[16:18] swrdfshmtlf: THIS NIGGA TRIES TO HIDE HIS TAIL IN A TURTLENECK AT AA MEETINGS

[16:18] swiggy: hahahahahahaha

[16:18] swiggy: lol

[16:18] swiggy: hahahahahaha

[16:18] oeht: LOL

[16:18] ms14: LOL

[16:18] swiggy: fuck man, i want to participate

[16:19] swiggy: but you guys are killing it

[16:19] twinky: MOMS IS TRYING TO GET ME TO GET A PEDICURE WITH HER

[16:19] ms14: you should hear me laughing right now ahaha

[16:19] twinky: WTF

[16:19] fiver: STAN HAS A SEPERATE HAIR DRESSER FOR THE PONYTAIL.

[16:19] swrdfshmtlf: HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

[16:19] swiggy: lool

[16:19] fiver: THEY ARE 12 BLOCK APART

[16:19] swrdfshmtlf: HAHHAA

[16:19] manuteeeeeee: LOL

[16:19] fiver: BLOCKS

[16:19] manuteeeeeee: OH MAN

[16:19] ms14: LOLOLOL

[16:19] swiggy: i got fifferent color elasticks to match my nikes

[16:19] oeht: NIGGA DUCTTAPES HIS PONYTAIL TO HIS NECK ON WINDY DAYS

[16:19] fiver: HAHA

[16:19] swrdfshmtlf: HAHAAH

[16:20] twinky: NIGGA WEAR JORDACHE RUNNIN SHOES TO QUINCENIERAS

[16:20] ms14: BACK IN THE DAY STAN HAD RAINBOW HIGHLIGHTS AND A COONTAIL TO MATCH HIS OUTFITS

[16:20] swrdfshmtlf: THIS NIGGA HAS TO KEEP IT UP INSIDE OF A TOP HAT IN THE KITCHEN AT BURGERKING

[16:20] fiver: HAHA

[16:20] manuteeeeeee: STAN IS SO INSECURE ABOUT THE LENGTH OF HIS PONY TAIL HE ADDS HAIR EXTENTIONS TO IT

[16:20] fiver: HAHA

[16:20] swiggy: princes lea status ponytail

[16:20] ms14: HAHAHAHA

[16:20] swrdfshmtlf: DUDE...

[16:20] swiggy: lol

[16:21] swrdfshmtlf: YOU BETTER CUT THIS SHIT ... SOON

[16:21] ms14: STAN IS SO WORRIED ABOUT HIS PONYTAIL HE BOUGHT INSURANCE FOR IT

[16:21] Spitfire: YO IM BACK

[16:21] Spitfire: CHICKEN ON THE GRILL

[16:21] swrdfshmtlf: NIGGAS WILL CLOWN YOU FOR AS LONG AS YOUR PONYTAIL

[16:21] Spitfire: I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE DIRTY NIGGERS

[16:21] Spitfire: AND DIRTY NIGGERS LOVE CHICKEN

[16:21] swiggy: dude its only you guys

[16:21] fiver: STAN LIKES TO SIT ON HIS FRONT PORCH IN A ROCKING CHAIR SINGING TO HIS PONTAIL

[16:21] swiggy: my ponytail got love in my city

[16:21] oeht: KOBE WAS AT THE MEMORIAL

[16:21] swrdfshmtlf: THIS NIGGAS HAIR SLEEPS IN A DIFFERENT CITY

[16:21] oeht: WHAT YOU NIGGERS KNOW ABOUT KOBE

[16:22] fiver: Lebron

[16:22] swiggy: jackson had a ponytail

[16:22] manuteeeeeee: STAN GOTTA BUY TICKETS FOR 2 EVERY WHERE HE GOES

[16:22] swiggy: sos did prince

[16:22] swrdfshmtlf: YEAH

[16:22] swrdfshmtlf: TRU

[16:22] oeht: JACKSON LOOKED LIKE A LATINA WOMAN

[16:22] swiggy: hahahahaha

[16:22] swiggy: on emth

[16:22] swiggy: meth

[16:22] Spitfire: PRINCE LOOKS LIKE JACKSON

[16:22] fiver: STAN PUTS HIS PONY TAIL IN THE OVERHEAD LUGGAGE COMPARTMENT ON THE PLANE.

