dowmagik Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 if phantom of the opera is still playing at the venecian, id recommend checking it out (/nh) tropicana has 5$ blackjack tables all my buddies recommend the crazy horse, ive personally never checked it out the mini grand prix family fun center is dope, the go karts are fast as fuck madam tussauds wax museum was a lot cooler than i had imagined I'll be there for memorial day weekend...so far away :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 they have porn on the streets! (bring me back some porn) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Couple more things... The Wynn buffet IMO is the best buffet if you're into buffets. Show up at the end of the lunch menu(pay for lunch), go in and they start serving the dinner menu. Go to Mr. Lucky's in the Hard Rock and ask for the Mr.Lucky $9.99 deal. It's not listed on the menu but its unlimited prime rib! Another cool deal is Slots-o-Fun a hotdog and a bottle of hieneken for $1. Where are you staying? I probably know deals around your hotel. Vegas is great, I've stayed in really nice suites and also had good times in some sketchy hotels. If you're gambling, slot machines and keno are the worst odds, I suggest video poker or blackjack. If you're there a week it can get pretty boring, I suggest renting a car and hitting some sights outside of Vegas. For shopping, I suggest jumping in a cab and hitting the outlet mall first but Caesar forum shops and the fashion show mall got lots. Try to do the strip sewer tour-start at one end of the strip and grab a drink from every casino. When you get to the end cross the street and start coming back. This can be fun with a group, I can remember a few times losing friends half way because they got really drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 they have porn on the streets! (bring me back some porn) It's a bunch of Slappers* handing out glossy ads for room service hoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 slappers* = mexicans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 If you want good food go to the Venetian. They have a real good Italian joint in there and a restaurant from the people who do the Cheesecake Factory. Both are very good food, but somewhat pricey. There is a complete dive bar called the Double Down that I recommend. They sell barf insurance when you go in. Basically if you shoot chunks they will clean it if you bought the insurance. Also because I'm a mega dork check out the Pinball Museum. the zeffirino is dope, i'm not sure if that's the place you are talking about though. http://www.venetian.com/ZEFFIRINO.aspx yeah the slappers are fuckin' awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 DANSEY'S HOBBIES http://www.danseys.com/ is the spot. Perfect indi owned shop with plenty of supplies and kits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 i found out last night that my boyfriend's brother and his friends will be down there during the same time i am for a bachelor party. looks like i'll be hanging out with the dudes, probably won't have to buy the booze, and i'll be stuffing quarters up some strippers butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 i never realized how people stay in las vegas for 1-2 weeks. when i go there, it's like 3 days max... shit gets too hectic and is really not a place i can find myself kickin' it. granted it's like only a 5 hour drive away, shits still too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 nude lake? :huh: want to come with me? i rarely say this --but pics or gtfo!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 i never realized how people stay in las vegas for 1-2 weeks. when i go there, it's like 3 days max... shit gets too hectic and is really not a place i can find myself kickin' it. granted it's like only a 5 hour drive away, shits still too much well, it's all paid for, and i don't let it get too hectic. i'm almost 30 and have been there many times. the excitement of vegas doesn't really exist for me. it's pretty much a bigger version of where i already live. sure i'll be drinking, gamble a little bit, and walk around the casinos, but that's nothing different then what i do now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 same here^ im 21 and have been there a lot and it doesnt get me super excited. when im there sure im in a good mood and shit. but i got a casino 30 mins from my house. and i gamble and shit there when i go on the 15 its all paid for. i just gotta have my own money for gambling and smokes and shit. drinks are even probably ganna be free. hahaha viva las vegas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 last time i was there for work, i ended up going to my co-workers dad's house for some mexican bbq food and sparks. the rest of the time i was drunk in shithole bars dancing with old bums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 slappers* = mexicans i think they might be Guatemalans. whats up with the weak ass trees in vegas? 20 bucks will buy you a little sack of dirt, and almost every black guy on the strip is slanging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 31, 2008 Author Share Posted March 31, 2008 and they're all rappers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 i heard that beatle show was pretty dope from a friend at work. that planet hollywood should still sell "pinks hotdogs'" in one of there restaurants. go to "The Gun Store" and shoot off a 50 Cal for 40 bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 i'm not to into the beatles...i'm thinking maybe one of those sex carnival shows might be fun. and i didn't know planet hollywood had pinks, i might have to check that out. shooting guns sounds fun, but something i can do here for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Get a suit case full of booze and go to The Bunny Ranch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 the bunny ranch isn't near vegas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Well get a hooker anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 no they stink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 so, i'm leaving tomorrow. i'm in need of some hookups at restaurants and shit. can i get some comps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Jut got back from Vegas myself, thought I'd share. Missed my flight from Boston for epic failure, caught a flight at 5am the next day. Landed, hit up the pool at the Venetian. Saw Cirque Du Soleil "O" at the Bellagio /nh Was fucking bananas. Caught the fountain show. Went back to the casino for some poker, was up, went all in on an Ace High flush and lost it to a full house. Meh. Got tired of buying 14 dollar beers so hit up the liquor store, was pretty blown away that you could open them there and drink them if you so pleased. Lots of drinking on the street, in cabs, drunkola. Next night was Tao. It seems like every girl in vegas is a 9 or 10. Fucking unreal. Anyways Sunday was Rehab, not really my scene but my friend wanted to go really bad. Our contact said that he hooked us up on the guestlist, when we got there turns out that that wasn't the case. Also turns out that its one of the hardest spots to get into. We called the GM and explained our situation and he said that he'd come down and walk us in himself if the guys paid the 100 dollar cover and females paid 20. Thanks dickhead. We found out that DJ Vice was spinning and he had spun at the club that we work at back home, so we took a shot in the dark and sent him a text. VIP Cabana bracelets and magnums. Shit was like 5gs, comped haha. The douche was strong here, but the females were nice to look at and we got wasted for free next to the DJ booth. Ballin. Everyone there looked like this. Or this. There must have been a booth for tribal tattoos and plastic surgery that I missed somehow. Anyways we left and Vice texted us asking if we wanted to go to Lavo where he was spinning at and told us to hit him up when we got there. We showed up around 11 and started waiting in the 40min or so line. Dude came down himself and pulled us from the line, put us in VIP with patron and goose bottle service. Fucking awesome guy. Bottle service ran out 30 mins before the club got out at 4 or 5 or w/e the fuck it was so I went to the bar to get 3 drinks with my last 40 dollars. Pity they were 46 Oo Walked around monday killing time until my flight with 87 cents in my pocket in 110 degree heat. Def going back, but next time with a lot more money. Would have been better off killing at poker, pity that dude was playing with a 5/7 offsuit and got lucky as fuck. I have an old shitty digi that I didn't feel like carrying around cause its huge, so excuse the stock images. Anyone else going/gone this summer? A local on the flight back said it's all about the Palms, will have to hit that up next time. :edit: Forgot about the shoutout and champagne at Lavo. :D Still piecing the weekend together :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 youre a lucky bastard for getting all that free booze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 milk grenades always goes to the shittiest cities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 true. i don't get to choose, obviously, but it's all free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 deja vu stip club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 is it true that in all casinos you can drink for free while on the gaming floor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malusaranea Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Goddamn you are a thirsty man. This thread is hilarious to me. It's weird seeing people's conceptions of Vegas from the outside. If Fake tits/tans is your thing. Strip bitches for days. Personally, I'm not fucking with them. I'm trying to get into your states. To sleep with your woman. I'm over Vegas bitches. frreal. -spidey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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