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We can play this game all night.

 

I will tell the word your secrets.

They will decide who is metal and who is not metal.

 

I will drink the rest of the Sparks in the fridge.

Then help myself to your whiskey.

If you persist in trying to be jerky, I will then have no other choice but to have a street kitten thrash party on your couch.

As I said, street kittens haves no manners.

Which means we urine on furniture.

 

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We can play this game all night.

 

I will tell the word your secrets.

They will decide who is metal and who is not metal.

 

I will drink the rest of the Sparks in the fridge.

Then help myself to your whiskey.

If you persist in trying to be jerky, I will then have no other choice but to have a street kitten thrash party on your couch.

As I said, street kittens haves no manners.

Which means we urine on furniture.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Vyvoh0fug

 

We can

 

And you know no secrets. i know all your secrets

and they are not so metal

 

Plus how are you going to help yourself to whiskey when it is all gone??

I am going to pee on you before you pee on my couch.

 

Revenge is a dish served cold............or maybe hot, in urine

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Tonight.

French Fry and I will be masters of disaster.

 

You has to work in the morning.

I only has to sleep on the couch all day.

I can has moar boozez.

I wills drinks until I vomits.

On your possessions.

Just to prove a point.

 

The point being that I am a horrible mess.

And you shall wish you never met the likes of me.

You should have listen to teh words of warning people tried to give you.

I will ruin your life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Noes I won't.

I wills be good.

Don't make me and street kitten sleep in the dumpster tonights.

We won't bees bad.

 

 

Thrash cat is totally thrashing.

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I need a haircut.

Let's do that, son.

 

"Sweaty anus"

"The gay train"

Totally radical.

 

I am currently watching a program about spree killers.

There is a segment on Charles Whitman.

My mom once bought me a shirt with a photo of the UT tower and Charles Whitman's yearbook photo.

It read,

"Be true to your school"

I call him a home town hero.

 

Now it's only me and French Fry awake.

He purrs next to my head.

We have some adorable photos that my special friends will see.

This cat stays on point with his cuteness.

I am glad he found me.

God gave me a street kitten as a Bday gift.

Sweet, dude.

Totally.

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Dear Texans,

I don't know if I am coming back.

I misses Austin.

I love vacation.

 

I have a kitten sleeping on the edge of the laptop right now.

Talk about adorable.

I try not to wake him with metal.

He gets scareded.

 

Tonight.

I have a feeling I will get totally wasted, bro.

And totally do things that are frowned upon in religious circles.

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