[16:22] oeht: LOL

[16:22] oeht: HE DOES

[16:22] swiggy: yeah

[16:22] manuteeeeeee: STAN HIDES HIS MARKERS IN HIS PONY TAIL WHEN HE BOMBZ

[16:22] swrdfshmtlf: HAHHAHHAHAHAHAA

[16:22] hates: WIN

[16:23] swiggy: i get a separate scanner at the airport for my ponytail

[16:23] hates: JEW MAD

[16:23] fiver: STANS PONYTAIL IS ALOUD TO SIT UP FRONT WITH THE DRIVER ON THE BUS

[16:23] ms14: STAN LOVES HIS PONYTAIL SO MUCH HE CHOSE "CHANGE OF HEART" FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND AND DECIDED TO DATE HIS PONYTAIL

[16:23] Spitfire: PULLED HIS PONYTAIL TO THE SIDE FOR QUESTIONING.

[16:23] Spitfire: LOOKIN MAD SUS

[16:23] swrdfshmtlf: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[16:23] manuteeeeeee: LOL MS

[16:23] swiggy: MS

[16:23] swiggy: yes

[16:23] swiggy: lol

[16:23] ms14: HAHA

[16:23] swrdfshmtlf: DUDE WIN

[16:23] swiggy: fuck i got to go meet the mayor of the city tomorrow morining

[16:23] swiggy: but this is too much

[16:23] swrdfshmtlf: EVERYBODY CAME THROUGH TONITE

[16:24] ms14: DONT SEDUCE HIM WITH YOUR PONYTAIL

[16:24] swrdfshmtlf: HAHAHAHA

[16:24] swiggy: my ponytail is getting the key to the city

[16:24] swiggy: real talk

[16:24] swrdfshmtlf: NIZE

[16:24] hates: GO LET YOUR HAIR DOWN AND BLOW YOUR DEAD FATHER

[16:24] manuteeeeeee: HAHAHA

[16:24] swrdfshmtlf: YOURE PONYTAILS HANDS ARE TOO BIG TO HOLD THE KEY TO THE CITY

[16:25] ms14: YOUR PONYTAILS STRANDS ARE TOO THIN AND SILKY TO HOLD A KEY

[16:25] oeht: STAN GOT AN AFROPICK IN HIS PONYTAIL

[16:25] fiver: HAHA

[16:25] swiggy: lol

[16:25] swiggy: hahahahah

[16:25] swiggy: theo

[16:25] swiggy: thats not a bad idea

[16:25] fiver: STANS PONYTAIL HAS IT'S OWN MAILING ADDRESS

[16:25] swrdfshmtlf: STAN HAS A CURLING IRON HANGING OUT OF HIS PONYTAIL

[16:25] swiggy: boo

[16:25] swiggy: fail

[16:25] swiggy: stan decorates his ponytail for x mas

[16:25] fiver: HAH

[16:26] swrdfshmtlf: WITH GLITTER

[16:26] swiggy: lol

[16:26] swrdfshmtlf: AND KRINK

[16:26] oeht: HANGING ORNAMENTS FROM IT

[16:26] swiggy: lol

[16:26] swiggy: hhaahahahah

[16:26] fiver: A STAR AT THE TOP

[16:26] swiggy: that would be win

[16:26] hates: STAN GETS HIS PONYTAIL PULLED BY MEN

[16:26] manuteeeeeee: STAN LOST 3 HOUSE KEYS IN HIS PONYTAIL SO FAR

[16:26] ms14: STAN GOT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS FROM LAST DECEMBER STILL CHILLIN IN HIS PONYTAIL

