DA KID MERO Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF SHIT I WILL SHOOT. MCDONALDS FOR PUTTING SOME CHEMICAL IN ALL THEY FOOD THAT MAKES ME FEEL THAT NASTY FULL FEELING. MANHATTAN FOR ADDING 5 DOLLARS ONTO EVERYTHING BLOOMBERG OR SPITZER, WHOEVER MADE NEWPORT PRICES GO FROM 5 DOLLARS TO A SITUATION WHERE I HAVE TO SIT DOWN WITH MY FINANCIAL ADVISOR TO SEE IF ITS IN MY BEST INTEREST TO INVEST IN BOGIES (THEY STILL 5 ON THE BLOCK! BITCH!) NIGHTCLUBS FOR TRYING TO CHARGE A NIGGA 40 DOLLARS AT THE DOOR CUZ IM ONLY WITH 3 BITCHES AND I GOT THERE AT 3AM. PIZZA HUT FOR HAVING COMMERCIALS THAT MAKE ME WANT A STUFFED CRUST PIZZA MORE THAN A BLOWJOB FROM HALLE BERRY, THEN NOT PUTTING ANY IN THE BRONX EXCEPT THAT MAD BOOTLEG JOINT ON FORDHAM IN THAT FUCKIN WACK ARCADE. THIS FUCKIN BITCH FOR NOT FUCKIN WITH ME, I UNDERSTAND THAT I SLAYED YOU, AND I UNDERSTAND YOU GOT A MAN. BUT YO, FUCK YOU MA. FOR REAL. THE "RAD GIRLS" JOE BUDDEN FOR TAKING HIMSELF SERIOUSLY. REALITY TV. SHIT IS GETTING REAL WACK, "HOW TO LOOK GOOD NAKED" ??? ARE YOU SERIOUS, HERE'S HOW TO LOOK GOOD NAKED BOO, REAL EASY...DONT BE FAT YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU REALLY NEED THAT FAKE GAY NIGGA FROM QUEER EYE TO TELL YOU THAT? MIKE JONES! FUCK YOU SON! YOU TRYING TO PUT ON "BRITE MIKE" AND "BLACK MIKE" ?!?!? T.FLOWERS?!?! AND I CANT EVEN SPEAK TO A FUCKING A&R AND PUT MY NIGGAS ON?!?! WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT AND NAMES THAT AREN'T LAUGHABLY STUPID?!?! WHAT IS THE FUCKIN WORLD COMING TO B? I SWEAR ONE OF THESE DAYS YALL NIGGAS AINT NEVER GONNA SEE ME ONLINE EVER AGAIN CUZ IMA GO CRAZY AND SMASH MY COMPUTER JUST CUZ. FAT JOE, I LOVE YOU MY NIGGA AND I KNOW YOU TRYNA EAT BUT PLEASE STOP FUCKING WITH THESE FLORIDA NIGGAS. PLEASE. PUT ON MY K.A.R NIGGAS AND LETS BRING IT BACK TO THE ESSENCE. ROCK MUSIC. AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED SHIT HAS BEEN PURE GARBAGE SINCE JIMI DIED. YOU MAD? OLD WHITE GUYS...SON...STOP TALKING TO ME, JUST CUZ WE WAITING FOR THE SAME TRAIN DOESN'T MEAN I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR BACK SURGERY IN 1963. I WANNA LISTEN TO JADA ON MY SISTER IPOD THAT I TOOK THAT SHE DONT KNOW I TOOK AND SHE BE ASKIN ME ABOUT AND IM LIKE "NAH I DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU CANT FIND IT?" KIDS OLDER THAN 9 THAT AINT GANGBANGING AND SELLING DRUGS...FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE FAGGOT NIGGA? GOING TO SCHOOL? PLAYING PLAYSTATION? PSH...FUCKIN PUSSY. HERE, HIT THIS BLUNT. YO I JUST REALIZED THERES PROBABLY, NAH, THERES DEFINETLY UDD THREADS LIKE THIS. BUT FUCK IT B IM BULLETPROOF. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 ON FIRE^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KniggazInDemStreetz Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Rock's dope tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Leave Budden out of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I WANNA LISTEN TO JADA ON MY SISTER IPOD THAT I TOOK THAT SHE DONT KNOW I TOOK AND SHE BE ASKIN ME ABOUT AND IM LIKE "NAH I DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU CANT FIND IT?" . Hahahah..Reminded me of my Sisters 2 GB memory card that mysteriously disappeared from her Digital Camera..Its good baby daddy got her a new 4 GB...hahah good shit Mero.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Leave Budden out of this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booniesbomber Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 hahahahahahaha. this guys killing me. hahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 PROPS B! