micahhawaii Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 False Tpbm has used a shoe lace as a belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 true still do tpbm has considered the military Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 True. Than said fuck it and got a throat tattoo Tpbm likes Anthony bourdain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 hell yeah, that dude is cool shit. tpbm considers themselves a decent cook, and likes to party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 very true, both counts. tpbm has experience in a professional kitchen as a saute cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 false, i worked a ton of food service in my late teens/early 20's as a dishwasher, prep cook, busboy, etc, learned from all the other cooks there, as well as my mom. tpbm loves their mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 true, no doubt tpbm has fist fought with their dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest be.e Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 never. if you saw the enormity of my dad you'd understand why tpbm have received many ass-whoopings as a kid by their mom or dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 true. tpbm fought back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 usually a push. tpbm has dated a co-worker and has an intriguing story about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 True, I was a shift lead and she was in the same department, but different division and different shift lead, Thot I was good but still got the closed door talking to from my department head. Was not awesome. TPBM thinks that was a cool story br0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest be.e Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 false. and it was too much to read tpbm is ambidextrous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 false wish i was tpbm has an amphibious pet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 false tpbm blacked out last night drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 false. tpbm is nice, caring and would put someone else first before them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 true, put my son before me, fuck random strangers tho tpbm has food allergies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 False. Mighty healthy b. TPBM is a real life bachelor frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 false. tpbm is the real life paranoid parrot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 False Tpbm has step children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 True, step son. TPBM is trying to sort some serious shit out right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 false, the more i sort, the more shit gets complicated. i usually just go with it. tpbm agrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 True. Relationships suck. Tpbm needs to paint before they go crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 false, could go for a sess though tpbm is going to the beach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 False. I wish tho Tpbm has the day off and isn't doing shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 false. have to work Tpbm is guaranteed a 2 day weekend this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWiF407 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 true. garunteed a three day weekend. tpbm reached out of the shower to grab something and knocked expensive cologne on the floor, is now taking a shit, and is getting lightheaded off that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Lol false. Tpbm rather wipe their ass with baby wipes like trick daddy does in his episode off cribs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 false, then you get that moist butthole tpbm has had surgery of some kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 True. Kidney stone surgery. Tpbm knows what pissing out a rock feels like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 false. tpbm has chugged a das boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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