[16:26] swiggy: fail

[16:26] oeht: LOL

[16:26] swrdfshmtlf: STAN GOT PULLED OVER AND THE COP ASKED THE PONYTAIL FOR LISCENSE AND REGISTRATION

[16:26] swiggy: stans ponytail holds the missing link to evolution

[16:26] manuteeeeeee: AND 4 MOPS

[16:26] oeht: LOL

[16:26] ms14: HAHAHAHA SWORD

[16:27] swiggy: this is gold

[16:27] swrdfshmtlf: SOMEBODY COPY THIS SHIT AND SAVE IT

[16:27] fiver: STANS PONYTAIL IS THE SECRET INGREDIENT IN AN AUTHENTIC PHILLY CHEESESTEAK

[16:27] manuteeeeeee: IS HIS PONY TAIL DIRT BLONDE?

[16:27] swiggy: stans ponytail is the reason for the israelo-palestinian conflict

[16:27] manuteeeeeee: IT WOULD MAKE HTIS SO MUCH BETTER/GROSS

[16:27] fiver: HAH

[16:27] twinky: HAY WHEN YALL WAKE UP IN THE MORNIGN STAN HAS TO TURN IN PONYTAIL ON AND SAY WASSUP EH

[16:28] swiggy: fail

[16:28] oeht: I'VE NEVER MET ONE MAN WITH A PONYTAIL THAT I THOUGHT WAS A MASCULINE FIGURE THAT YOUNG BOYS COULD LOOK UP TO AND ASPIRE TO BE LIKE

[16:28] manuteeeeeee: HA

[16:28] swrdfshmtlf: STANS PONYTAIL GROWS ORGANIC PRODUCE

[16:28] ms14: STAN USES MANE&TAIL SHAMPOO JUST SO HE COULD GET THE FULL EFFECT OF HAVING A HORSE TAIL

[16:28] fiver: STANS PONYTAIL HAS ITS OWN NIGHT LIGHT BECAUSE IT'S SCARED OF THE DARK

[16:28] swiggy: stants ponytail is mad

[16:28] swrdfshmtlf: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[16:28] ms14: STANT?

[16:28] swrdfshmtlf: GAMEOVER

[16:28] oeht: HE VISIBLY UPSET

[16:28] swrdfshmtlf: IF YOU MAD CUT THAT SHIT OFF

[16:28] twinky: STANS PONYTAIL WRITES FOR BOXSTARZ

[16:28] swrdfshmtlf: IF IT GETS YOU PUSSY .... FUCK THESE NIGGAS

[16:28] fiver: STANS PONYTAIL IS SO UPSET IT IS BALDING.

[16:28] oeht: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PONYTAIL GET PUSSY

[16:28] twinky: STANS PONYTAIL HAS A JTV ACCOUNT

[16:29] swrdfshmtlf: ME NITHER

[16:29] swiggy: stans ponytail goes on a coke binge and starts a thread about killing itself for attention

[16:29] oeht: PONYTAILS EMIT THEIR OWN HOMOSEXUAL HORMONES

[16:29] fiver: HAHAH

[16:29] ms14: STAN YOU CANT MAKE JOKES ABOUT YOURSELF

[16:29] twinky: STANS PONYTAIL GETS BUSTED BY FOX 12

[16:29] oeht: AND MAKES THE POSSESSES EXTRAORDINARILY GAY

[16:29] swiggy: damn it

[16:29] swrdfshmtlf: BUT WHO KNOWS SOME PECKERWOOD IN WITCHITA PROBABLY PICKED UP A BARWHORE WITH A PONYTAIL

[16:29] oeht: POSSESSER*

[16:29] twinky: STANS PONYTAIL GOES TO DIVEBARS AND GET FUPA

[16:29] fiver: STANS PONYTAIL DOES A PIECE WITH REDHIGHLIGHTS

[16:29] twinky: STNS PONYTAIL IS RED HIGHLIGHTS

[16:30] swiggy: i use my ponytail as a fishing rod when i get lost in teh woodz

[16:30] twinky: FAIL

[16:30] swrdfshmtlf: STANS PONY TAIL SWIMS IN THE DEEP END WHILE STAN GETS A LAWNCHAIR TAN

[16:30] swiggy: fail indeed

[16:30] swiggy: lol

[16:30] twinky: STANS PONYTAIL IS THE KEY INGREDIENT IN KRINK LITE

[16:30] swrdfshmtlf: VICE VERSA

[16:30] swiggy: krink k 40

[16:30] manuteeeeeee: STAN TALKS TO HIS PONY TAIL USING CB RADIO

[16:30] swrdfshmtlf: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[16:30] swiggy: lol

