eviltrailer77 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 True, unfortunately she is my baby momma, trappedfor18yearsonerski. TPBM strangely enough, won't be massgraff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 True. And that sucks sorry about that baby momma stuff. The person below me has bought lingerie for their gf or wife at least once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 true tpbm rarely watches tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 True The person below me watches a lot of porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 true. tpbm is in hot water... teabag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 False. The person below me lives in a city with a high population of hipsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Nope, we got tons of meth'ed out nortenios (sp?) so it kinda balances out. TPBM eats food the they know don't agree with their system because it's just so damn good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 True. The person below me has been to Delaware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 false. tpbm is higher than venus... serena too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 false, preggers... had to stop that. (Hi seyerrr!) tpbm lives check to check never being able to buy themselves a little something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 False doing okay TPBM thinks the weekend is finishing way too soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 true, but everyday's like the weekend. tpbm's cold like 2 scoops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 false, im sweating to death in my un aircondtioned apartment with the windows closed because i don't want to listen to these hoodrat kids scream all night long. tpbm would tap that in regards to sandra bullock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 true, ever since i saw the blindside. i like to pretend i'm michael and i'm hittin it behind her husbands back. tpbm agrees that harry potter and all his friends are going straight to hell for practicing witchcraft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 false. they're going to hell for all the queerness. tpbm is a fan of dancing with the stars and is not ashamed. cherly burke would get the dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 False reality tv is a fucking cancer, and I for one, refuse to participate. TPBM is dreading the work day tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 i don't have a job. tpbm has a 5 or 6 year old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 false tpbm drives a car thats over ten years old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 false. tpbm once took down the better part of a bottle of amaretto and busted a growler in a charity donation tray or church confessional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 False but I am a noted upper decker. TPBM has been upper decked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 False. (Hi Steezy and Malin!) The person below me got some today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 False TPBM has thrown odds and ends out of the freezer together and made an amazing meal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 probably. tpbm recently found out that it was their poopscapade that caused the 3 day long plumbing malfunction at their local burlington coat factory last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 lmfao, nah man you really did that? tpbm spent way too much money this past weekend considering how little fun they actually had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 i don't know for a fact if i caused it but i just found out that around the time that i went it happened and i know i destroyed that toilet. i'm terrible at public pooping. false. spent no duckets, had an ok time. tpbm wants a fire mens helmet so they can go in and loot burning houses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 True, plus to try and pick up this chick I have the hots for. TPBM spends no dough on the booty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 true. massgraff don't pay for no strange. tpbm killed their father for what you describe as "misuse of the milk machines" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 False, though I fucking wish I COULD kill the fucker Tpbm thinks Ugly Americans>South Park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 true, although i've grown disinterested in both. tpbm thinks it would be funny if taco bell made new commercials with a new dog and the big joke was that he got neutered and he always says "te quiero my nuts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 True. That would rock Tpbm thinks it would be awesome if Taco Bell served actual food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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