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 KILL ALL RATS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Old white men and kids older than nine that aren't gangbanging already were gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 that ipod steez is funny. reminds me of drunkenly busting into my roommate's room, finding his ipod and charger, formatting it, and keeping it for myself, while my other roomies foraged through his shit and took stuff. has he asked about it? nope. ungrateful 19 year-old alcoholic slob of a mothafucka. doesn't have a job, always is at a party, has a trashed disaster of a room, uses up too much toilet paper somehow, and always comes home with booze and fast food. he's threadworthy hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 it was bill clinton that made cigs 2 dollars more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCKMUNI Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 theres alot of talented rappers who arent getting their shine while the no talent faggots get signed....get used to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 this fucking thing needs a thread of it's own --fucking hilarious!! oh, and i just saw "rad girls" for the first time tonight. seriously, that show sucks. if you shoot them, i'll buy you a fucking cargo freight full of newports and grape soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 OLD WHITE GUYS...SON...STOP TALKING TO ME, JUST CUZ WE WAITING FOR THE SAME TRAIN DOESN'T MEAN I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR BACK SURGERY IN 1963. Couldn't be any more on point. I actually don't mind it, it's usually pretty funny but for some reason It's always me that gets singled out by the old or crazy people. People can't help but tell me their life story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Rock's dope tho You're an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 if jimi hendrix wasnt black, black people would probably not even know who he was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destr0ya Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 if jimi hendrix wasnt black, black people would probably not even know who he was true i used to listen to joe budden, but son is on that emo shit real hard - every verse is like a lifetime movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 hey, rad girls get the smash though. except im so sure their dykes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 it was bill clinton that made cigs 2 dollars more Who cares? He was still the best president in our lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 if jimi hendrix wasnt black, black people would probably not even know who he was Nah fuck that. It's that whole era that regular "rock" music died after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ù°""" ˚ ˚ ˚ Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 joe budden is probably too much of a mark to even hit a blunt of dust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 A blunt of dust??? Fuck all that shit. The only time I ever smoked dust was on accident. I took one big ass hit off a dust joint (cause I assumed it was weed when it got passed to me) and that shit turned me into Corkey for about an hour or so. My freinds were all scitzin out like "oooohhhh shiiiiitttt.... dooooon't hiiiit iiiiit sooooo haaaard!!!!" I don't even smoke weed too often and I was thinking "why these niggas actin so pussy about a joint for?" Then I breathed the shit out and that's when I got smacked in the face with what tasted like jet fuel. I was like "WTF??? What is this shit???" They were like "duuuuuusssst duuuuuddde...." and started laughing at me. Then I zoned the fuck like a fucking retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ù°""" ˚ ˚ ˚ Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 yr doin it wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 just stick to the chronic and beer. always a great combo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 on fat joes new radio song in the chorus he says yadidimean kind of annoying then he talks about ghost riding the whip like hes from Oakland fat joe is not gonna ghost ride anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Nah Mike Jones alright true he hasn't got the best lyrical skills but he just keeps it stupid which alright for me when i'm fucken smashed and be fucked concentrating on shit except women and smashing shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Fuck "keeping it stupid". That shit's for retards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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