[16:30] swiggy: hahahahaha

[16:31] twinky: STANS PONY TAIL FIBERS WERE IN MY KRINK STEEL TIP MARKER

[16:31] twinky: MAXIMUM TAGABLILITY

[16:31] swiggy: see if AB had a ponytail, he would have all this attention and not have to resort to getting busted on tv.

[16:31] twinky: LOL

[16:31] swrdfshmtlf: ONE NIGHT STANS PONYTAIL GOT DRUNK AND CAME HOME AND BEAT HIM

[16:31] fiver: STANS PONYTAIL IS ROK1T

[16:31] twinky: COPE DROPPED AB FROM KD AFTER SEEING THAT TV MANIFESTO ON FOX 12

[16:31] swiggy: hahahahahaha

[16:31] swiggy: lol

[16:32] swrdfshmtlf: AIGHT FOLKS

[16:32] swrdfshmtlf: IM OUT

[16:32] manuteeeeeee: STAN GOT BUSTED TRYING TO SMUGGLE HIS PONYTAIL INTO THE US

[16:32] twinky: ?

[16:32] swiggy: this was better than the krink session

[16:32] twinky: PEACE DAWG

[16:32] swiggy: LOL

[16:32] swiggy: hahaha

[16:32] swrdfshmtlf: STAND KEEP YA HEAD UP AS THE PONYTAIL SLAYINGS CONTINUE

[16:32] swiggy: one swordfish

[16:32] fiver: PEACE

[16:32] swrdfshmtlf: REMEMBER IF IT GETS YOU PUSSY ONE DAY ... ALL THESE NIGGAS ARE DEAD WRONG

[16:32] ms14: later swrd

[16:32] swrdfshmtlf: ONE.

[16:32] twinky: HAVE YOU EVER EVEN HAD SWORDFISH MEATLOAF BEFORE?

[16:32] swiggy: dude

[16:32] swiggy: it gets me mad pussy

[16:32] manuteeeeeee: U GONNA BLOW HIM BEFORE U LEAVE?

[16:32] swiggy: not even a joke

[16:33] swiggy: manute

[16:33] twinky: MANUTE = COLD G

[16:33] swiggy: you are ab bitch

[16:33] twinky: ABLOUNGE

[16:33] twinky: FOR ABS LIKE THIS GET ABLOUNGE

[16:33] twinky: ONLY LKNGFWKNEWQ

[16:33] manuteeeeeee: IDK HOW MUCH MORE STAN CAN TAKE OF THIS

[16:33] twinky: DRINKING SEMEN MAKES YOU FAT

[16:33] guest-5593 entered the room

[16:34] ms14: stan loves the attention

[16:34] manuteeeeeee: YOU KNOW HES MAD INSIDE THOUGH

[16:34] swiggy: not really

[16:34] twinky: STAN LOVES HEAD AND SHOULDERS

[16:34] swiggy: i think its funy

[16:34] ms14: stan dont lie

[16:34] swiggy: nah

[16:34] ms14: you know you love the attention haha

[16:34] manuteeeeeee: HES LIKE GOD DAMN THE INTERNET

[16:34] swiggy: i get pletny attention IRL

[16:34] twinky: FROM DOODS

[16:34] swiggy: this is late night lolz

[16:34] guest-5593 changed nickname to boris

[16:34] twinky: BORIS

[16:34] twinky: FAKEE BORIS

[16:34] boris: MY NIGGERS

[16:34] twinky: :D

[16:34] boris: REAL BORIS NIGGER

[16:34] ms14: nah thats the real boris

[16:34] manuteeeeeee: YO BORIS U MISSED THE SLAYING

[16:34] twinky: BORIS

[16:35] twinky: MAD PINK SKINS GOT SLAYED

[16:35] boris: GOT GOT SLAYED?

