Decyferon Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 true, would be nice tpbm should really go paint soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 true. and go to bed mang. tpbm drives a pick up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 false I dont drive! tpbm owns more than 2 games consoles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 true. tpbm takes the tube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 False, though I'd like to walk the Underground someday, and see what's down there Tpbm thinks Dubstep sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 true. tpbm has double streamed at the urinal and got pee on the guy next to you's shoe and you thought it would be some automatic fight type shit but he was cool about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 false, no split pea streams in public so far... somehow. tpbm really needs to get laid tonight, and will go to any means necessary to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 True, sorta. Def need to get laid, but no fat chicks, and not paying for it, so it's probably not gonna happen. Oh well. Tpbm has a superhero alter ego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 false, i got a super apathetic single ego. tpbm just got some sex. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 false. jerked illz, i'm the best! tpbm heard that michael jackson really died from an allergic reaction from eating 8 year old nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 I heard that. Did you hear about what the young lady said to Mr Jackson as he walked in front of her on the beach? Get out of my sun... badum tsshh. tpbm knows the joke "a seal walked into a club"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 yeah you've said that b4. tpbm thinks crocs are colored doodoo for feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 true. tpbm has worn crocs with no socks before, and knows what weird slippery feeling that happens when your feet get wet or sweaty. That feeling like your whole sole is slick and the beads are rubbing all weird, and it kinda makes you nauseas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 false. as previously stated i think they are doodoo for feet. i have experienced this a few times with other shoes when i was too lazy to put on sockies... The person below me found a pube in their grill, put it in a ziploc bag and added it to their scrabook entitled "Rap Letters and Mystery Men." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 False. Tpbm would tear up Flo from the progressive commercials while the new chick from the TMobile commercial diddled herself in the corner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 true. tpbm agrees that 98 was the last best year for rap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 True. No doubt. Tpbm thinks moshpits make everything better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 sho. tpbm would do a hot girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 dude no way! tpbm rides a bicycle with no seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Because I like the way it feels Can't stand watching the news for any length of time anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 false, I dunno why but I watch shit loads of news (background noise) tpbm plays stupid games on their phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 not anymore. tpbm has pumped up kicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 False. Never did, sadly. Tears me up, really. Kevin Durant>Blake Griffin. Tpbm agrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 you're asking the wrong gai. tpbm is white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 False, though I've been told I sound like one over the phone. Tpbm reads Transmetropolitan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 nah. tpbm plays the skin flute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 false, i like to fiddle my flute sometimes though. tpbm be takin shots and drank in berrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 si. tpbm lost their virginity to a middle aged white woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 she is now middle aged, so true. tpbm smoked weed for the first time long before they had sex for the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 false. so my man say he been workin' late, but then trina call me and tell me she seen his ass in the club! but then when i ask him about this nonsense, he tell me he loves me. so i'm asking tpbm, how do i make him tell me the truth, but keep our love million-dollar strong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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