theprotester Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 False. Although I have been invited to a party of backpackers in a paddock out the back of nowhere. Rusty tractor sex? We'll see. TPBM has had sex in a moving vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 was moving side to side brahhh but otherwise false TPBM would a eat a breadroll filled with smoked oysters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 if that's not a euphemism, true. with some fuckin capers remoulade, pickled fennel, and some other really fuckin good food. goddammit. tpbm gets overly excited about food sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 tru, good food especially bbq stuff gets me hyped.. gotta eat your food kid tpbm is going on a trip this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 to the baby warehouse to get more shit for my kid -4 weeks and counting TPBM think Redeye's sandwich two posts up sounds fucking awesome! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Maybe Tpbm gets rejected for those guaranteed approval no matter how bad your credit credit cards 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 False. Tpbm likes chipped beef and whiskey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Who doesn't like whiskey? Tpbm has a completely rational fear of clowns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 False. Tpbm thinks clowns are their own race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 false...i am not a juggalo. the person below me has a christmas sweater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Nope. Ain't nobody wearing a jumper on a 40 degree day. TPBM has prayed for rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 False. Tpbm has prayed for train (the band) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 truu..ahhhh.. false. definitely false tbpm has prayed for pain (NOT t-pain) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 False. Tpbm hears a dirty jamaican woman talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 False.. Tpbm applies themselves to supply their wealth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 chk-CHKK tpbm has a sharp pain in several different places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 True. I don't have the slightest idea what's going on around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 false tpbm is wondering what tonight has in store for them.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Nah i got it all planned out. Tpbm has about 50lbs of sugar in their tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 false Tpbm likes to throw buckets of paint of rooftops really late at night and watch the splatter patterns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaok Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 No but sounds fun. Tpbm missed me so much they peed in the bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 false, but i did pee in your moms butt. tpbm has tried butt pee jenkem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 ripped bong hits through it seabass has kicked tpbm's ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 true tpbm still hasnt slept Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 False. Tpbm would let their kid do rap sprayz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 tough call NOT. true. tpbm has some funky noises all up in they digestive as a direct result of drinkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 So true. Beer calories Tpbm's mailbox requires a key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 true. tpbm has blown up someone else's mailbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaok Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 True. your mom's before well, you know. Tpbm has some antivirus protection on their phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 false, you can do that? tpbm probably doesnt need antivirus on their phone cuz they have an iphone and apple products are (supposedly) virus-proof.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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