[16:35] ms14: boris could say him in a second

[16:35] twinky: AB GOT BUSTED ON FOX

[16:35] ms14: slay

[16:35] swiggy: lol

[16:35] boris: WHO?????

[16:35] manuteeeeeee: STANS PONY TAIL JOKES NOW!

[16:35] ms14: i cant fucking type !

[16:35] boris: STAN GOT ROASTED?

[16:35] swiggy: yes

[16:35] swiggy: ponytail jokes for daus

[16:35] swiggy: days

[16:36] boris: HE GOT MAD?

[16:36] fiver: STAN IS GOING TO TAKE HIS PONYTAIL OUT FOR PIZZA AND A MOVIE TONIGHT.

[16:36] swiggy: lol

[16:36] manuteeeeeee: STAN KEEPS HIS PONY TAIL IN A PINK SCRUNCHY

[16:36] swiggy: no he got amused

[16:36] boris: I NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW GROWN MEN WALK AROUND WITH A BUN

[16:36] boris: FAGGOT SHIT

[16:36] ms14: WHEN STAN GOES TO BED HE SAYS A PRAYER TO HIS PONYTAIL AND PUTS IT UP IN A BUN

[16:36] boris: WHAT?

[16:36] swiggy: fail

[16:37] ms14: i know

[16:37] ms14: haha

[16:37] swiggy: u can do better

[16:37] ms14: womp

[16:37] manuteeeeeee: STAN ALWAYS ENDS UP LEAVING HIS HAIR CLIPS AT HIS BOYS HOUSE AND THEIR GIRL FRIENDS ACCUSE THEM OF CHEATING

[16:37] ms14: hahahaahaha

[16:37] swiggy: lol

[16:37] swiggy: hahahaha

[16:37] swiggy: win

[16:37] swiggy: fuck

[16:37] boris: http://malachiarts.com/~zoot/hair-gal/.slide_05-ponytail.jpg

[16:37] swiggy: i gtg

[16:37] boris: FAGGOT SHOT

[16:37] boris: SHIT

[16:37] boris: SHOT

[16:37] ms14: shot

[16:37] fiver: STAN LIKES TO WEAR HIS HAIR DOWN AND TRY ON HIS MOMS HEELS.

[16:37] ms14: lol

[16:38] swiggy: lol

[16:38] swiggy: hahaha

[16:38] guest-5641 entered the room

[16:38] swiggy: aight im out

[16:38] guest-5641 changed nickname to bizley

[16:38] fiver: PEACE

[16:38] manuteeeeeee: STAN LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO HIS PONYTAIL

[16:38] swiggy: it was a night full of lolz

[16:38] ms14: LOL

[16:38] swiggy: thanks

[16:38] boris: LIKE THIS? http://www.hji.co.uk/hjimages/images/qhs1699/hji/medium/1987-side-ponytail.jpg

[16:38] fiver: TAKE IT EASY STAN

[16:38] ms14: AVOID FRIZZ STAN

[16:38] swiggy: lol

[16:38] swiggy: thanks guys

[16:38] ms14: LATHER RINSE AND REPEAT

[16:38] swiggy: ms

[16:38] Spitfire: THIS CHICKEN SO GOOD I TURNED INTO A SAMMICH

[16:38] Spitfire: BACK UP

[16:39] ms14: later stan

[16:39] fiver: A PRINCE SAMMICH?

[16:39] Spitfire: YES

[16:39] swiggy: dont forget to give me them tips about how to keep my ends from splitting

[16:39] fiver: WOW

[16:39] ms14: you got it

[16:39] swiggy: word

[16:39] swiggy: im out

[16:39] boris: THAT NIGGER SHOULD GET THIS DU RAG http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Wigs/images/chinese_man_pigtale.JPG

[16:39] swiggy: one

[16:39] fiver: WHATS DOES IT TASTE LIKE SPIT

[16:39] fiver: ??

