Theo Huxtable. Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 terror squad! full a clips crew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blood fart Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I have lost all faith in 12oz. True story. I am sitting on a couch with a purring street kitten named French Fry and watching Saved By The Bell. I have seen this episode before. Hopefully Babe will come on again today. French Fry enjoyed it quite a bit yesterday, almost as much as I did. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DOOOOOOOOCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 EVERYTIME THIS BITCH TYPES SOMETHING I FEEL LIKE IM READING CHUCK PAHLANIUK B. CAN YOU WRITE GOOD MA? LIKE CAN YOU WRITE HOW YOU TALK, I HOPE YOU DONT REALLY TALK LIKE THAT CUZ A NIGGA LIKE ME WOULD GET FRUSTRATED BY ALL THE PAUSES AND REPETITION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 No, I can't write good, son. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 T;6048465']http://failblog.wordpress.com/ Bookmarked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 T;6048494']You tried thats half the battle. I thought knowing was half the battle.. Are there really only two parts of a battle? Trying and knowing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 wow this thread really is that bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 [ATTACH]79465[/ATTACH] FAIL. LOL FOR DAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaPopWario Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 as the author of this horrible thread, i just want to ask why its still up? i thought this thing would be long gone but no... it has 40+ replies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I'm 99% sure I know the person who did this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 No, I can't write good, son. True story. NO DOUBT ILL JUST KEEP READING YOUR POSTS LIKE IM READING THE NEW YORKER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 true story one time i was in pittsburgh for a star wars convention and i guess darth vader happened to be staying at the double tree hotel (as was i). anyways, it was in the middle of the night and i get a knok on my door and it was the man himself, DARTH FUCKIN VADER! he wanted to borrow my ice bucket because he accidently puked in the one that was issued to his room. i said he could borrow it if he let me suck his dick in the hallway while i wore my storm trooper helmet. no doubt he agreed and it was awesome. keep in mind this was like 2 am. i guess dude really wanted some ice. SO homo! *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 This thread is yet another reason why this forum needs to be invite only again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I wouldn't get invited back :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickel slick Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 This is a TRUE story so I thought I'd put it here. I found it posted in the 3rd rail but it really belongs here in the TRUE STORY thread... "i was painting in a yard and my girlfriend was fingering herself in front of my panels which was rad! then the police came but luckily one of the police man was ron jeremy and all he wanted to do was get laid so he and my girl had sex and she deep throated him while i chilled in the patrol car smoking doobies with the other officer..then ron jeremy painted a half car that said 'get jiggy'. I bombed the police car aswell but they didnt care they just asked if they could fuck my girlfriend again. She was dead by this stage because she got an electric shock on the lines. after that shit got crazy...." TRUE STORY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 for some reason i was trying to imagine mero and bloodfart going out on a date... just because it seems like it would be a catastrophe... one is heavy into the metal/thrash scene and the other is into hiphop and reggaeton... and they both hate each others music cultures. one is a country girl from texas and the other is from the bronx. like what would be talked about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Theo may have just stumbled upon the next great reality series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 for some reason i was trying to imagine mero and bloodfart going out on a date... just because it seems like it would be a catastrophe... one is heavy into the metal/thrash scene and the other is into hiphop and reggaeton... and they both hate each others music cultures. one is a country girl from texas and the other is from the bronx. like what would be talked about? Cue music.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 One time right?, I was taking off my boxer right? and then sometimes boxers got loose strings in em' right? so i pull off my boxers, and that loose string ran across the head of my penis right? that shit hurt like a muh fucka true story doe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 for some reason i was trying to imagine mero and bloodfart going out on a date... just because it seems like it would be a catastrophe... one is heavy into the metal/thrash scene and the other is into hiphop and reggaeton... and they both hate each others music cultures. one is a country girl from texas and the other is from the bronx. like what would be talked about? IT WOULD END UP IN A FISTFIGHT FOLLOWED BY DOGGIESTYLE INTERCOURSE AT THE CAPRI :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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