chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I just woke up with my (retarded)ladie friend pointing my shinnie, unloaded trey8 in my face just cause she found these.... WHACK!(grannys to the face). I opened my eyes. Looked at the revolver saw that it was empty. We argued. argued. argued. for about 3-4 minuntes. Then things got tense. she pointed it to my eyes, then my neck. I finally got her calm. then, FLIP! I hurried and reached for the gun and i pointed and placed it on my chest. Then I says,"So.. you want to kill me? huh? do it! do it!". (or something like that...) and I clicked her finger, but no boom. (She WHOAs!) i mannly scream,"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINING?!". I get up, grab the whoohaas and try to come up with the best story i could make up. I told her it was her's from along time ago. she thinks, thinks, thinks, then she storms out crying. I kinda feel bad..... but fuck it she tried to kill me... crazy huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 *lady *shiny *manly *THINKING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 *thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 damn crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 she held a gun to your face cuz she found panties? wifey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 You should have shot her and junk. Edit: I was going to make a joke about Puerto Ricans and their tempers but I don't know how many of "you" there are on here...so nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 i only been with her for 2 months! bitch is phyco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Shoot her. Disclaimer:Bojangles nor 12oz.Prophet.com, Alsoknownas or its affiliates are resposnsible for your actions if you are Puerto Rican and have a bad temper and shoot her for reals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 2 months?....leave while you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Leave...then shoot her. Then leave again before the cops come. /nomurdero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 ^^yeah..that sounds better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 23, 2008 Author Share Posted January 23, 2008 what if im italian n flip? should i make her a pizza and eat her dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i think that might be the 3rd or 4th bojangles disclaimer i've read... seriously though kill the bitch, then wear her skin as a suit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 PHYCO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 should i make her a pizza and eat her dog? I'd pay to see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 oh and by the way, was the chick whos panties they were sexy? her undies look fun post pictures of boobs and stuff /nopervert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 How the fuck you know it wasnt loaded. One in the Chamber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 After you single handedly massacred what was formerly known as The English Language, I kind of wish she single handedly offed you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 make her a lumpia pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 With the Grannies it must have been a drunk smash..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 what if im italian n flip? should i make her a pizza and eat her dog? No No, Make pizza out of her dog and feed it to her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 pee in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 kill the bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 haha. phyco. nego-gee-ate face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 T;6024355']How the fuck you know it wasnt loaded. One in the Chamber? You can see 4 of the 6 chambers in a revolver, thus seeing the chamber that will be fired if you shoot it double action. but if it was cocked there could of been one in the chamber... Just fyi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 pee in her butt for the win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 There's a puddin stain on her back.. The fuck is that? It could be doooo doooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SYNSOE Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 i was just about to make a goodfellas reference..... them panties are dirty, son.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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