[16:39] Spitfire: HEAVEN

[16:39] fiver: WOW

[16:39] fiver: can i haz some?

[16:39] Spitfire: MIXED WITH THE WATERS OF LAKE MINATONCHA

[16:39] swiggy:

[16:40] fiver: pics of heaven or GTFO

[16:40] manuteeeeeee: ITS FUNNY HOW THAT VIDEO IS YOUR BIG TRUMP CARD

[16:40] manuteeeeeee: HAHA

[16:40] fiver: which one is aybee?

[16:40] fiver: in that vid?

[16:40] manuteeeeeee: YEAH

[16:40] fiver: which one is he? the guy they interview?

[16:40] manuteeeeeee: ...

[16:41] Spitfire: MANUTES THE ONE IN THE BACK OF CRUISER CRYING

[16:41] manuteeeeeee: whodafuck else is in it

[16:41] Spitfire: ME

[16:41] fiver: i dunno, i couldn't hear the sound im at work

[16:41] manuteeeeeee: ayebee is tim white

[16:41] Spitfire: AS THE COP

[16:41] boris: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zrXPIgF6KA

[16:41] fiver: did he get busted because of that?

[16:42] manuteeeeeee: na

[16:42] manuteeeeeee: he had a graffiti record

[16:42] fiver: lucky.

[16:42] manuteeeeeee: so they decided to follow him around

[16:42] fiver: haha

[16:42] manuteeeeeee: then interviewed him

[16:42] fiver: for what purpose?

[16:43] manuteeeeeee: cause they were doing a story on graffiti and needed something to make it look like the city gives a fuck

[16:43] fiver: ahhh i see.

[16:43] fiver: but why him?

[16:43] fiver: im sure it's all explain in the clip but i got no sound.

[16:43] fiver: so you'll have to explain.

[16:43] manuteeeeeee: prolly cause he was on house arrest and easy to follow

[16:43] guest-5710 entered the room

[16:44] guest-5710 changed nickname to hati

[16:44] hati changed nickname to treetrunkdik

[16:44] fiver: and they tracked him trhough 12oz?

[16:44] boris: lol

[16:44] manuteeeeeee: i think stan thinks that video got him arrested for graffiti, and trying to use it against him in some retarded way

[16:44] boris: SECRETIVE WORLD

[16:45] manuteeeeeee: yeah

[16:45] manuteeeeeee: wonk saggin im done answering questions

[16:45] boris: STAN MUST BE THE DBO OF HIS HOOD

[16:45] treetrunkdik: i'm ready to answer questions

[16:45] fiver: fair enough.

[16:46] manuteeeeeee: yeah

[16:46] manuteeeeeee: treetrunk dik knows all

[16:46] treetrunkdik: yessir

[16:46] manuteeeeeee: only if ur a cop tho

[16:46] treetrunkdik: ha true

[16:46] treetrunkdik: stans a cop

[16:46] manuteeeeeee: ayebee=tim white stan=raven

[16:46] treetrunkdik: lol

[16:46] fiver: stan is ROK1T

[16:47] treetrunkdik: five= stans ponytail

[16:47] fiver: i wish

[16:47] Spitfire: He does

[16:47] ms14: five= imported austrailian ingredient used to make stan's ponytail grow longer

[16:48] treetrunkdik: manute = pedo

[16:48] ms14: manute= baby rapist

[16:48] treetrunkdik: true

[16:48] manuteeeeeee: stans pony tail jokes should be a thread

[16:49] manuteeeeeee: what u think?

[16:49] treetrunkdik: maybe

[16:49] manuteeeeeee: is it too personal?

[16:49] manuteeeeeee: na lets keep it underground

[16:49] ms14: no keep it in here

[16:50] boris: NAH DO IT

[16:50] ms14: if you make a thread it will get played out

[16:50] boris: NO IT WONT

[16:50] boris: PONYTAILS GOT PLAYED OUT IN THE 80'S THAT NIGGA STILL GOT ONE

[16:50] ms14: hahaha

[16:51] treetrunkdik: eh

 

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