-TORN- Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Yeah, I was goin to check my email today, and I was too lazy to go to the homepage, so I started typing it in the web browser, and I see this site in Russian. Sure enough, I go to it, and it's alot of stuff about housing locations and plans in St Petersburg. Now, here's where it gets strange, I've heard my mom speaking Russian on the phone, and there are strange numbers every now and then, and we both have Russian ancestry. Vodka, here I come? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 are you 14? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 are you 15? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 A little after 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 15 and a half? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 15 and a quarter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 15 and three-eighth's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 15 and OVER 9000! Ok, so I found this email that was sent from my computer with the subject of, The Letter, but I cant open it. Tech heads, hit me up. When I click it, it doesnt say anything, it shows the hourglass like it's opening something but it never does. EDIT: The subject was written in Cyrillic Russian and it took me like 5 minutes to translate just the subject, because I had to type in each alt code manually. EDIT 2: Письмо Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 in soviet russia alt code types you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 its nice to live in a family where i could speak to my parents about mysterious emails and phone conversations instead of talking about it online to people i dont know 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 Well what the hell would I say? 'Hey, mom. I saw where you were looking at houses in Russia, and those times you spoke a little on the phone. I got this email too, it was in Russian and I couldnt open it. Just thought you'd like to know.' Then, she might decide to NOT move to Russia, and do you fucking know what that would mean? LESS VODKA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 On another note Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 its nice to live in a family where i could speak to my parents about mysterious emails and phone conversations instead of talking about it online to people i dont know :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Well what the hell would I say? 'Hey, mom. I saw where you were looking at houses in Russia, and those times you spoke a little on the phone. I got this email too, it was in Russian and I couldnt open it. Just thought you'd like to know.' Then, she might decide to NOT move to Russia, and do you fucking know what that would mean? LESS VODKA please, just shut the fuck up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I got this Russian hoez' digits last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 There's hot women with flexible morals in Russia, and graffiti is practically legal there. Just buy a coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 i hope you aren't a visable minority p1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rra6R8RUwy8 p2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vchq2hvdZ8k p3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb58x7pXAVA p4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAv_1xqhtG4 p5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ncs02Esdf0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 Shai knows whats up /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 And nope. Im Irish, German, and Russian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 AHAHAHA! ''They've actually been trained to kick people in the head AND do it properly'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Fuck the vodka. I'd be more worried about not earning the rouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensa Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 ICB knows russian hoes... awww yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 this nigga is torn about moving to russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 This thread is dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Ya Russian Chicks, WATCH OUT FOR FRAN FROM DODGEBALL. I heard after filming of the movie she went back to Mother Russia... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Well what the hell would I say? 'Hey, mom. I saw where you were looking at houses in Russia, and those times you spoke a little on the phone. I got this email too, it was in Russian and I couldnt open it. Just thought you'd like to know.' Then, she might decide to NOT move to Russia, and do you fucking know what that would mean? Do you think your mom is just going to one day be like, "alright, pack up your shit, we're moving to Russia tomorrow," but if you mention it to her shes just going to change her mind suddenly? Sounds like you have a great relationship with your moms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 ahh the mother land! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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